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>tfw Im going to fuck/get intimate with a qt3.14 white washed black grill that I randomly got into a strange arrangement where I only pay her $40 for a "session" of making out, hugging, kissing, and sex for a hour or two.
Its kinda pathetic I know, but it'll be nice to have that human touch/oxytocin after literally nothing for 2-3 months.
Thanks for reading my shitty blog. You guys are the only people I really have chats with outside of work/school stuff
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Wait for the FBI to discover this thread
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>>37694633
She's 27 but looks like 20 since black don't crack
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>>>/b/735740382 go to this thread. We are preparing an attack. ARE YOU WITH US?!?!?!?!
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>>37694583
yeah i actually don't give a fuck about post-2009 /b/.
fucking low tier taste OP
COULDJA?
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>>37694583
>caring about board culture
>he didn't come for the shit posting
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>>37694583
go the fuck back to /b/ and stay there
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>be neet
>parents scheduled a therapist appointment for me and if I want to stay a neet I have to go
What do I tell the therapist? Should I refuse to talk?
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Why would you refuse to talk? Just tell the truth. Just bee urself :^)
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>>37694518
This is a good thing though. At first you'll get the usual "lol just bee yourself, Anon!" but they only do that because it's the default technique for all the normies they get. After a while the therapist will get to know you better and see how fucked up you really are, and then you can get diagnosed with autism and get autism-bux.
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>>37694674
I went once before because I had OCD but I lied my way out. I probably have a bunch of other shit too.
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>see cuck/BLACKED porn pics
>since I have to see it the mods should fucking see it too
>report every trap/cuck/BBC thread on /r9k/ that I see
>MFW mods are constantly looking at cuck/BLACKED/trap porn
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>implying mods don't like cuck/BLACKED/trap porn
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>>37694525
this. they probably cant do their job cause they jerk off to all the blacked cuck shit OP is sending them
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>>37694548
If you really wanna get them good find the grossest shit you can find that someone posted or post it yourself and report it as illegal
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First omegle thread in ages. Let's converse.
Tags: r9k, robot9001, r9komegle, omegler9k
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>>37694297
bump because this is pretty lonely at the moment
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>>37694297
I'm coming robro.
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Been wondering if I should make a minecraft server or not... thoughts?
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>>37694261
Aren't there already alot of /r9k/ minecraft servers though? Anyways, do whatever you want.
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>it's been two months since i started to become more and more intrigued and infatuated by this barely legal looking jewish schoolgirl that i see every single day on my morning commute, we always sit in the same opposing seats
>i literally can't get her out of my head, her deep dark blue eyes, her eyebrows, her hair, the way she tries to sneak a look thinking i'm not trying to do the same, the way she's starting to throw me a little smile, her simple black pleated dress, her dark thights and her stan smiths
>all I can think about is taking her virginity
What do I do about this feel ?
>pic related what she looks like, except brown hair and blue eyes
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>>37694228
If shes dropping hints, go for it dude. If you don't do anything at all, you'll regret it but if you do something and she nopes out, you can still beat it to her. A small chance is better than no chance, my man. This is all assuming you're both the same age, if you're not, get the fuck outta here.
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>Sometimes seeing old ps2 Covers laying around in my house gives me anxiety to how old i am
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>>37694218
At least pick a good cover
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>>37694218
1/2
Why wasn't this the US cover too?
I'm guessing the fucking plebs in marketing?
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>>37694610
And the US cover . . .
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EVERY TIME I SEE YOU FALLING, I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES AND PRAY
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BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPFFFVVFTTTTTTT
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>>37694197
the irony is too far for me honestly. i'm lost now in existential despair.
thanks faggot.
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>>37694197
brap posting is partly why i come to r9k
it's delightful
thank you sir
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>ywn be a heroine defeated and bred by a monster
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>>37694143
>ywn be the monster that breeds the heroine
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Is there a genre for this?
I feel so gratified when I see a heroine get disgraced and defilled.
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Post yfw you realise going /r9k/ unironically is just holding you back in life.
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>>37693919
you've already been held back that's why you're here.
deny it if you want
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>>37693919
>me doing what I want is holding me back
wew lad
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>>37693944
When did I deny I'd been held back? My life's been complete shit but you gotta get through it man.
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why League of Normies has such a shitty community?
> bad players think they are good
> cosplayers don't give a fuck about fans, only care about beta orbiters his money
> lots of flammers
If you actually play this shit game, for me, you are just a retard normie, really.
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It has more reach than DotA 2 that's why normies flock in to League.
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started playing 4 years ago, just never left.
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>popular on YouTube
>edgy characters
>"competitive"
>"cool skins"
>fanservice, lots of it
>Iaunched at the time when it was the only viable option
They got it all
>tfw floating through the hall telekinetically shunting normies in my path into divergent timelines
When will they learn?
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>>37693830
>tfw jazz-handing across anti-fractaline space, doot-dooting normies into 2D-skeletal oblivions
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>tfw displacing normie actions before they even happen through subconscious body-language
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Fembots, what are you doing her being a female?
Explain in one single post why we should consider you a robot like us without lying, we want the truth about you.Also Join my server for comfy people, no bullies:
htRE7a
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These identity politics threads are cancer. Kill yourself immediately, moeshitposter.
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>>37693818
>Explain in one single post why we should consider you a robot like us
And while doing so keep in mind that one of us will gladly date you.
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your discord explicitly says that females are banned on the spot kys