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I went and read through so many old messages from my friend just now.
Usually I cry a lot. Today I didn't.
Just so numb now everything feels like nothing.
Pro tip. Don't let your only friend die.
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>>36446350
Would you like to make a new friend IE: me?
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>>36446416
Maybe. I really don't know how to answer
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>>36446461
With contact info so I can add you when I get home? :)
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This qt is sitting next to me in class.
what do?
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>>36446340
introduce yourself faggot
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>>36446340
take better picture. for one
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>>36446340
Just be yourself
It's not that hard
Orange
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This just happened last night and I feel like making a greentext
>be me
>University Freshman, happy with how the year went and leaving for home
>Decide to stay another day and do shrooms with roommates cause i love those guys
>Take 2g of shrooms
>Tasteslikegarbage.png
>Waiting for the shrooms to kick in
>In walks friend of roommate from floors above
>Small skinny black kid, knows roommate through house council
>Kind of kid that noticeably tries to fit in too hard and fails miserably
>I'll call him Allen
>hope he doesn't stay
>Can tell roommates are thinking the same
>Fucker invites himself in and smokes some pot and takes 0.6g of shrooms
>Start to feel the come up effects of shrooms and start thinking everything is gonna be alright
>Was so wrong
>Everything Allen does makes me want to leave the room
>Good at reading people so I can tell from everyone's body language that they don't want to talk or interact with Allen either
>woah here we go
>Start tripping and coming to the realization that Allen is what I call a "dampener" sucking the energy in the room
>Can't take it anymore and leave with one roommate telling him I want to show him some cool stuff on youtube
>Other roommates pick up on what I'm doing and say they're going for a cigarette
>House council roommate now alone with Allen
>sorry buddy but you where the one who let him in
>Talk with other roommate let's call him Roosevelt about my trip and what I think
>He understands what I'm talking about perfectly
>Talks to me about Allen
>Apparantly Allen is Bisexual and was actually rubbing Roosevelts leg and I didn't notice
>Can sympathize with Allen cause I was in the same position in middle school
>Decide to go back into the other room and try and deal with Allens retarded remarks
>This guy made no sense
> Everything he said would be unrelated and not funny
>For some reason he kept saying Bill Clinton and then Bill Clitoris
>fuck this guy
>Allen starts to TRIP
part 2 coming
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>>36446328
no one cares
why do normalfags think r9k is an appropriate place to post their "dude drugs and sex XD" stories
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>>36446328
Yeah. You can just keep that second part to yourself, buddy
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You can tell OP is a fucking faggot tourist from reddit of ifunny coming here for le epic memes
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What would r9k do for a gf like this?
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i dont want a gf that will be hit on by every chad douche every time she leaves the house
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>>36446241
Nothing because she's not my type.
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>>36446241
I would murder another human being if you catch train of the my insinuation.
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I'm about to give you one million dollars. What do you end up dong with it?
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Do I have to pay taxes on it cause if I do then its really only around $640K
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land lots of land under starry skies above
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Buying a home in my home city. I'd never buy one with my own money just because of how little you get for the price- but if it was a lottery or free money so to speak..i'd just eat it and buy a house here to keep near family and friends.
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Ok anon so you want the job im gonna need to see a resume. What r u whating for, post your resume anon
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>>36446165
It says here that I'm actually the one doing the interviewing. Would you explain your mistake?
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>>36446199
Are you sure, cus on your resume is says you have a history of schizophrenia and loli loving. Care to xplain
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>>36446264
but it's not a crime
ok who's shilling this time
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>>36446078
The jews as always
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>>36446635
>uncut
>jews
did your mother drop you
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Just be happy it isnt BLACKED shit
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Anyone play roblox?want to play some minigames
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I'd assume so, because everyone here seems to say they're autistic
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>>36446075
Alright I'm up for it. Link to game?
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>>36446075
Yes XD ALREADY HAVE HACKS MANNNN I DOWNLOADED IT FROM YOUTUBE: ROBLOX 2018 FREE HACK
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>be a dominant male who enjoys banter and bully
>join a discord
>few weeks in all the girls are orbiting me, their own slew of orbiters kept closely in tow to preserve momentum
why aren't you running your own solar system yet robots?
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>>36446073
how do you even join a discord, how do you find one
all the ones I find are either filled with normies or no one ever uses them
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>>36446073
>enjoy banter and bullying as well
>19 with young voice
>get loud from time to time
>my close friends find me funny but sometimes i have to tone it down so they don't get annoyed
>in random discords people just get annoyed/offended
>females get the most annoyed/offended by my banter, pretty much convinced that they can't handle it unless it's from chad because it's a form of him giving them attention
There you have it.
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>>36446073
Because I don't need a harem of socially outcasted, damaged goods cunts. I have enough problems.
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I'll get fucked by a guy for the first time later tonight
so far I've
>starved myself
>shaved all body hair
>enema
>prepared with dildo & buttplug
what should I expect?
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>>36446069
If he's big, you'll feel like your ass is on fire and your face is melting. I don't know what an average guy feels like so I can't comment on that. Take it slow and use lots of lube and remember to remain calm and relaxed so you can take him without hurting yourself. If you take a while getting off then you control the flow of it because some guys will like to fuck for 30 seconds and cum and waste your time. Have fun anon!
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>>36446069
>what should I expect?
a dick up your butt, fag
and a lifetime of shame
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>>36446140
you elected a jew-lover, brainlet
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>that feel when too stupid to play chess
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>too intelligent to be white
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>>36446049
learn your endgames (queen and king vs king, etc.)
learn en passant and when you can't castle
memorize how many moves it would take for a knight to get to a certain square
pick an obscure opening and study the heck out of it
learn good habits like not moving pawns too much, developing your knights early, moving your rook pawn up after castling if you really can't see anything better, castling early, stacking rooks, etc.
and play more bullet/blitz chess. contrary to popular belief, fast games can help your chess, by teaching you to avoid obvious blunders on instinct and to see what are the feasible moves quickly.
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>>36446193
Do chess puzzles work? I finished bobby Fischer teaches chess but i can never win a single random match online.
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>Sitting at home watching the wire, Friday night
>Get text from girl I haven't spoken to in months, kind of a slut (she slept with a lot of her friends, but nothing happened between us)
>"anon want to go out with me, [another boy from my class], and one of my friends?"
>Quickly think of an excuse
>"Uh, I can't, I'm meeting another friend in ten minutes... I'd really love to meet up but I just can't tonight..."
>"Oh, so just call your friend and ask if he can come too!"
>Stare at my phone for 3 minutes, waiting
>"Sorry, my friend says he doesn't want to come... It's fine, next week we can meet up"
>"Too bad anon, well another time I guess"
Why did I do that? Now I'm stuck at home alone, like every Friday night
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Go for a /nightdrive/ my dude
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>>36446832
>No car
>No license
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Just tell her your friend cancelled plans and then go out
>tfw no kate gf
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I didn't saved her
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i thought 420 was yesterday
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>>36445711
>>36445764
me neither, fuck this shit why coudn't we just go back either? Fuck...
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So it's finally come to this. For the longest time I was a sad cunt and drank my feels away. Ask a 27 year old who has liver cirrhosis anything.
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how much did you drink in a week
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>>36445676
What symptom did you notice that caused you to seek medical attention?
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>>36445676
why didn't you move on to better drugs after highschool?
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>getting food with a girl
>she shows up, says she's just going to get the food and eat in her room because she's tired from staying up all night for an essay
>small talk for like an hour, line was long as fuck
>get the food, go grab some boba tea at some place, and then she leaves
not sure what to feel. what should I feel?
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It sounds like you feel disappointed.
I'd feel disappointed.
Granted, tvs and movies have indocrined me to expect every interaction with a qt girl to be a magical event where everything just clicks and we fall madly in love after a night of adventure and hijynx.
Unfortunately, despite realizing I've been brainwashed, I can't figure out how to fight it and accept reality without disappointment.
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>>36445791
yeah, I guess that describes it
Instead of just eating together she walked 5 blocks back to her place. I understand she was dead and tired but c'mon...
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>>36445673
You can feel disappointed, anon. Thats fine. But also, its not the end of the world. sometimes shit comes up and fucks up plans. its a bummer, but it happens.
Reschedule. If she flakes again stop trying and let her reach out next. She'll have to show that she respects you and your time.