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What insignificant thing do you feel bad about for doing robots?
I'll start
>Someone asks me a question
>Give them the shortest answer that will make them go away, even if it's a lie
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>>38427198
Not doing shitty things to people enough

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What is the most /robot/ field in school?
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I miss rose
will she ever make a comeback?
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>>38520013
highscool dropout is the most /robot/ field in school
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>>38520013

probably p.e

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I just want to work an easy job with pay that sustains my life, and a hole in the wall bar/restaurant I can go to after work that I can call a second home where everyone knows who I am and we all get along, and a nicely furnished apartment with a cute gf that gets along with me.
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>>38427162
a glory hole? originialsafniasdnia
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>>38427162
"Champ, sitting there won't change anything. You've gotta be persistent, and you've gotta take the initiative by showing up there and speaking with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. You've got this, Champ."
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>>38427162

http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530/VA11_HallA_Cyberpunk_Bartender_Action/

Kek smiles upon you

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what level would you be if even the autistic kids at school made fun of you?
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>>38427121
robot
this is an original

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good ol' days... post memories

i started playing when /v/ invaded and made /v/iridian
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holy shit I used to love this server, is it still running? whats the IP?
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It was the best in 1.0 when the world was huge, unexplored and unknown. The later iterations suffered from power players mapping and colonizing the entire world in weeks.

ttk2 gave it up. I think Devoted is the closed thing running now. It's got a lot of ex-Civcrafters and many of the same devs.
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His some sort of Minecraft server or is this like a standalone game? I don't quite recognize it, but you bros do. Give me the drop on what's up and what made it so amazing.

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Whatre some essential robot albums?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GezKsho7I

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back in october 2015 i started dating a girl who was actually named stacy but not actually a stacy. i was a really shitty bf to her by being a manwhore on snapchat behind her back. after she found out about things we tried to make it work but the insecurity my infidelity gave her ended up triggering a severe anorexic relapse. she was eating less than a thousand calories per day and drinking on top of it. I had to leave her because I did not trust myself enough to change my behavior and i knew i could potentially kill her. After we broke up we tried to stay friends but she was really hurt by me trying to move on so quickly so she ended up blocking me out of her life completely. Its not that I had actually moved on, I was just desperate for someone to distract me from missing her. its been about a year since she last spoke to me and she hasn't responded to either of the couple messages I've sent since then. I lost hope in ever getting her back but lately i've noticed her reblogging things on her tumblr that seem to have to do with a lost love.

do you guys think i should go on a cheesy self improvement journey until october 12th, the anniversary of the day we met, and then send her one last message? I know i'm not the same person i used to be and i miss her so much v_v
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FUCK YOU. GET OUT. LEAVE THIS BOARD YOU DON'T BELONG.
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>>38427060
If by "self improvement journey" you mean "committing suicide", then go for it
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>>38427060
Go for it dude. I'm in a similar position just not as cheesy and retarded

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> Somehow manage to go on date with qt 3.14
> goes badly because i'm a robot
> ended thing with a nice goodbye on Friday
> haven't gotten any texts or calls from her all weekend
> probably means i blew it and she is not interested anymore
> couldn't stop thinking about her all weekend and all the fuckups i made on the date

Kinda wish i didn't go DESU, then it could be the same type of weekend its been for 23 years.. instead of this shitty feeling....
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First date I ever went on was a legendary failure.

If you're not ugly, then suck it up and find someone else and go on another one. Took me 6 months to find the second one. Waiting for that text back is the worst part.
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Geez that sucks, man. Maybe you should send her a text and just see how she is. She could just be waiting for you to contact her. If she brushes you off, then you know. What have you got to lose?
Honestly, I envy you. I've never been on a date and I don't think I could. Meeting a stranger for something like that would make me spill my spaghetti everywhere.

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Another week of hard work for mr shekelstein's new porsche. Wagecucks...when will they learn it's better to be a leech than a cuck?
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depends,

if you are attractive and successful why in the fuck would you want to be hiding in a dark corner curing life. I cant blame those people for being in fancy offices, with attractive people, nice cars, nice places to eat.

Me, they wouldnt let in the building, so im with the dilemma should i break my back for their bread crumbs or just hide in a dark corner

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Tfw fought Hitler so Jews could humiliate the white race and you could film black men fucking your wife. Nice going America.
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the jews meme'd everyone OP don't worry.
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>>38519998
Head Josh's I'd Josh's
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why are jews so powerful?

i looked at their holy book and its all just jibberish to me.

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A decent looking girl superliked me on tinder. Does that now make me a chad?
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>>38427015
are you tall too? If not, don't talk to her.
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>>38427079
Yeah listed my height. Maybe that got her wet
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Well unless it was an accident then message here, this is your game to lose OP.

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Is there no point of return once you have cried in front of your co-workers at work?
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>>38426926
>crying in public
>especially in front of people that know you
it's over senpai
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What happened?

Origigiig

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>tfw no national park ranger bf
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>>38426920
has posting this stuff almost everyday gotten you anywhere on the road to a relationship?
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>>38426920
Not your best post OP

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>3 hours of nofap
I can't FUCKING DO IT BROS
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>>38426911
get busy bro, leave to time to fap
nothing to do? just go mope around outside and walk for a bit, leave no time to jack off. play vidya with friends. just for the love of god keep yourself busy.
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you know your place fucking rddt cancer
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>>38426911
>mfw rarely aroused anymore let alone enough to fap
how do you do it anon?

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Fapfics featuring Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3

Check them out please:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195/

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

You can post a review without an account necessary so I'd appreciate it if you did
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also, Jotun Free To Own

http://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/Jotun_
https://www.gog.com/game/jotun

Add a permanent copy to your account while you can - check out one of my stories as a thank you.
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King of the Hill:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9908747

Recess:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

Scooby Doo:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9908609

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)

Weekenders:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9499943

Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter three)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10190687

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7838134

Mortal Kombat:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futa)
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bamp a scrampa dampa wampa lampa

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