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hello /r9k/, fembot here
trying to figure out how i would rate myself out of ten and I'm realizing i'm not sure what qualifies as "average" looks, post pics of girls you consider to be 5/10?
pic related, my best guess at a 5/10
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>implying this is you

Get real, I'm not rating the girl you stare at in class while you masturbate under your trench coat
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tiny chin, mouth too small, bushy ass eyebrows,
>facial piercings
brown eyes, makeup and face not fully in frame
5/10? on a good day you're a 3
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>implying this is you

Get real, I'm not rating the girl you stare at in class while you masturbate under your trench coat

Off my board

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Hello foreigners. I am a Corean. This warning for the anime website foreigner. I talk about strange country called JAPAN.

Did you know the Jap called NETTOUYO? This Jap lie to foreigners. He steal Corean manhwa. He steal Corean taekwondo. He steal Corean Hyundai. Corea is the sad big brother to Jap. Jap the little brother feels jealousy of Corea. Anime is lie for the foreigner. You think Japan better than Corea? FROM JAP. You think Japan is original sushi samurai country? FROM JAP. You think Japan is island called Dokdo? FROM JAP.

You knowed a big truth now. Like in great American movie 'The Matrix'. You choose red on a Jap trick now.

STOP THE ANIME
STOP A JAP TRICK
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>>36672727
Did they ever get their juice?
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u mad, korean dog?
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>>36672866
Are you jap?? You pedophile! Masturbate the small jap dick to child!! I knowed you Jap can't sex wife you bastard!

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Are any robots sadistic? Do you want to tie up, beat, choke, scar, and rape women? Do you want to get into BDSM and get love and attention for treating whores like shit?

Tell me about it.
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>>36672726
No, fuck off with that pleb shit.

I'm into emotional abuse and mindbreak, though.
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I have those fantasies, but I will never act on them. I am a weird contradiction of a person who thinks those things are hot, but also finds them extremely immoral and terrible.
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>>36672750
>I'm into emotional abuse and mindbreak, though.
Then tell me about THAT you lazy faggot. Don't reply bait like you're some awful whore saying she went to the hospital on facebook.

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>Tfw you see your friends having fun at parties
>Tfw never get invited to parties even though you aren't autistic at all
>Tfw even my closest friends that I almost talk to everyday doesn't want me at parties
>Tfw never gonna have the feeling of being liked by others

How do you deal with this /r9k/ it's killing me
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>be autistic
>get invited to parties
>attend and do jack fucking shit besides zone out in a corner
well if you're the kind of person that would enjoy a part that kind of suck's for you op
maybe you care too much? I'm told normies don't like that, desperation and all
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>>36672786
I've been to a party once, had a great time. Talked to many people that I didn't even know.

I don't go around asking for parties, I let them invite me which sucks. Because they never do
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>>36672643
I'm in the same boat. Huge party happened last night; overheard some girls talking about it and apparently the only people in our grade not invited were me, a few loners, and the group of gamer guys. feels bad man

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He's not Anarchosocialist...

>the state is a crutch that every society should hope to eventually outgrow
>the advancement of moral growth, intelligence and education can replace the state
>once this is established the state should peacefully dissolve as the masses have matured to govern themselves without centralised power

however

>this idea takes into account that it would require perfect morality, perfect intelligence etc. in other words, perfect humans
>thus welfare should exist for those who will always exist on the end of the bell curve
>hence anarchosocialism, implemented with the intention of eventually dissolving it (an ideal that can never be achieved but must neverthe less be strived towards for the moral and intellectual advancement of society, remember, societies should be striving to remove the scaffolding of the state and govern themselves).
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>>36672596
FUCK OFF COMMIES THIS IS MY SAFE SPACE TO FEEL LIKE A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT WITH OTHER PATHETIC PIECES OF SHIT OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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originally this post has been

saged
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>>36672596
fock off with politics you fucking leech

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Goddammit I wish I were a girl or at least a very feminine guy.
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this is awesome. :D

orginal you faggot!
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Why would you want to be a girl? As a guy you have a better advantage of earning more money, being smarter, and people taking you seriously.
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>>36673296
What's awesome? That she looks like Reviewbrah or her deliciously dirty soles?

>>36673364
I want to be cute and I like dick.

>mfw I watch all sjw cunts in the USA get rounder and crazier . I want to hit them with my fucking car
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>>36672572
You whaaaaat op
Proofreading your post is always a good idea
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>>36672611

I'm lost here, what is incorrect?
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>>36672572
Nice choker in the pic

I'm so bored right now. Are you guys doing anything fun?
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>>36672528

I'm desperately trying to figure out how to pay my rent in one day. You?
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>>36672553
how much money do you owe?
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>>36672528
instead of calling the therapist today I fapped and felt bad about what I fapped about.

i'm turning 24 next month

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>How many exams/papers/projects left?
>How are those grades?
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>2 weeks until exams
>4 exams
>140 hours of cram time at 10 hours a day
>possible to push in 4 hours/day more
>35-49 hours cram / exam
>maths is ok, so I might be able to shift off 30 hours from maths to the others, giving 45-59 hours / exam
I'm not gonna make it
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>1 day until exam
>still feel like I've done no revision
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It's all going to hell. I took a calc exam yesterday, and whenever I got to a problem that required any slightly difficult thinking, I just couldn't do it. Not sure if it was the caffeine crash or the mental fog, I just need help. If it keeps going this way, I'm proper fucked for the next two weeks.

What can I do, other than drugs?

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Any robots know about ethical hacking and cyersecurity?

Seeing as how I've got nothing better to do and a lot of free time, how do I become as skilled as Elliot?
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>>36672399
Is this piece of shit show starting a new season or something?
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>>36672442

I'm pretty sure it is but that is besides the point. I don't care about the show itself... I want to do the same kind of ethical hacking Elliot does.

Come on, hack-bot bros, where you at?
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https://codeinstein.com/forum/ I recently found him out.
I have the exact same idea as you, after finishing the seasons, I thought fuck it, might as well follow Elliot's dreams, minus the drugs, everything else stays the same.
https://codeinstein.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=29
Might have to go to school to become "as skilled" as "Elliot".

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>15 year old online female friend said I am "so submissive"

What did she mean by this?
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Post pic of conversation
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>>36672372
It was over the phone
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>>36672330
You're a pathetic beta bitch boy. Consider HRT and becoming a slut.

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How do you prevent oneitis syndrome
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>>36672292

You actually make a move early and either get rejected or succeed.
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Accepting the fact she will never go out with you and that you're an unlovable piece of shit who wouldn't even know what to do with a girl.
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Realize it's all your projections and pick a different canvas thats more suitable for you.

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Bing Bing the mum find
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>>36672260
Heuh did mum mum find a poo poo in your undies then she see your hard pee pee then tell your daddu? Hahu hahu I one time did a poo poo in my bed and my pjs did a stinky poo heu heu
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>>36672333
Yeah, same here, bro
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>>36672333
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

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> be me
>all dressed up and shit
>had to go to do the photos for the end of highschool album
>kill_me
>anyway went there
>people taking group pictures
>mfw noone invited me to a group photo
>mfw not even the girl i considered my best friend invited me
>mfw noone likes me

On the bright side, i got to see my crush in a very pretty dress
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Yeah that's common. I learned all my "friends" weren't my friends towards the end of highschool and they were just tolerating me being around them.
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>>36672215
They didn't invite you because they can tell you don't want them to interact with you
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>>36672215
College is gonna be better anon.

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does this look like something I should be masturbating to? will it damage my mind?
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no, that seems completely normal
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>>36672199
looks like oatmeal
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>>36672199
>no dick

barely noticed

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