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>>35367579

You don't.
>keeps the true robots from even the REMOTE possibility of a pity fuck

Just make an OkCupid instead

On Tinder, nobody knows you're an autist.

>>35367575
For a time. That is what accomplishment feels like. But after time passes you will need to do more to become satisfied again, thank evolution.

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>>35367575
>Millennial Woes

My nigga. Truly a philosopher NEET that robots could learn a thing or two from.

Yes. Have you ever seen an old man? After a certain age you just stop giving a fuck

HOL UP I SAID HOOOLL UP

>>35367481
boin boin boin boin boin

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>dobald tormp is not make president

astonisheD! truthly, has graced us toady.

I lost my virginity to a 16 year Japanese prostitute when I went on vacation to Japan last year. Top tier experience, she was a nice girl. Did all the weird shit I asked her to, had a nice body, would do again.

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>>35367768
>I lost my virginity to a 16 year Japanese prostitute when I went on vacation to Japan last year. Top tier experience, she was a nice girl. Did all the weird shit I asked her to, had a nice body, would do again.
how did you find her?

It was worth it cause now I don't live in fear that I will die a virgin.

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>>35367461
>build self esteem

hardest part when you haven't had any for your entire life

I hate when they say "eat smart"

What the fuck does that mean, faggot?
Why can't you just say "don't eat junk food" like a normal person?But noooooo you can't say it like that. You have to say it in a different, buzzwordy way to come off as you know what the fuck you are talking about, don't you?

I think as robots, the problem is that we can't just build confidence within the confinements of our rooms. It requires you to go outside, but we can't, because we have no confidence. One of those negative cycles.

But try. Even little things will make you feel on top of the world. Like today I clean shaved my balls. I thought it looked good, so it gave me a lil' pick me up. The other day I posted in a face rate thread on /fa/ and got 7's. Made me giddy the rest of the day, like a glimmer of hope.

Hopefully these small boosts will push you over the edge.

I think I'm gonna start working out. If any anons have any advice on how to gain muscle at home without any equipment, it would be greatly appreciated.

please? anyone have any experience?

>>35367441
you probs have autism. Don't blame your fuck ups on autism. Your still you take control of your life and work everyday to improve yourself

>>35367441

Most of this board has some form of disorder - lots of aspies. Just relax. A diagnosis doesn't change anything so just go with what you've got

>>35367431
Citalopram right now. It's the 10th antidepressant I've tried, and while it doesn't make me borderline psychotic like the others, it still makes me feel like shit. You'd think I would stop falling for the meme, but I guess I am desperate enough to continue poisoning my body. I was on clonazepam for a few years and that was great, but I started to abuse it and my psychiatrist/parents intervened and made me stop taking it. The withdrawals were so horrible that I never want to touch the stuff again.

>>35368562
My dad takes citalopram. I used to take escitalopram (lexapro) but switched to Zoloft.

Also have a script for Xanax. The other day I realized that I haven't used my xanax for it's actual prescribed purpose in months. Kind of paranoid my parents have noticed.

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>>35367431
None I probably need something but doctors scare me even if they didn't I still wouldn't have a way to go see one.

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4chan is dead
it's time to move on

>>35367395
I'm a purist, OG oldfag joined when the pools were closed

>>35367395

Of course there are unwritten rules here

Most of you just don't know
Oldfags have 100000 ways to spot a newfag and when he exactly came here and from where

Hi cuties. No troll.

>>35367393
Redhead for sure ! They drive me crazy

>he fell for the glasses meme

disgusting

>>35367335
Alcohol, vidya, tv, shitposting, wageslavery's draining effects on my destabilizing psyche

That's about it

Find a hobby and invest a lot of time into becoming really good at it.

Or you can just participate in nothing but video games, porn, and image boards for shallow, immediate pleasure.

>>35367335
Seriously just improve yourself as a human daily and you'll be content.

>>35367312
Neet here.
Bux on fleek

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>>35367312
NEET standing by.
Yes NETBUX for life.
Luvin et

I'm a NEET on NEETbux

loving the OC on /b9k/ tonight

>>35367427

It beats the usual same normie-tier threads for once

>>35367427
its actually a girl (girl) XDDDDDD;;;;
GET READY FOR MY NEXT ONE... IM WAITING FOR MY COOLDOWN HINT IT HAS CANDY POWDER IN IT LMFAO HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

>>35367299
Liking traps is a slippery slope. Just wait until you fantasize about getting blacked. It's inevitable.

>>35367341
>not getting blacked in real life
Not even worth it desu, his penis wasn't that big.

Nigger, at least you went to legal kinks, try getting into the deep end of loli and cp. If you get discovered you get shamed, not thrown in jail and/or beaten up or worse.

>tfw no loli jewess

why even live

she is a sinning sloot

Are porn stars the ultimate practice GFs?

>>35367255
Be honest, OP. How much do you weigh?

>>35367267
It's worse he stole that picture from /ck/. He's so lazy he couldn't even take a picture of his own food.

>>35367255
meatballs. rice.

i threw most of it up. i think i'm becoming bulimic.