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>tell mom we should go out sometime
>"I'm not your girlfriend!"
what in THE HECK did she mean by this?
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>>38278891
It's a response that is said after feeling disgust or something cringey. She was thinking that you were getting to close to her beyond mother and son. Imagine if you had a fat ugly sister and she kept asking you to go out with her.
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someone tell me a story about cucks
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What do you wanna know? I got stories
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Nice try MM
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Met a dude on Craigslist who wants to watch me suck his GF's feet. Apparently she has no idea what's happening/what will go down. Should I do it /r9k/?
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>>38278828
If she's pretty don't miss out
Inform us possibly with a webm or pics after you're done
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>>38278828
her feet better be clean nigga
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OP Here. Pic related is one of her feet.
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I took LSD for the first time about 3 days ago. Had a bad trip and now I can't get a boner. FML
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>>38278789
what happened in the trip?
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Hypothetically, how much would I have to pay you robots to eat out my ass
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>>38278737
50 million. everyone would that, we all just have a different price. as for me, I wouldn't eat some robot's disgusting asshole unless I become a millionaire.
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>>38278737
No amount would be enough
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this week has been a bad massage,I need a happy ending and a new beginning
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can four thieves vinegar cure robotism?
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>>38278700
Holy shit that cat is adorable.
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No, but three thieves did the trick for me lol
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r9k how do i fix my shitty sleep schedule?
here's how it goes
>go to sleep at 4am in the morning and wake up at 11am earliest, 3pm latest
>after a few days of this want to change my sleep schedule, decide that i'll stay up for 24 hours and sleep at 11pm, and i'll then be used to going to sleep at 11pm after that
>end up sleeping for 15 hours
>repeat Ad infinitum
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>>38278699
Take sleeping pills an hour or so before you want to sleep and continue doing so until you naturally get tired
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>>38278731
where do i get sleeping pills senpai?
i don't want to need them to sleep
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self buuuump oreignana
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I am going to live out my fetish at the end of this month
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>>38278692
What in the hell is your fetish?
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How do I find a reason to live?
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>>38278691
Just don't think about it in story book terms that a lot of people talk about it as.
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other people
people exist for other people
as unfortunate as that may sound
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>>38278691
Get into existentialist philosophy.
DO NOT get into existentialist literatur!
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>its a "anon remembers repressed memories at breakfast" episode
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>>38278623
>it's a "I keep forgetting all the stuff I liked to do"I don't even know everything about myself.
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DUUUUUDE FUCKING WEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUDE that WEEED like just.DUDE
LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROL.MY....JOINT.UP.....AYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED
LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! BOWL!!!!! FUCKING WEEED!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYY WEED DUDE WOOO
I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON..DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUDDE AHA
inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEE
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I wish I had as much autism as OP
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>>38278622
"people" who smoke weed need to be purged
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>>38279221
>>38278622
I am here to inform you that(You)
Is he a modern tragic hero?
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How the fuck do people just jump in and out of relationships so easily and I cant even find one?
This makes no sense to me.
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>black people like fried chicken
>black people like watermelon
>black people like grape flavored beverages
How did these things become associated with black people and why is black people's love for these things worthy of ridicule? All these things are fuckin delicious.
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>>38278566
they're all cheap as shit. its all black people can buy
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>>38278566
They're associated with african american people in particular. Not European black people.
The reason is thus.
They are foods that are easily and cheaply prepared and are associated with the predominantly black and economically disenfranchised deep south.
>Watermelon = nutritious, hydrating and cheap. No preparation necessary and blacks ate them when working manual labour.
Fried chicken = soul food found in the south. Can be prepared on a shoestring budget and "fancied up" with cheap spices and sauces.
Grape drink = buy a fuck lot of grape powder concentrate for pennies and you can put in water and you have refreshing drinks for practically nothing.
Explanation: it's a sly way of calling out blacks for being poor.