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>evetty


Get the fuck out of there and get back to hispachan, you dirty normie


REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36315427
>even when you're genuinely attractive?
Don't raise their self esteem, you retard.

>>36315427
There's more to hating myself because of my looks, and not every girl here is attractive. You only think that because only attractive people want to post their pictures online

>>36315384
Gunshot is holy grail of suicide methods if it's available.

>web development
fucking terrible thing to do
you probably should have looked into it before you started

What exactly did you not like about it OP?

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Regret is eroding my sanity.
I don't know, OP.

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I live every day wastefully. I don't even do anything except continue to exist.

I don't even know what to say anymore, just fuck it man. I'm so tired of it all

No. That's a normie gay. Im a robot gay and yet in virgin at 22.

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>>36315526
I notice there's lots of 22 year old virgins on this board. I notice because I'm 22.

Dude you don't have to deal with girls bs.

It's not like you need to be 6 feet. Have big dick. And making shit tons every year just to get a gf.

Just get some app and fuck someone. Guys are easy and just want to get their dick wet

>>36315608
>Guys are easy and just want to get their dick wet
Not that anon but it isn't about sex to me. I'm not interested in sex personally. I just want someone to hug me and tell me it is going to be okay. I want love, not lust. But this seems even more impossible than with straight relationships for some reason because homosexuals like this are almost impossible to find.

>>36315275
I'm making $0/ year at 19, I don't care too much about how much he makes at this age. by 30 years old I'd like to make at least 50k

>>36315275
That's very nice OP, trying to impress girls on /r9k/. You're a classic man indeed.

The only thing women have to make is babies

This is 4chan and its full of trolls. Get used to it. >>>/b/

>>36315260
Niggers are hilarious, though

>>36315295
>haha welcome to the big boys club we dont mess around on 4chan!
>>>/reddit/

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Thanks anon! My brother has to get 3 root canals from never brushing his, I can't believe it took me this long to know about proper dental hygiene.

>>36315207
I want to breed with Mio

Thx for the reminder OP

>>36315198
Your cuisine IS European cuisine stupid coonmerican

>>36315198
Could this be why white people want black women? Because white women can't cook for shit?

>>36315198
At least whites have food nigger.

Post a body pic, OP. Just blur/cut out your face.

pIease fucking go normalslut

>>36315186
>Michael
nu-male af but has a nice sense of humor
>Luke
seems like a nice catch but may be dumb
>Viorel
complete cuck avoid
>Jared
dumb as shit but probably fucks good
>Jonathan
closet gay

I'd go with Luke

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Even women want to be chad

>>36315142
You kidding? Everyone wants to be Chad. Kids watch TV, and dream of one thing: Becoming Chad when they grow up.

But remember this, in case you wanna be Chad but feel too old: It's never too late to become Chad.

>>36315123
What kinda boyfriend do you want? I'm not a NEET and my body is nice and I'm a good person.

You're INFJ

>>36315122
You literally have the picture right there, look at it, google what each function means and compare to your thought processes.

Also ISFJ is the best function, you don't have to accept it but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>36315286
Type* not function

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>>36315104
they were raped by cops. prove me wrong. pro-tip: you can't

RIP

>>36315104
A must
>http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491919288405.webm

>>36315196
>they were raped by cops. prove me wrong. pro-tip: you can't
>RIP

No they weren't and that conspiracy theory has already been debunked.

>>36315069
Well first you sage this thread and then you report this thread and then you should be fine

G0 there >>>/adv/

Buy a fleshlight or male sex toy of your liking.

Well if its a girl from Tinder she probably is expecting to get fucked so have some drinks ready to loosen yourselves up then put a hand on her thigh and take it from there

>>36315067
kys and get off this board.

>>36315115
Third time I'm doing this, first time I was really shy and went for a kiss after a full movie, second time I tried to be more agressive with body contact, but I think I creeped her out. I don't want to fuck it up again.

>>36315056
I struggle to keep that throught out of my head everyday.

Stop.

Sage.

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daily reminder that it is my actual life

No. None of this is real. My real life ended a good while ago, and I'm thinking it might start up again some day maybe. Things will go back to the way they were supposed to be. This can't be real.