My gf sucks. She hates sex, and doesn't satisfy me at all.
All I want is a pretty gf who loves sex, who hasnt slept with shitskins... is that too much to ask?
I hate you. I hate you so fucking much. You're a disgusting, repulsive, ugly little manlet. Everywhere you go you know you're inferior to the people around you. You've never had anybody attracted to you. You'll die a kissless virgin because you're not worth enough to even have the sIightest scrap of affection for.
How could anybody ever love a freak like you? Nobody ever has even been attracted to you and nobody ever will.
You're ugly. You are so ugly you've never even been complimented by a girl, let alone had one interested in you. Even surgery isn't developed enough to fix your mess and even if it was you'd still never be a man, you'll always be the little pathetic midget.
You're to blame for all of it and you should just kill yourself. Nothing will ever get better. The only good thing you could ever do is kill yourself, you undesirable, ugly, midget fuck.
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
>hang out with friends
>everyone is drinking beer
>take one aswell
>so fucking bitter i have to fight back a vomit reflex
>visibly cringe at every sip
help me pls
Try not being a bitch? I honestly like beer more than soda.
In all honestly, take a couple sips of vodka and then brandy another day. You'll feel how strong alcohol can get and will appreciate the crispness and carbonation of just beer, amd the superior longer lasting buzz.
1. Take a name
2. Discuss your difficulties
3. Be excellent to each other
4. Try to disguise your contempt for obese sacks of undigested filth like Atlas
What's the best canned food? Also do you prefer eating it out of the can? Cold? Or heat it up by the fire for a bit first?
alright i can finally be sure that science has in fact gone too far
if you don't reply to this post, you will never get a bf, or a gf and you will never experience true love in the future or ever again
Which of the 7 deadly sins are you most guilty of? Envy for me.
ITT: times you were alpha
>homeless guy asks for change
>Sure, how's this for a change? Get a job, loser.
>tell mommy to bring tendies
>"anon, you need to eat healthier"
>"oh im sorry, did i ask for your advice"
>"bitch if you dont bring me my tendies i'll fuck you like no one has ever fucked you before"
Jesus christ how many /britfeels/ are you faggots going to make a day
/unifeel/ - failing summer classes edition
Apparently I'm a terrible person. I didn't even know, in fact I've always thought I was kind and caring and generous but this girl just went off on me for like an hour detailing very harshly why I'm the biggest piece of shit she has ever known even compared to her exs that abused her and were drug addicts and shit. She said if I don't think I'm bad there is something wrong with my brain or I'm literally insane. Honestly thinking about killing myself over this shit guys. Help
>you pick up
>"hi anon, it's [your oneitis]"
what would you say r9k?
i don't answer calls from unknown numbers.
calls are scary.
Funny, comfy, interesting, WAT/hmmm, awesome, artistic, comics, I don't give a fuck what it is. Need some saveworthy shit.
Going to dump until I find something better to do. May be awhile.
I just bought an Epiphone Les Paul special ii package for 200 bucks, is it good or did I get jewed?
>tfw shopkeepers rush through the interaction when I'm there
>they don't smile at me, they barely even look at me
>see them serving other people
>they're all friendly and shit and take it slow
>try to talk to normie
>at first their face lights up but then they get bored and immediately do something else instead of talking to me
Am I fucking ugly or something? This makes me so fucking sad I actually cry thinking about it, all my life it's been like this and I still don't know why
No matter how much i try to act normal in public I will always be bitter and different.
We are not like them and never will be, they somehow know it. Like they can detect cynicism and desperation, hate I don't know.
What keeps you going, /r9k/?
If I didn't believe in God I would have been gone so so so so long ago. I hate it.
also my dubs.