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bumpitry sdklfsdf

Eh, I've been pretty lucky with my living situations most of my life. Aside from my freshman year of college I've either been living with my family, who get along fine mostly by ignoring each other, or on my own (which is awesome, I fucking love living on my own).

Guy I had in freshman year would masturbate into a sock under his sheets like 5 times a week, or at least thats about how often I would notice it. We mostly ignored each other.

>>37121110
>or at least thats about how often I would notice it
How did you caught him and how did he react?

I like rem desu. stop bullying my friendo

This r9k story arc is the most confusing one yet

I need a quick rundown on this story

>>37120647
take that shit to >>>/soc/

>>37120647
No. You're not worthy.

>>37120647
>bunch of guys post
>someone claiming to be a girl(female) posts (who knows if she is or not)
>rest of thread orbits her

there I saved you some time

I thought condiments have to go in the fridge after you open them?

l thought condiments have to go in the fridge after you open them?

why use ketchup when you can use barbeque sauce?

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fuck off black

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>>37120537
takes one to know one kiddo

understandable, have a good day

>>37120488
I'd go back to the exact moment of my birth.

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>>37120581
oh... and why is that anon?

>>37120488
2001 , before 9/11 ruined everything (it was a false-flag fyi)

it makes me binge eat, i went a week with a perfect diet and then like clockwork, got high and in 3 hours ate like 3000 calories

it's the best. dont stop doing it

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>>37120145
that's shit man, i get that way only some times when i'm stoned. Usually i just get anxious as fuck and start thinking about what a freak i am

>21
>5'3

pretty much this tbqh famalam

>>37120062
does it make you feel like a kid when you have to look up to speak to a girl?

>>37120015

>21
>Never tried
Not saying i could if i did try but i never found anyone i wanted to lose it with so i never tried
of course i never tried to get to actually know anyone either

>>37120005

you have to fuck her, doode

It's too late. You're gay now. Better bring home a nice boy soon.

>>37120005
Your mom will always love you so who cares.

Why do you want to quit?

To answer your question. Just stop going. You've only been there a week and it's a shitty restaurant gig. They're not gonna care.

>>37119818
they can fire you at any time and you can quit at any time. Just say "sorry, I found something better" and then send your boss a picture of your penis.

I read that you have to give 2 weeks notice or else the manager can sue you? The agreement at first was to "try it for a few days and see if you like it", I could I could handle it but I absolutely fucking hate it and can't do this anymore. There is no way I stay here for 2 more weeks, especially considering they will all hate my guts knowing that I'm going to quit.

>>37119663
it's not gonna be fun when your dick atrophies from lack of use anon, dont succumb to the nofap meme

>>37119663
Don't, just delete your porn and cut down to a few times a week depending on if you can control your horny level or not.

>>37119694
That's the problem, I get all my junk sanding material from online

Still running XP, and yes that's a Neopets tab at the top

Fuck this gay Earth

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>>37119671
Oops. there.

>>37119613
2013. My doped up friend hooked me up with FREE ($0) oxys

Now the cunt is sober :/

Please help, r9k. I don't have anywhere else to turn.

>>37119546
You caught a break man. Sounds like it was extremely unexpected so go into it with no pressure whatsoever. Be laid back, smile, don't be afraid to crack jokes

If you want specific advice we need to know: are you an autist? What's she like? What kind of date?

>>37119546
Dude, I was crushing hard on this girl I liked at work for months, and the other week I decided it would be best if I asked her out. She said that she doesn't date outside her race. It was such a huge relief for me, getting my feelings out of the way, and knowing that she doesn't like me back, and dating me would go against her values.

But anyways, do you truly like this girl? Enough to risk a cancelled date? I think you might as well open your sail and follow the wind here, life is throwing you a bone. Have a fun date. If she does cancel or not show up, take it as her not being able to properly turn you down. But she said yes. Maybe there is a good reason she said yes, and you are being too hard on yourself? Either way, it's a good learning experience.

It only really hits me when I'm high as hell.

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>>37119377
No shit im going to die. One day all of humanity itself will die and there will be no evidence that we ever existed. Everything dies.

>>37119377
This why suicide is so appealing. You get to die at a time, place and manner of your choosing. A lot of people don't get that option or die horribly/suddenly without warning. What's the appeal in that?

This is why it confuses me that people discourage suicide. We didn't get to choose how we came in this shit hole but we can sure as hell decide how we leave it if we have balls enough.

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like this. i want this to happen to my mom

most guys won't admit it, but like 95% of straight guys want this. The other 5% are most likely sexually repressed or asexual

It's totally normal trust me

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I look like a Chad and want to fuck my mom