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who the fuck would choose a demon over a black woman?

black woman, easy

>>38313459
black women skin looks like it smells bad

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anyone thats fucked up that bad on here is in jail but again some women like that shit, so luck of the draw, bonus points for moomin tho

What the fuckvare you talking why do you care so much you just looked at someone what the literal fuxk is wrong with you you did zero harm at all and guess what egocentric fuck she doesnt even remember or cargrow the fuck up women dont deserve any fucking respect anyway after what theyve done

When I was like 7 I whistled at a girl when I was in the car with my Dad and he thought it was funny and called me a rascal.

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I know this original feeling

>>38313431
>watch anime with good ending
>feel nothing
>watch amine with bad ending
>feel sad
It just feels utterly meaningless if the ending is good somehow.

>>38313431
At least I'm not the only one.
I cant watch anime any more because it sends me further down the spiral of depression.

>>38313349
Only speak when necessary and when you have something meaningful to say. Don't try and fill perceived awkward gaps in conversation with inane drivel

>>38313349
>Is it possible to be quiet and cool at the same time in real life?

It's very possible, just be tall and handsome/square jawed.

I also wonder that thing.

It's seems way too hard, because be quiet at principle only makes you more isolated.. At least for a robot

go away you stupid ungrateful faggot you're just lazy and unwilling to accept what has been given to you like nearly everyone else on this godforsaken board piss out of here with your unfunny children's show IG/Facebook meme and don't come back there is no need for more of your kind

>>38313399
no. please. help. im begging you. the only other way I could think of is to become a monk but that wont help me.

>>38313335
You're probably just an edgy teenager that just had a fight with his mom. Fuck off.

>>38313199
I'm in my living room right now though, how does this work?

>>38313199

Walk into bathroom.

>>38313199
They'd be petting my cats prolly or at least the older one that's not scared of people. Then I'd say "Sorry about the mess on the table, wanna set up some beer pong?"

I'm 25
I never had nor do I have any friends

>>38313189
Tarkus is better.

Emerson, Original, and Palmer

I'm almost 19 now, but tbqh I've been checking this board since I was in middle school. There's just something really intriguing about hearing what people (guys in particular) will say when there's no accountability. It's also pretty funny.

Maintain OpSec

>>38313181
It's not paranoia if it's true.

>>38313225
this. you're already self aware of your flaws. you know your limitations. your anxiety and low self confidence stems from this self awareness.

>>38313153
That's an exceptionally cute and sexy Mami, you have there.

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Haven't posted in awhile been busy playing shit ton of video games.
If you play GGxrd Rev2 or FFxiv hit me up.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ragiewagie/

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steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokogf/

L A

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>>38313126
>just now turning 20
Welcome to the party. No, things do not get any better. Just quit now. There is a reason so few people make it to 30 and get wizard powers.

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>>38313126
>turning 21 in january
>it's less than half a year left
>still a khv
If I make it to 25 without losing my virginity I'll probably kill myself with dad's hunting rifle.

>>38313380
just buy a rope and don't ruin your dads rifle
most of the time the family doesn't want the gun after someone suicides and the state claims them and makes money at auction

>>38313117
Are you implying that it is gay to like women's asses?

>>38313226
he's saying it's gay to like butt sex, which it is

my gf refuses to go on the pill,
condom sex is better than no sex, but anal sex lets me go raw ham, feels good mang

sure, but when you ultimately fuck one of your students and get caught, you're gonna have a bad time.

>>38313107
Nah I would just stare at their recently acquired breasts and cute teenage butts from a distance.

>>38313074
Only if there is an abundance of teaching jobs in your country. The wage doesn't mean shit if you can't get hired.

>>38312993
honestly it's the only place where you can pretty much do anything.

>>38312993
you all are my best friends and I know I can trust you with anything
I want to hug every single person here, no matter how horrible they are.

>>38312993
great things can/have been accomplished here.

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here's a "you"; I hope you can stop digging since you're in a hole and climb out towards the light.

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to the hole we go.

Which dwarf are you oP?

>>38312962
I can do other things, but I don't want to. Luckily they force me into a "better place". Been contemplating for a few years now. Not sure I'll ever be comfortable with that decision, or my own life. Existance is hell.

What is it? tell me

>>38312932
>lol guis drugs! I know everything now!
Dumb fuck

>>38313013
The the only absolute truth in this world is that there is no absolute truth.

In other words, the only thing everything has in common is that everything is different.