Any good ways to jerk off? Is learning self sucking worth it?
>>35899841
I just mash my head around until I cum
>>35899856
Like it owe you money?
>>35899879
Sort of I guess?
I don't like just thrusting up an down so I push it and twirl and shit until I cum
I am a hunted man
Like you gotta big dick or something?
>>35899839
You can't escape forever, Juden.
Not even /r9k/ can save you.
Into the carbonite, kike, I don't got all day.
>>35899894
no, the police is looking for me
You ever wish you could reroll as a girl and just absolutely cruise through life on easy mode?
>>35899837
I strongly prefer being a man.
It would be hard mode for me because I'd be a lesbian, although I guess I could become a famous genius or something since I'd be starting with adult knowledge and could probably have a grad degree by 16.
Unless you mean starting from scratch with no memories, in which case what's the point?
>>35899872
same here. men have more freedom
>so anon have you been flossing?
i floss every single day. my QT dentist adores me.
>people don't realize that flossing is one of the best ways to keep your teeth white
>>35899881
I have a QT shortstack dentist but I still don't want to do it.
How do I get to do the sexy times with a girl?
>>35899739
You don't get to.
>>35899739
>How do I get to do the sexy times
try not talking like a fucking retard for one.
>>35899739
Persia Monir and Tasha Reign
Post your age, sex and on how many dates you've been in your entire life.
me:
20, m, 0
>>35899731
Same
Shit thread btw
>>35899731
26 m 0
uhavebeenmutednigger
22, m, 0
I don't think that's very original, but I'm still going to post it, because I don't what else I should do.
I'm in love with bats lads pls help
>bats could probably crush your arm with her thighs
Scary thought
>>35899906
o god I wish she would
You could of picked worse to have a crush on. She's cute.
I need to fake a fever QUICKLY TELL ME HOW TO DO IT!!!
>>35899628
Turn on the oven and put your head in
>>35899628
Run a car in a closed garage
>>35899647
>>35899663
How about some ideas that won't kill me
just drift of anon... its almost too easy
>>35899598
100 mics of fentanyl isn't that much. It'll knock you out for a bit but you'll wake up and life will still be shit in a few hours
well try try try again, its not like its hard with fent
>>35899793
It wouldn't even knock you out lol, it's 0.1mg, fent is lethal at 3mg.
are asian girls truly better than white girls?
>>35899595
Only if they are born and bred in Asia, westernized Asians are worse than white girls
>>35899595
Of course, they all look like kids
>>35899595
They are good for practice purposes, I guess.
Are you hip enough for Black People to like you?
i say nigger in front of them and they seem cool with it so yeah
they never say it's ok but they don't say it's not ok either so it could really go either way
>>35899464
Hell yeah, white boi.
All I do is ride wif my niggaz, blaze ganja and fuk stank pussy bitchez to the sweet, sweet music of Marvin Gaye
blacks aren't even hip. Jews have manipulated Americans into believing that they are because aside from entertainment niggers are completely useless. They offer absolutely nothing to society.
Are there any robots who know alternative ways of making good money, fast, and doesn't involve breaking the law? I'm in serious need of around $2500 and the sooner the better. It breaks down like this.
>parents kick me out
>live in car for a while
>few months later dad tells me i can come back if i pay $100 a month in rent plus $500 that he says i owe him for when he helped me with my car about a year back
So to break it down, I want $1200 for a years worth of rent so I don't have to worry about where to live, plus $500 to pay him back, and the remaining $800 would be used for long lasting food. I'm talking huge sacks of rice, pinto beans, a rice cooker and maybe a crockpot so I can have good cheap meals, and whatever is left over would be for emergencies.
I know it's a tall order, but does anyone know how I can do this?
>>35899374
Work for a few months at mcdonalds or a gas station. They'll basically hire anyone.
clinical studies. in my country at least i can get 3000 $ in one study and they even give you a place to sleep for a few weeks.
>>35899374
wow that is a really nice ass
Can someone redpill me on Apple and their products?
>>35899265
>Can someone redpill me on Apple and their products?
They're made by little chineses children
If you need to ask you probably already know.
Overpriced normie trash.
>>35899265
Buy an Apple ][
How did white people let this happen?
>>35899233
The Jews began omitting information to our youth in school, that taught them the truth about the races, so they could push their Marxism bullshit.
Why do jews make these threads?
>>35899233
White people are too busy becoming traps and flashing their boipussies to care
Enjoying my weekly trip to the beach, I just want to know if anyone else has made it? I now usually just come back to laugh and at the losers.
>>35899225
Fuck of pizza face
>>35899296
off*
>pizza face
ha fucking pathetic, stay a jealous bitch IDGAF
>>35899225
>pizza face down to the fucking neck
>fat
>nu-male glasses
Yeah I'm happy as I am desu