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can we get a day in the life of NEETs thread going 2017-03-31 09:45:02 Post No.35932207
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can we get a day in the life of NEETs thread going
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2017-03-31 09:45:02
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ill start
>be me
>live in small house in a random ass town in west Virginia
>only 1 bedroom, my mom has it
>i sleep/live in the shed in the back yard
>i t has power in this shed, and just enough room for a small bed and a desk for my laptop
>i barely ever leave
>no heating so i pile on blankets
>mom works at walmart and i get food stamps
>get most of my food from food bank
>get water from hose and rain
>the toilet broke so i go in the yard and bury it
>i hose the to clean my butt
thats my life,how is yours anons
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Damn anon that sounds pretty comfy.
How did you get hooked up with food stamps?
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>>35932242
i dont have peripheral vision and i lost a foot
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>>35932207
Be me
neet
Normally wake up around noon, feed and water my plants.
Get stoned
Get on some videa for a bit.
Get some more stoned.
Pace and wander around for half the day smoking cigarettes.
Jerk off a few times
Order some food.
Try to clean up the house a little before my Wifeu gets home from work
>no friends
>90% of the time it doesn't bother me
Anyone else?
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>>35932171
havent spoke to anyone for over 9 years. dont care at all honestly.
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>>35932171
pump that up to 99.99999%
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>>35932251
that's some biblical shit m8. Literally an epic amount of isolation
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Why are girls so mean? 2017-03-31 09:43:00 Post No.35932170
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Talked to a girl from Tinder who went to school in a different state for 3 months. When she actually came in December home she started giving me the cold shoulder then told me she didn't have times for boys.
Last night she was home and i swiped right on her, then she superliked me. We started talking again and 45 minutes in this happened (pic 1)
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Here's pic 2. Hasn't responded and never will
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OP's pic: a conversation between two autismal juvenile potatoes
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give her the line dude!!!
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>tfw Chad is taking your oneitis to Fuck Mountain tonight
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those damn chads
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>>35932169
No, my oneitis is lying on the couch 10' away from me playing Gems of War (or something similar).
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as long as I keep a smug look on my face everything will be fine
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It's Friday night, why aren't you drinking alcohol yet?
What, are you a CHILD?
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It's 2:30
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>>35932077
are you in my state? can I come over and play video games?
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>>35932118
I don't have video games and I'm too autistic to meet people in real life, sorry.
I'm in Wisconsin so probably yes.
>>35932114
So?
>none of my internet browsers will work
>decide to restart computer
>it's been on this screen for 10 minutes
How fucked am I? I also have a paper due tonight and the only copy of it is on that computer.
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>not saving everything important to dropbox in the year of our lord 2017
valuable lesson
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Take a bootable medium (live USB or CD) and tell the BIOS/UEFI to boot it instead of Win, then backup your paper and continuer writing.
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>>35932222
I powered off and managed to reboot. Laptop has been giving me problems since last month. Going to see if Dad will get me a new one. Who knows how many viruses this shit has? I suspect there are some even though every time I have Norton do scan it doesn't find shit.
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Are you working on losing that weight, Anon?
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>>35932033
doctor im 114 lbs... pleas leave me alone
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>>35932033
This guy is pretty fat himself
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>>35932033
>He will most likely die before me
It isn't fair
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Drop everything you're doing and go masturbate to anime feet right now.Or your motherboard dies in its sleep.
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I don't have a motherboard though. Macs have logic boards.
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I just masturbated to anime feet though
pic related
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>>35931979
feet are not my thing
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ITT: Posters you absolutely despise
>Mommyposters
>"Robots" who have had gfs
>People who post about politics outside of /pol/
>Trapposters
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>>35931939
You forgot the obvious, OP
>Women
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That literal retard who keeps making husky threads
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Mommy posters are true robots, bucko.
Hate to break it to ya
Fembots, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow looking like this girl?
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>>35931807
go get some free stuff
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I've always wanted big fake tits like that but I don't really care for the other bimbo trappings. Just be happy that's one less expensive thing off my list.
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Absolutamente disgustoso
Dye my hair back to my natural colour and hope the tan would fade away quickly
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Does anyone on /r9k/ want to do an /r9k/ sings?
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if the song has a guitar solo and I can play it, sure. let me know when the vocal takes are done
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>>35931820
this is the exact reason we cannot do this, metalfags please die.
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>>35932045
>guitar solos must mean metal
what the hell, even for bait this is too stupid. care to explain?
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>be me
>works for a big head named zordon
>lives in a base in the mountains that that no one notices
>some dumbass astronauts free rita repulsa on accident
>endoftheworld.jpg
>zordon then wants to bring the power rangers back
>i suggest that we assemble highly trained military soldiers and some of the best athletes on the planet
>but no
>instead he thinks that 5 faggot teens should become the rangers
>he then gets a white kid, a hot chick, a token black kid, an asian, and a closet homosexual nerd
>they fight pretty well until rita sends down a flying monkey from the wizard of oz wearing golden armor grown to the height of a skyscraper
>the rangers then get into big ass robot creatures witch they strangely knew how to drive all of a sudden and crushed about 2000 people in the process
>then they formed the megazord and made goldar pussy out
>then for the past 24 years there have been people who also happen to have the name power rangers name, are multicolored superheroes, have zords that combine to form megazord, and are mostly teenagers
>now people remember me as some gay c3po clone who goes "aye yi yi yi yi"
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I was expecting an "Alpha as fuck" at the end. Oh well.
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>>35931733
What do you think the new movie will be about, anon?
Also I'm sorry to break it to you but 4chan is populated by 16-19 years old mostly. They're too young to have whatched MMPR for the most part.
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That stream really died out in the last 5 or so seasons they showed.
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Well, my family is finally tired of me being a autistic savant that can't function outside of the classroom, and I'm getting thrown out in a month. Any advice robots? I'm 20 now, if that helps.
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Bumperino oregano
JH ffg
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>mum, dad.. if i get a job can i just pay rent til i get on my own feet?
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>>35931968
NO SON GET THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A GODDAMN DISGRACE AND YOUR MOTHER AND THE REST OF THE FAMILY AGREES WITH THE IDEA THAT YOU NEED TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK!!!
>Wake up
>Look at yourself in the mirror
>See this
wat do?
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abuse my gender to the maximum to get ahead in life
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Feel titties, then go buy cute clothes with intricate patterns.
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>>35931681
panic and wonder where I am.
once I figured that out, look for valid documentation.
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Your Miss Perfect could be just a click away with online dating. What's your excuse for still being single and alone?
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>>35931654
I'm not independent enough to support a woman who wants to settle for beta bux.
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>>35931654
>stuck in a 1950s mindset
>single mother
um...
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My excuse is that "could be" doesn't mean much.