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Your sinks are my urinals, wagie. Never forget that.
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>implying I wash my hands
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>>37772855
Thisturns wagie restrooms/barhrooms into urinal heavens.
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>>37772855
My friend please
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Who else hates women here? 2017-06-17 01:54:46 Post No.37772774
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Who else hates women here?
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2017-06-17 01:54:46
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The world would be better off without them
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What a unique topic to create a thread about!
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>>37772774
Don't even hate women.
Just wish I could avoid them forever
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Why couldn't we be asexual beings who reproduce by budding or cloning. Why do we need two sex's?
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How do you feel about fat people?
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>>37772762
wouldn't fuck one
perfectly willing to be friends with one though, if he was friend material.
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>>37772762
Fat people are degenerate
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>>37772762
I'm fat, but fortunately I've been consistently losing weight over the last couple of months.Used to be 214 lbs, now just below 200. I didn't know I had a strong jawline.
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What's your face when......
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My face when you make another crappy thread?
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>>37772753
Isn't she a victim of the recent London skyscraper fire?
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>Whitebois think they can compete.
>White wives were made for BBC.
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LET ME LOVE YOU FEMBOTS
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>>37772751
Sorry I'm in love with Chad
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>>37772785
he doesnt need to know about what were going to do with you
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>>37772803
Chad has 100% of my loyalty
Do girls pee in the shower?
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Yes, used to shower often with my ex-GF, and sometimes I'd tease her for peeing in the shower before I came in.
I loved to make her cry.
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girls don't pee or poop anywhere
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yes, their pussy slime comes out involuntarily too. women are fucking disgusting
>>37772792
mandatory normie post
What's your favourite animal, /r9k/? For me, it's the snowy owl
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>>37772722
>snowy owl
literally hoo
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The magpie. As smart as a crow but even cuter.
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>>37772798
>choosing the niggers of birds
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This image is EVIL
It is NOT YOUR FRIEND
It makes you want milk you DO NOT HAVE
Keep an eye open if you see this image, REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY
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REPORTED MODS TAKE IT DOWN REEEEE
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Geez I COULD really go for some milk, but sadly I have none :(
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>>37773590
Yeah that, do that
>measure my uncut phimosis dick
>its 15cm
>buy condom and try to jerk off with it skin pulled back
>something is off
>measure
>its 17cm
This is the best thing thats happened to me in a long while
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>>37772671
so you've had a flappy, semi-flaccid your whole life and now a condom helped keep the blood in, finally giving you an actual erect penis
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>>37772671
Was the condom at your size? My own experience is that it gives me a bonus in girth but fapping takes forever because it divides the sensibility by two.
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>>37772793
I dont know.
It wasnt unpleasant so i think it was the right size. But yea i have a hyper sensitive dick which literally "squirts" if i rub the bare tip for like 20 seconds.
With the condom on i whacked it like a maniac for like 5 min and nothing happened.
>>37772742
I guess
For the first time ever im not scared of the thought of sticking my dick in a woman.
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What's your fembot rank? See how many points you get
>thicc
+1 point
>underweight
+1 point
>hourglass shape
+2 points
>blue/green eyes
+1 point
>cute feet
+1 point
>titcow
+1 point if not ugly nipples/areolas
>no acne
+1 point
>healthy hair
+1 point
>innie
+1 point
>virgin
+10 points
SCORES:
>0-2 points
you're an ugly male
>3-6
acceptable for most robots
>7-9
you're a decently cute fembot
>10-15
you're a top tier fembot, most robots would pay great money to have you
>16-19
you are a ceritified qt 3.14
>20
you are the goddess of all fembots, the ultimate queen of robot desire
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>tfw 3 points
master race
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>tfw no 0 point fembot gf
Ugly girls are the cutest
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What's the points for male robots
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I almost had it, would've been perfect.
I planned it out, i was going to end my life.
>Went into my room, tied the belt around my neck
>Slam the door with the belt in it high up the door
>Fall to my feet, air leaving my lungs but not entering
Perfect
>Starting to fade away, alas my suffering is nearly over when i start hearing the front door (of the house)
>Brother is home
>He comes down to my room for some reason
>Opens door finds me and brings life back to my face
Why doesn't life want to let me win?
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Assuming that happened you're glad it happened, because you got some attention and people are caring about you, at least for shortly.
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>>37772577
God predestined satan to fall and burn in hell for eternity. Because freewill.
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God didn't want you to die yet
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I WANNA GF NOW
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37772565
Step 1: get offline
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit
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>>37772565
Really?
You obviously arent a regular here....
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>>37772565
You don't want a girlfriend. You don't care about anyone but yourself.
You just want someone to not hate your guts for once. That's what you really want.
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Feeling somber this morning.
Tell me about your oneitis.
Mine is pic related.
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>>37772537
Yeah you're fucked man.
Lmao I had oneitis once and now she's my best friends girlfriend. Silver lining is that me and her made out and flirted before they ever met at least (but she said I came on "too strong" because I told her I was in love with her after being her best friend for years??)
>tfw he's darker skinned and has a horse donger, and cheats at least once, maybe thrice a year
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>>37772537
Ahhh you again
Mine rejected me after I tried asking her out
It was in HS and since then I never fell in love again I want too but I just can't and I feel empty
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>>37772537
I don't have a oneitis because nowadays all people my age are superficial and assholes. 20 btw.
Every time I cum,
Big band style drums start playing in my head.
>what do
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>>37772434
You mean timpani? Jesus christ I wish I could have that everytime I fill my spunk trunk.
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>>37772502
Exactly like timpani, I'm glad you said that because I didn't know how to spell that word till now.
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>>37772555
Try going nofap for a week or two and see if it stops. It just sounds like you make withdrawals from your spank bank too often.
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>tfw NEET for 5 years
>not enjoying vidya anymore
>only think about sex and fap all day
>literally 0 friends
>no neetbux
It just can't get any worse. Sleeping is the best time of my life because in dreams you're someone else and you forget that your reality is absolute hell. When my parents die my life is officially over and I'll have no other choice but to kill myself.
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>>37772401
>no neetbux
Sign up for the bux anon, are you in a developing nation or something?
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>>37772401Crazy but you could try and get a job, stop being a loser.
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>>37772415
Not possible unless you're an actual retard
>>37772422
Fuck off wagecuck, I live in a village and there's no work here