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What's your creative outlet? For me it's guitar; since I'm a KHV and have no friends here at college, it's a really good way to distract yourself.
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Nick Drake' s the bomb yo.
But yeah, guitar/singing and songwriting for me. Really the only interesting thing about me.
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Maybe I should've worded the op better.
Do you guys draw, paint, make videos?
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>>38302238
nice dude, what kind of style do you play?
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No avoiding the day of the rope ! 2017-07-11 05:24:49 Post No.38302029
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No avoiding the day of the rope !
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Be me
>nigger
>realize how inferior I am
>read more
>get self improvement books
>git gud at computer programming
>go to college for software engineering
>Get /fit/
>Nice diet
>take IQ
>113
>Nice job
Will I be spared lads? Or is it over for me?
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Good job. Now keep it that way
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>>38302029
BASED MAGA BLACK MAN
Please be my bull
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>>38302029
You went from nigger to black man, but the fact that you were self aware shows your were never a nigger in the first place. Those of your kind are who I'd spare if it were up to me.
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Times Being Chad Woulda Helped out Alot 2017-07-11 05:13:51 Post No.38301842
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Times Being Chad Woulda Helped out Alot
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>at library because my mom gets triggered when i play vidya in the house all day
>playing binding of issac
>cute asian girl is in the manga section looking at things to read
>feel like this is my chance to get to know a cute girl (maybe even a waifu)
>try to ask her what she's looking for
>immediately dismisses me
sure would be cool if i was handsome
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>>38301842
why kill yourself when you can sabotage society?
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>>38301875
what are you conveying to me brother
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>>38302011
We are like the Jews that stabbed the Germans in the back during world war 1.
Our world war 1 is coming
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When did you realize women aren't worth the effort?
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>>38301763
When I started craving cocks instead.
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>>38301763
when i had any sort of ambition to do things, and realised that basically anything more than an acquaintance will sap your valuable time
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>>38301763
I think I never really had interest in them. As a kid while everyone was busy thinking about girls I was playing vidya. I think i've only liked 4 girls in my entire life and 3 of them were crushes from when I was a little kid.
Also women are fucking shit
>have female friend from college
>she's broke as fuck
>her boyfriend is forced to move overseas without her
>after a while of her saying she was miserable he paid for everything to have her move with him after sacrificing a lot to save the money
>a couple months later she dumps him for some other dude
>they had like 5 years together
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we enjoy being comfortable and welcoming all anons. if you join you might even get a prize*, so join today!
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>>38301754
what do you losers talk about
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>>38301770
I think at this point we have covered the brunt of all human knowledge and have moved on to meme performance art
There's a good music channel too
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>>38301754
>95 people online
Dropped
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>liberals hate Pepe
>libs have made their own version of Pepe called epep the toad
Suprisingly I this was pretty well though out on their part
We still have to ruin it for them though
Any ideas?
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>>38301715
Easy. Just start using epep as you would Pepe.
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Its not well thought out at all it displays their lack of creativity, they dont get memes and try to force them blatantly and its pathetic desu
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>>38301999
Liberals are normies and therefore dont need to exaust creativity in creating memes.
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Today, my snatch smells like raw potatoes and I have a bit of smegma.
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>>38301627
Raw potatoes smell pretty much nothing
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>>38301696
Do you have fetal alcohol syndrome or something? It's an earthy smell.
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Sounds like an infection.
It's time to douche.
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what does r9k sit on while they use the internet?
I want a comfy chair but most are gayming branded and $400
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>>38301593
go to ikea and get a cheap office chair
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I have a recliner. Get one ther swivels though unless you want to have to crab shuffle in and out.
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I lay in bed and wish for death.
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Is he autistic or just socially maladjusted from years of isolation?
Either way, his VORW podcast is top tier gaming background noise.
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>tall
>handsome
>nicely groomed
>well dressed
>funny
he's fine
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>>38301614
>handsome
otherwise this is an accurate list
I think he's just a well adjusted high-function autist or just a bit of a weirdo. Regardless, I think since at least the last 6 months he's been hamming up his weirdness for the camera.
This guy's great though.
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I've always been 100% sure that he has chocolate pudding on his computer, I just KNOW.
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>dad found the dildo arsenal
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>mum found the piss jar i had because too pussy to go to the bathroom at night
i was 14
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>>38301571
why didn't you throw it away?
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>>38301596
i changed it regularly, forgot to change it one time i went out for a few days
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What's keeping you alive, robots?
For me, it's smoking
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The only thing keeping me going is trying to raiss my kid. She's doing okay i assume. She's 4 now and in daycare
I only assume so, because lately life has gotten increasingly normal to the point where I have to constabtly ask myself "What is in my coffee?"
It only helps fuel the paranoia that everything is a combined effort by dogs and cats to rig elections in the greater reaches of developed countries, of course all that could just be attributed to peomiscious brazilian teenagers.
Makes me sad sometimes knowing all those unadopted children could've owned turtles but airline regulations forbid certain types of reptiles.
I wish you the best, OP
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>>38301476
smoking is literally killing you though.
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>>38301476
>No real reason to stay alive
>Life isn't so awful I wanna kill myself though
I just kill time with video games and anime, booze when I can get it is great
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I don't know how many of you remember me, but I wanted to thank you, /r9k/.
A few years, I posted on this board (I can't find the archive, but maybe someone else will have better luck) saying how nervous I was that I would be meeting someone from the internet in real life. A girl whom I had met on online roleplaying games, who lived in France (I'm a burger). How she was finally going to take a flight to U.S., so we could meet for the first time in person.
I was nervous. I'm awkward as fuck, and was starting to get cold feet. I knew it wasn't a catfishing scheme; we'd talked over Skype, she was so happy to show me her plane ticket when she'd bought them, no catfisher would go to those kinds of lengths. But you convinced me to go through with it, saying it was the kind of thing robots only dreamed about, so I did. The only advice I had received was, "Don't you dare fuck this up."
Thank you, /r9k/. Yesterday was our one year anniversary.
As in, our wedding anniversary.
My life has never been happier. The neckbeard has been shaved. I'm currently going through France's immigration process, I'm able to have casual conversation in French, and I have several job interviews lined up (getting a job in France as an American is harder than it sounds; some stupid post-9/11 law makes it a pain in the ass for Americans to get bank accounts in foreign countries, and no French company is going to wire a paycheck to an American bank account).
You gave me the courage to make all of this possible. Thank you so much for everything. And to the rest of you, don't lose hope. You are not alone. You're not even forever alone. You're just not looking in the right place, even if the 'right place' is an entirely different continent.
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eh that's nice
now get out you filthy normal
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Good job, now get out normie
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>>38301459
pics of her please
original
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Late to the party but, what does /r9k/ think of 13 Reasons Why ?
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>>38301446
tyler was the only good boy
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Agreed, Tyler was a good boy and deserves be showered in tendies by his loving mummy
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>>38301446
isn't this some shitty series based on a book about how some angsty teen an heroed?
Shit tier, /r9k/ supports serial/spree killing and suicide by cop not cuck shit
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Do you guys realize how much this place subscribes to postmodernist ideal? It probably worse than feminism and tumblr.
"Us versus them" mentality, division of society into subsgroups by power, group warfare, equality not of opportunity but of outcome(equity). Some of the more vilent of you are talking about a revolution. It's fucking disgusting. And you dare hate feminazis??? Do you not see the hypocrisy?
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>>38301445
Wait aren't we meta modern? We don't take anything seriously except memes.
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>>38301445
im just waiting for the robots kill us all because atleast then someone competent will own the earth senpai
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I thought you guys were like old /b/, driven by science and reason. Nothing like it. Goddamn it I have been blind. This place is cancerous.
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Why don't you just go outside and originally talk to people?
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>>38301411
Why don't you just b urself while ur at it?
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no social skills + pretty sure someone would think it's pretty weird if some guy they didn't even know prior to this came up to them and just introduced themself
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>>38301411
Then don't go outside. Join a dating site like a normal fucking person.
Oh, you know what else you can do? TALK TO PEOPLE IN PERSON.
>b-buh I'd look like an autist talking to somebody who doesn't know me
NO. YOU. FUCKING. WON'T.
When we give you this advice, we are not asking you to walk down your street and start a conversation with the first person you see. Some people can do this, but for 99% of human beings on this planet that is a very odd thing to do. No, what we're suggesting is that you look for opportunities to have friendly chit-chat with people in social situations. This is how friends are made, Anon. Little kids do it this way, as do adults. Are you an adult? Fucking are you? Then ACT LIKE ONE and stop whining about how "no one talks to me and I don't know how to talk to people". Bullshit! Everyone knows how to talk to someone! Stop pretending the same goddamn social abilities that all the rest of us do.
That cute cashier at the convenience store? Say something nice about her T-shirt. Ask for the time. Ask her if it gets boring working the night shift. Get people to talk about themselves and THEN introduce yourself. It's how human beings make friends.