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Well r9k i'm a 9/10 chad and i'm about to date a 6/10 fembot
Don't worry i'll will treat her right.
>how does it feel when i'm about to steel your women?
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>>37510035
huh?
oh, uh, stop, no, ree, etc..
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>>37510035
>steal*
originlio
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>>37510035
I don't feel nearly half as bad as your spelling looks.
Also post pic with timestamp, Mr Chad who feels he needs validation from strangers lurking an anime forum.
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>They stole my car!
>Who?
>You know who.
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>>37510016
uncle june pls
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>>37510016
You didn't say "who", but all know we thought the same thing. Let's just be honest with ourselves.
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>>37510037
>when the illiterates post
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Guys, I did it. After 2 months of accusations from my stepmom about splashing in the toilet I finally proven her wrong and can piss free once more. feels GREAT
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>>37509952
My dad has the same autism about that shit
>I didn't hear you lift the seat
>REE IS THAT PISS ON THE SEAT OR WATER
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>>37509968
I hope you don't reach the point where you take the most EXTREME measures like I did. I feel ashamed for using my piss pipe but it got the job done
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What are you guys talking about.Help a clueless brother out.
Who else /normal but no gf (ever)/ here? What is the underlying problem that makes you able to function in society but not with girls?
>how tall are you?
>are you at least decently normal/attractive looking?
>Do you have friends?
>Do you have female friends?
>Have you ever asked a girl out?
>Do you have any diagnosed disorder?
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>>37509847
>>how tall are you?
5'7"
>>are you at least decently normal/attractive looking?
Yes, I'd say an 8/10
>>Do you have friends?
Haha, no.
>>Do you have female friends?
See above
>>Have you ever asked a girl out?
Yes, I asked three gals out, and everyone rejected.
>>Do you have any diagnosed disorder?
No, but I probably have autism.
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>>37509847
>>how tall are you?
6'1
>>are you at least decently normal/attractive looking?
i guess so, girls give me attention and are not repulsed by me
>>Do you have friends?
two old friends from hs
>>Do you have female friends?
not anymore but had few at uni
>>Have you ever asked a girl out?
no
>>Do you have any diagnosed disorder?
not diagnosed but im suspected to have aspergers
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>>37509847
>174 cm
>normal I guess, no one ever told me I look handsome but no one told me I'm really ugly either
>I have great friends
>No female friend ever, literally never texted a girl apart from school/work related shit
>I have asked and I have failed. She was high class and I was garbage.
>nope
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What hurts more? Overdose or opening a vein? Gonna die tonight have access to only those two. pics related assorted drugs
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>>37509740
me too, today.
Partial Suspension, easy as shit. Skipping rope with a noose, 15 seconds until you pass away from the blood loss and then die when you're unconscious.
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The idea of a hot bath and then cutting your wrist is actually a comfy kinda thought - it'd be easier to cut into your sink after you had soaked and well you just get to fall asleep surrounded by warmth.
OD is one of those things where you can never ever be certain you won't wake up, if you don't even have an ethernet cord to suspend hang yourself I'd go for bath, tho I hope you live alone.
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>>37509922
I can't I'm gonna be in the desert thats why I won't just hang myself
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Excluding normalfags, there's a good chance none of us will get laid
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>>37509720
That's fine with me. Fapping is all I need.
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>>37509720
That's the smartest thing I've ever seen a mobilefag post.
Though you're still a faggot by default of being OP.
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>>37509774
I'm at work so I don't have access to my computer. I have my 4chan folder on the cloud
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>met my primary school crush yesterday
>mfw she is ugly now
seems i dodged the bullet
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>implying that the gun was ever aimed at you
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>>37509717
god damn
OP forever destroyed
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>>37509745
BTFO
T
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origamily
>just got my first job at burger king
>doing pretty good but never seem to be more than average
>new guy gets hired
>boss says he's doing well and might get more hours than me even though he is half my age
>get nervous because I need hours to pay for my meals
>me and coworker decide to thrash the walk in fridge and blame it on the new guy
>boss gets furious and curses the new guy out
>new guy is on the verge of tears and is mumbling like a retard
>boss fires him on the spot
>boss says I can work four days a week now
Working is so stressful. How do you guys handle it?
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You're a lowlife cocksucker for doing that. I almost could spare half a fuck until you shared that part where you blamed the new guy for something he did not do.
End yourself.
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>>37509676
>half my age
>my first job
pbbbbt, already smells like shit
kill yourself
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>>37509727
Fucking took the bait hook line and sinker god damn
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>be me
>Senior year of high school.
>The most muscular/strongest guy in all six of my classes.
>Yet very distant and timid, won't talk unless spoken to.
>I usually sit alone in the corner of the classroom by myself.
>I dress in dark clothes, have a pissed off vibe to me.
>When I do ever talk I am vulgar or saying something fucked up.
>Once I get to know someone I can talk and make them laugh.
>But it's rare because they would have to start the conversation with me first or else I am dead silent.
>Have caught girls taking pictures of me before in the past.
Would a girl find interest in me? or be afraid of me?
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I think you need to pull your head out of your ass chad
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>>37509540
>The most muscular/strongest guy in all six of my classes.
lol fuck off
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Stop dressing in black, get some color in your wardrobe and maybe even regularly wear something business casual. It'll make a world of difference in how people perceive you.
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> tfw just want a gf(male)
> just want to talk with him, play games, see him do cute things
> want to protect him and love him
> do lewd things together and have a nice time
> tell him hes cute when he dresses up
Why is it so hard to find someone like that?
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I like the way you think. Too bad s(he) ain't real, famalam.
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>tfw just want a robot fwb
>just want to please him and let him take out his sexual frustration from roasties on me
>BJs while he plays vidya
>dressing up as a girl and letting him fuck me and then promptly leaving once he orgasmed and doesn't want me around anymore
>doing all depraved and perverted stuff he comes up with as normal sex loses its novelty
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>>37509533
What's wrong with just dating a normal guy?
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> tfw a person just turns out to be another disappointment and disappears
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>>37509504
Probably because they can smell the clingy homosexuality emanating from even ONE of your posts
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>>37509504
*sniff sniff*
Ahhhhh, what is that I smell?
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>>37509594
Oh, do come in, Wojak! How was the day's wagie work? You're probably smelling the roast I put in the oven for the two of us. With a little extra bait it will be nice and toasty!
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Blocks your path
"hey anon, my mom says you have to be my fren"
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*unzips dick*
Yes
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move norm.
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>>37509482
*Troubled glare intensifies*
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I did it boys, I've lost my virginity with a homeless girl only because I gifted her some heroin
AMA
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Enjoying the jumpstart to your STD collection?
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>>37509440
njoy ur AIDZ senpai
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how that pussy smell?
Mbti relationships
starting with the family
I'm an ENTP
Father- a relatively normal and balanced ESTP
Step mother- materialistic and borderline aspergic INTJ
Mother- batshit insane ESFJ
Brother- typical shut in INTP
Sister- Normal, sociable ESTP
Needless to say I get along best with my dad, sister and brother. My mom and step mom both get on my nerves.
Most of my friends and ex's have been ESTP's, ESFP's, ENFP's, and one INFJ who ran off with my ENFP ex. My current girlfriend is an ISTJ. She's definitely the only person in this world that I trust right now and the only person I can see being the mother of my kids. The only issue is I don't trust any of her idiot friends and I dont like being around her weird fucking family (though her sisters are pretty cool, but her parents are fucking weird). Any other ENTP's have a similar experience?
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My dads an ENTP, he's a pretty cool guy
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>>37509344
I don't know what their types are but I'm pretty sure I'm the only I in my family. I don't get along with my brother.
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>>37509344
My mom is an ENFP
I'm an INTJ
growing up was hell
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how do you make friends while traveling solo?
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>how do you make friends while traveling solo
>how do you make friends
>traveling solo
>wanting to travel solo without having basic socializing skills
Good luck with getting robbed and stuck in some foreign place with locals only attitudes
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Common sense and stories I've heard tell me: hostels.
Basically you're forced to talk to people there. The first few moments are crucial. When you say "hi" to them, you just have to remain talkative and eventually you'll get going.
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>>37509553
>walk into dormitory
>scan, make eye contact with everyone
>awkward pause
>yell "WWWAAAAAASSSSSUUUUUPPP!!?!?!?!!!"
>keep yelling it when they respond with "WAASSSUUUUPP???"
>laugh, batner ensues
>ask them if they are going out to drink then go with them
moral of the story, to make friends while travelling solo become an alcoholic and go to tourist cities with hostels