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>smoke weed every night I don't have obligations the next day
Do I have a problem?
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>>39531380
Doesn't sound like it. Carry on my wayward son.
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Just be careful about when you decide to stop or have to due to shortages, because you won't be able to sleep after getting into bed for a good 3-4 hours. Once you get past the first couple of nights of insomnia though start eating cheddar and dark chocolate before bed, because if you've been doing this for a while you'll get some intense and crazy dreams, enhanced by what you've eaten.
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>>39531565
>Once you get past the first couple of nights of insomnia though start eating cheddar and dark chocolate before bed, because if you've been doing this for a while you'll get some intense and crazy dreams, enhanced by what you've eaten.
top kek anon

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How does one work themselves up enough to kill themselves? How do I get in the right mood? Do I have to stay awake for a few days, take drugs or something?
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>>39531298
It's really not that hard, just see the advice in the picture
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>>39531347
Are you suggesting suicide by bees?
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>>39531298
I think it will be most successful (as in, not chickening out) if it's an impulsive thing. That's how most people commit suicide (where they don't plan at all and don't have a date in mind).

The next best way is to I guess become intoxicated but put sticky notes on walls reminding you to an hero.

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Anyone else wishes Kim Jong Un would hurry up and incite WWIII?
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I don't think he would unless he was suicidal. He has no reason to "go first"
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I don't think tis is big enough to be called World War III
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>>39531328
I think there will be a false flag where the US will shoot down something in the pacific and say kim was shooting a nuke

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Why do people go to bars /r9k/?
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>>39531290
To get fucked up and find someone to fuck.
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>>39531310
is that really it? why not tinder or fuckbook?
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>>39531339
Women typically aren't inebriated while using those. Even if they are, it'd be a little difficult for two drunk people to meet up.

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>straight male
>want to get a bob cut and put on feminine pretty dresses
It's not fair
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Trap x trap is hot so yeah, go for it
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>>39531280
Sick fetish freak.
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>>39531390
>not jacking it to trap on trap
Imagine being this low T

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Fuck dem white honkey crakkka bois. They racist. Black bitches ugly I jocking the white hoes they love this BBC. Dey trying not to act too boojie but dey can't cuz dis dick nigga. Real thugging ish.
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>>39531216
importing black slaves into Europe/North America was a mistake
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>>39531216
*laughs in Castle Doctrine*
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>>39531216
>*hides thread*
heh, nothing personnel, nigger.

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How do I break the vicious cycle, anons?
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>>39531199
Been wondering that myself recently. I shitpost and fap 24/7, every night I tell myself "today was the last wasted day" but then repeat it the next day because I'm lethargic, moody, and have brain fog from the day before so it just repeats endlessly.
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ill let you know as soon as I do
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>>39531199
>>>/a/161909268

/a/ is laughing at you

>What is the importance of the decision to cast people of color in lead roles?

This is actually an assignment in my AP: US History class. I guess it really is "College level".

Either way, I have to do it, what should I write.
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>>39531160
Lie to them that they could be those people, just so they don't ask why they are not.
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>>39531160
Just write BLACK LIVES MATTER a few hundred times, they'll be too afraid give a bad grade.
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>>39531198
Won't work, I'm white.

Thank for buying me lunch, Anon.
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>>39531146
Sure thing, the salmon is great here. You didn't have those crows feet in your profile pic. The lemon pepper salmon, not the maple salmon.
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>>39531146
No problem bitch. Now get in the fucking van.
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>>39531184

Are there people who talk like this

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Anyone else gettiing drunk tonight? I'm alone in my room with a bottle of Russian Standard. Make me feel less alone.
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>>39531138
The liquor is always there for you
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im on meth can i be in secret club i lonely
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pounding back shitty cachaca. at this point, 40% barely gets me drunk

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>be in class
>don't really remember how we got to this point but idly mention that I wouldn't want to bang used goods
>professor asks me why and I say that everyone is horrified by the idea of using eachother's fleshlights and sextoys or even toothbrushes so what's the difference between that and a real human
>instantly all the women in the class start screeching like baboons

whatever i don't give a fuck
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>>39531132
>/r9k/ leaves the internet and faces reality

LMAO
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>>39531559
enjoy chad's sloppy seconds normal fag
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>>39531132
You forgot to wear your weighted training armor around normies.

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Why do you keep chasing Stacies when all you have ever needed has been waiting down here for you all along? They'll never love you like I do.
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There aren't foxes where I live.
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>>39531129
woof

i came a lil

woof woof
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Can you turn into a sexy girl with a big fox tail and fox ears? Then ill consider it.

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>make a convincing fake female dating profile
>just so you can have some other dudes to talk to about your interests with and socialize a bit
Am I the only one? On a scale of 1 to 10, how pathetic is this?
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only about a 6
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Not just pathetic but also unnecessary. You can talk to other guys without doing that.
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>>39531107
i'd say it's about 7 or 8/10
not as pathetic as it can get but pretty fucking pathetic nontheless

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Just as automation sees workers scrambling to secure their future through government intervention will sexbots force women's hand in the same way?
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>>39531059
It's already been talked about in all channels that matter and the general consensus is that it will be illegal or heavily regulated and therefore obscenely expensive.
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>>39531059

Women are the largest voting block
They are also spend the most relative to their income. Women are the primary consumers.

In a democratic, capitalist society women are the masters. You would see sexbots banned faster than you can say "Governments are the source of all monopolies"
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>>39531059
>tfw you will live to take part in the Roastie Genocide
Finally, something to look forward to.

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>BESTOW UPON ME KNOWLEDGE
>WIZARD, ALL KNOWING, ALL WISE
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>I WANT TO RULE MY KINGDOM
>MAKE SWEET THE BREEZE THAT WAS DEFILED
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>WHYYYYYY CAN'T IIIIIIIII
>SEE THE SUNSPOTS IN YOUR EYEEEEEES
how is this not original
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>LIFE IT SEEMS TO FADE AWAY
>DRIFTING FARTHER EVERYDAY


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