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>>35871284
>Will declaring myself a Sovereign Citizen prevent the police from
no

>>35871637

why not? The constitution says nothing about CP, only admiralty law has cp statutes.

Most women don't seem to like full beards though they do like the sexy stubble

that's jim morrison, you jive ass turkey

i don't have a baby face and my strong jaw is one of my most attractive features

beards are far jawlets

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REPENT FOR YOUR SINS

>>35871192
How do you NOT feel remorse and guilt? I'm a slave to these spooks

>>35871209
Oh man, I wish I could.

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>>35871187
Oh hey guys what's up

(Origami)

>>35871187
Some girls used to do this kind of shit in highschool.
I'm confident that they were making fun of me because no one knew or cared about me then.

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*blush*
h-hi girls

personality is to some degree a function of looks, and the perception of one's personality is also related to one'a looks

from what i've observed, looks tend to be more important

look at hot people

now look at who they date

case closed

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Something I've realized is if you're not an atrocity to look at, and you're funny in the non over the top edgy fashion you can get good looking girls to like you. This 9/10 blonde girl at work likes me enough the whole restaurant does, and it's mainly because I have a good sense of humor. If only she knew the darkness that hides in the websites I browse

>>35871174
made me laugh with the "ninja clan" part
>5/10

Shit tier waifu tbqh famalamaspamcam

she looks uncomfortable desu

or maybe im autistic, congrats on the Asian dude getting a nice gf

hey man, start writing

seriously, read some good novels, find some writers that inspire you, and start putting your feeling into words and making good fiction

I think you can file bankruptcy for medical bills.

>>35871060
hang in there buddy

in 5 years you will be fine

You're too afraid to venture into an age where countless people before you have gone, and a sizable chunk of those even have enjoyed their continued existence despite all the bodily decay. Your solution to a problem that everybody faces is to not face it and to throw away a good shot at continuing the good thing you've got going.

That is dumb.

>>35871129
I'm not worried about having a shot at some "successful" life. I just can't face losing my youth and it makes me so damn depressed.

How do you define 'youth'? At what point do you consider it lost?

>>35871016
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)

Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.

I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.

I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.

So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.

One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.

haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.

I'm completely perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.

damn this thread sure is autistic

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>>35871072
What in the absolute God damn?

>>35870961
there is too much overpopulation as it is

>also rolling for waifu

rolling for a waifu originally

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>>35871000
the trips are on your side

>>35870929
No Thank you NSA Honeypot

We've been Discovered!
Quick McBurger, we have to retreat into the Tesco Oil Supreme bunkers!

Legalise drugs and murder

>>35870914
pardon my language by the way, tee-hee.

i lived in campus for two years. at one point, i hadnt left my room in weeks and lost 30lbs over the semester. i started to lose my mind and would get extreme anxiety anytime i was seen in public, which was everytime i left my room since i lived on campus. i started staying up for 30 hours at a time and sleeping for 4-6 because it was never silent enough to sleep.

don't know what advice to give you. what worked for me was moving off of campus and using my family to maintain a healthy amount of social contact

get involved with stuff within the campus, join clubs and shit. join a club that has your same interests and make friends. you most likely live by yourself in a single dorm, room with roommates next semester so youre forced to live with friends.

shorter version; get involved with shit and get off of your computer

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This thread has me in tears

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This one just gets me. And no one else seemed to think it was funny.

>>35871362
>nice favela pedro

kek

buy more weed idiot

>>35870878
It takes so much fucking money. Literally hundreds all the time.

>>35870888

Play some vidya and watch some films until you can afford some more weed.

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>>35870822
YOU ARE SAD SAD GAY MAN

I believe you posted this once before but changed one of the lowercase L's to an uppercase i. Fuck off, you fraud.

>>35871045
>I believe you posted this once before but changed one of the lowercase L's to an uppercase i.
I didn't.