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>>34697046
>Can we have a /self improvement/ general
no lmao

I too felt like that until I got a Bulged disc and totally gave up

I hope you aren't just eating junk food. You're trying to get those calories to go toward lean muscle, not fat.

>School
You are too young for this website anon

>>34697013
No I'm not

ori

>>34697013
He could mean uni or college

>>34696965
Not really. There are a lot of girls who have been involved in a sexual situation with one of their friends because that other girl was "messing around" or trying something new. The thing is that most of the girls who have experienced this kind of literal sexual harrassment, laugh it off or just ignore it.

No, why on earth would you think that?

>>34696965
Actually there are more rapes (by other inmates) per inmate in women's prisons.

Lesbian relationships also have a much higher instance of sexual assault and abuse.

In instances of intimate partner violence in heterosexual couples, the female is the instigator over 60% of the time.


Thank fuck women are weak as fuck, they are guilty of everything they blame men for, they'd be rampaging across the country if they were strong enough to do things like open pick jars.

a-are there any cute boys?

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A small dick circle jerk, wow how sad

What's the cut off? I'm 7.5x5 but it kind of feels like a pencil dick sometimes. Am I allowed to join?

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I wonder if you're that guy I saw in the mental hospital. He was alone for so long all day (parents paid him to get out of the house) he started hearing voices from the walls out of loneliness.

>>34696897
Try and take comfort that there are thousands of students feeling the exact same way. Do you think everyone at school made a great group of friends. Theres people that you exchange glances with on the bus, or class that are in same situation. They take the bus home knowing they have nothing waiting for them. You arent crazy you are human.

>>34696897

Jesus, I'm glad I commuted to uni

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>>34696894
hearty long qeq

It's actually "You're, fucking, a WHITE MALE!" and I get really upset when people get the quote wrong.

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>>34697015
Me too. I don't get it. It's literally a thousand times funnier when it's quoted correctly.

i saw this post yesterday
make something originadesu

>>34696931
This is posted everyday since at least a month,
sage

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>>34696878
Go away Overwatch dummy

By pissing in it

>>34696877
by leaving her for a korean girl

>>34696877
they're segregated by sex so I chill in the mens' onsen and meet up with her after.

probably because you sit on /r9k/ all day and get told that you're a victim because of it

>>34696825
Jewish media and normie culture treats being a virgin after 16 the same as being a rapist

>>34696862

see what I mean? this guy just told you that you're a victim because you're a virgin

why though?

the dick threads suck but there's still a lot of good content here that wouldn't be allowed on a blue board

just go to /tv/ or something

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>>34696811
That's dumb, you're dumb. Why do you want it to be blue anyway

>>34696811
I agree. /r9k/ should be blue since there's already so many porn boards.

>>34696742

I see wew lad every day
It's mostly me posting it though

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itt: memes that silently died in their sleep while no one was paying attention

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>>34696742
wew lad wew lad wew lad wew lad wew lad wew lad wew lad wew lad wew lad wew lad wew lad

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>>34696685
dude, white head here
thats not how it works you dumb chink, or else i would not be vaginaless

Here we go, a poor little Indian/Asian blaming the white man for his problems.

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Youre right Anon, damn it feels good have white power. Em damn Spicks, NIGGERS, WETBACKS! aint gon fuck no mo white woman for my blue eyes are now open.

It's not the fountain of youth. During the most important stages of development you're body wasn't filled with enough testosterone to develope harder male characteristics. Your not left as a puffy, soft (hate using this word) beta male. You could try steroids as you should still be in puberty. But honestly the people with low test who go on gear always have the worst side effects. (Bloating, balding, horrific acne ect). The kicker also is that your collegen will wear out like everyone elses so you'll go from being a kid to a worn out looking dad with a receded hairline and a droopy face, never getting to experience that sweetspot.

>>34696770
*you're now left*

Typo..

25 and could pass for a teenager if I was cleanshaved if my hairline wasn't receded

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>>34696648
Always gotten along with, and liked my dad way more than my mom. I think my mom loves me more, though.

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>>34696668
thanks for not calling me a faggot, anon

>>34696648
Shut up you little sissy faggot

>>34696633
Yes, of course I would.
If I could afford it that is.

no. illness is not so bad.

>>34696633
So basically you're question is would you do a bunch of acid in order to cure your mental illnesses? Who wouldn't accept that, there aren't any downsides unless you don't like acid? You might as well ask if anyone here doesn't like acid.