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What YouTube videos do you watch that are autistic but you enjoy regardless?
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can't even hit legend in a children's card game after trying a week

i'm stupid
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Before social media, a woman could always find a willing man. Then social media and tinder came and they had a catalog of willing men to pick from. Now, as a result of this unlimited source of willing men on demand, women no longer need dating. There is no more courtship; there is no more obligation to bring something to the table. If one guy rejects her she gives him a soft next and sits back and lets the next chad in line grovel at her until his attention and resources stop flowing, ad-infinitum.

Because of social media women have been spoiled by having an unnaturally large selection that they have reduced men to a resource, moreso than men have reduced women to fuck holes. Do not fall for the personality meme because it won't get you laid. Your personality is the only resource she can extract from you on social media in the form of attention and entertainment.
>"say something creative"
>"be interesting"
Already admitting she's just here for her entertainment. Oh, you matched? She's got two chads and a sugar daddy on speed dial. She doesn't need you. You are just attention and entertainment to her. Tinder is nothing more than a scratch off lottery tickets for women: they're fun but she's hoping for her chad jackpot. That's her end goal. She will string you along with false hope of eventually giving you the honor to buy her a measly cup of coffee until she decides she wants to wait on more options.

That's modern female dating in a nutshell. Literally sit back and wait for Chad, but put up a lofty list of demands to procure the best beta entertainers. You have been reduced to nothing more than a court jester.
>"feed me pizza tee-hee and tickle my muffin top."
Even the fat slobs do not even need to try to seem appealing to men, in fact they do the opposite because they know they can.

If you have never gotten laid by a half-decent woman from tinder are wasting your time. If you've ever purchased cuck points or beta boosts you need to slap yourself
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>"say something creative"
>"be interesting"

This is what bothers me the most when it comes to online dating and women in general. Shouldn't it be mutual? Why does a man have to entertain a woman?
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>>38261791
Tl;dr. Looks like your standard robot rant.
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>>38261842
they have the upperhand of the sexual market and cucks are willing to degrade themselves for even a flimsy hope of getting laid, that's why

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Yeah, you like that, whiteboi?
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>>38261692
Get your disgusting untermensch breasts off of me, cur!
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That's not your vagina.

I paid full price.
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>>38261692
will you consider this your reparations?

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Everything's going to be alright, anon, I promise you.
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>>38261663
your promise has no basis. quit trying to make me feel better. i'm not a fucking idiot. nothing will ever be alright. that is just a fact at this point. now get out of my sight you dumb roastie.

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>applied for a mcjob online
>got a call from the mexican hiring manager an hour later for an interview

haha, suck it dad! i won't be shaking pedro's dirty hands any time soon!
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>tfw no smoker gf
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Any fellow ISFP robots? It's always about these INTP fags, SHOW YOURSELVES ISFP's
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Why don't you just become a monk?

>nobody expects you to have a gf
>get to be NEET for life
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>>38261490
>nobody expects you to have a gf
but i, i will always do anon.
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>>38261490
>have to give up drugs, masturbation and internet access to live with a bunch of slant-eyed yellow fags in a remote mountain in Asia and maybe learn martial arts or spiritual mumbo jumbo
Haha no

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>last night
>decide to avail myself of some porn before going to bed
>fire up XVideos on my phone and find a video to jerk off to
>get about midway through video, finish fapping, fall asleep
>this afternoon
>riding in the passenger seat of mom's SUV
>plug USB into my phone to play some music in the car
>forgot the porn video was still loaded up on my phone's web browser
>video immediately starts playing
>rhythmic slapping sounds and the porn actress shouting out, "YEAH, FUCK ME, FUCK ME HARDER" blast out from the car stereo
>ohshit.jpg
>frantically rip out the USB, but the damage is already done
>mom looks horrified and asks me what that was
>best lie I can come up with is that one of my friends must have been watching porn on my phone (>implying I have friends)
>mom sheepishly says "OK" but is obviously unconvinced
>spend the rest of the car ride in awkward silence

I'm absolutely mortified, /r9k/. Now my mom knows I'm a disgusting degenerate. How can I make this right?
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>>38261481
porn is not a thing for disgusting degenerates.
Just tell her that yes, you fap and watch porn
How old are you?
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>>38261569
Originally 21.
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>>38261481
Who the fuck cares, every man watches porn. Is your family religious or something?

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I'm an aspiring academic with straight A's out of highschool. I want to enter the realm of scientific excellence and be remembered as a great man that made many discoveries. The only thing holding me back is my sexual desire. I've read about the greats like newton and tesla and they claimed their only desire was for discovery.Currently I spend around 2 hours a day watching porn and fapping. I also spend time with my girlfriend watching movies and stuff. I want to free myself of this constant desire for women. Is chemical castration a viable option? I do want to have kids in about 25 years time when my career is behind me. Advice robots?
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>>38261362
i guarantee newton and tesla didn't chemically castrate themselves. they probably had stronger drive and willpower than you. I mean, you're already here on 4chan wasting your time, so that shows that your time is not very precious. those men spent every waking moment devoted to their intellectual pursuits. sounds like you're just a smart normie
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>>38261362
You need a loyal woman who will satisfy your sexual needs without interrupting your studies. Women's liberation is not good for science.

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HERE IS MY KEY
PHILOSOPHY
A FREAK LIKE ME
JUST NEEDS INFINITY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL3AiuTsbOU
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What if the way we look at western women today, is the same way the rest of the world looks at western white men?

What if its us that is the problem?
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no
i'm latino and see western women as worthless whores
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>>38261359

You're not 100% indio though right? That means you've been infected with the western virus.
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>>38261468
still a different culture

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>accomplish a major milestone relating to a goal I have
>suddenly feel a soul-crushing depression as I realize how far off the end goal still is
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yonda get out
original comentario
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>>38261300
but you're that much closer, right? a lot better than before, and you managed it then. why can't you manage it now?

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I hate being a slave to my male biological urges
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