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>>38889338
I've been liking the thought of blowjobs more than sex lately and I love handjobs for some reason

I really want to cum on a girls face since I've never really cum from blowjobs and I feel like every girl has had a guys jizz on their face. I have blown my load on a girls face before but she jacked me off with her face under my dick.

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I would rather just masturbate together with a girl than have sex. I like that much more

>>38889408

What I mean is like bare minimum, softcore-tier stuff, like groping, nibbling, or touching. Just about anything that can be stamped as foreplay is more or less what I have in mind.

say 'prove it'

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>>38889240
>tfw never gonna have this kind of conversation with anyone

>>38889240
You're so cute. Is what you should say.

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Get it boi

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so close, fuck it

>>38888859
>6ft, 180lbs
>Canberra
>imperial
Quit your shit, cunt.

>>38888817
It's goned

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Mine, my 8's

I'm taking it!

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Because we're still the same stupid apes from million years ago, me and you are no exception

I don't know, it is so blatantly obvious that women are worse than men at everything.

Women are better at giving birth man
You wouldn't even be here if not for a woman
Show some respect you piece if shit

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>implying it's just your parents
Everyone is like that.

thanks op. looking forward to the next reminder

>treat my mom like shit and even hit her sometimes
>she still loves me and gives me money
man, having a mom sure is nice

>>38888748
Myself
not origoo

>>38888748
Myself of course. Then Ellen Page.

>>38888748
all the hot lesbians

>>38888732
raves are so degenerate man. It was fun when I was in high school but the drugs are largely why I'm here now

>>38888732
you could very well weasel your way into this subculture. not everyone here are hateful ego maniac robots some of us are compassionate cyborgs

>>38888732
As someone who was part of that subculture many years ago, don't bother romanticizing it. The world is full of normalfags everywhere you go

I still love UK hardcore though

It's not really genocide if they do it to themselves. Failure to reject is the same as acceptance. The globalists know this little rule which absolves one of all wrongdoing.

>qt mixed race girls and trap farming
sign me up senpai

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>>38888711
https://youtu.be/Wb55teb1gJ0

How does this make you feel, white anons?

H-hello? Can I see the m-manger?

*extends extremely sweaty hand*

I'd like a job s-m'mam...

*spaghettis*

>>38888696
*gives you a firm handshake* Good day sir, I heard you have a job opening as a "cook/fryer manager" at this McDonalds, would you mind taking a look at my CV? I think I'm your guy!

>>38888737
Do you have 2-4 years experience in the industry Mr....Anon?

>>38888630
Erin Burnett is such a qt

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>>38888630

I am in the same boat, I just went and studied in the end.

Its easy work call centers, but that is part of the problem. You will want to kill yourself after 3 months. Its so mundane

And don't even get me started on call center managers. Especially the guys in there 30s.

>>38888630
>get a shot at a good life in an office
>sit across from my boss who sighs and blows on my face all the time
>eats food super loud with his mouth open and shakes his head all the time while doing it thwoing food scraps all over his computer
>he is hyperactive and has real, deep-seated anger issues plus I'm 50% sure he beats his gf
I really want to keep this job but there is no way that I can bring it up without this fucker firing me. He blows and coughs in my face about 5-10 times a minute and does these DEEP breathes like he is about to start talking to me which throws me off my work all the time too. God fucking damnit I have to deal with this bullshit tomorrow too fuuuuck

>>38888510
it's still illegal the kid just wouldn't get in as much trouble as an adult would. it doesn't matter if someone "transitioned this fetish into adulthood" it's still illegal
and if you get caught you're fucked

>>38888510
it's still illegal and you can be put on the sex offenders registry

being a child and accessing it guarantees therapy as well as other stuff, which will fuck up your life

stick to loli pls anon, dont get arrested

>>38888566
>it's still illegal the kid just wouldn't get in as much trouble as an adult would

That is not true. There have been 4 year olds put on the sex offenders register. Look it up.

i never understood why men never blame the women when the do shit like this. He's so passive and if he was more dominant he would problably beat the shit out of the guy when in reality he should be beating up his girl or emotionally shitting all over his face

>>38888483
This shit is so weird wtf

He's holding her hand whilst she's hugging some other dude.

>>38888624
Females gonna female. It's up to the dude to act accordingly. He should've took control of the situation, instead of being a KEK. Why blame women? It's like having a dog and getting mad when it barks.

Have a nice day man!

See ya later when you break up

hmm nah you'll come back later

Mouth Ulcer

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>>38888425
you'd think it's because she found you attractive but it's probably because of something completely different because women are fucking weird and shit

>>38888425

She is secretly a treminazi (tranny feminazi). She wears a natural coloured wig to hide her secretly blue/purple hair, and has a girdle tight enough to crush a car, just to contain her sheer mass.

She smears foreskin juice over her face to look younger, like the Jews intended.

She wants you to touch her clothes so your fingerprints are there.

She will falsely accuse you of rape, take your picture and post it on man-spreading tumblr, then jerk off to it and cum on your picture, then post it all over the goddamn internet.

In short, it's a trap.
Cross the road, keep your head down and avoid eye contact.