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>>35729162
Run buddies are fun man, company, motivation and pushing yourself.

Dri-Fit is the good expensive kind of Nike, for those who really sweat it out.
She ought to be flattered.

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>running
>not cycling

What a shit BF.

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>>35729154
I'm no cohen but i'm pretty happy with my writing. Its a process my dude

>>35729154
>Ah but don't go home with your hard-on
>It will only drive you insane
>You can't shake it (or break it) with your Motown
>You can't melt it down in the rain

>So won't you let me see
>I said "won't you let me see"
>I said "won't you let me see
>Your naked body?"
...
>Ah but no you cannot see
>She said "no you cannot see"
>She said "no you cannot see
>My naked body"

what the fuck, lenny?

>>35729219
>I hate spics, I hate niggers
>It's the Songs of Leonard Cohen bitch, my wallet's getting bigger

it was a different time

>>35729143
I always kill threads. Why don't I just kill myself?

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>>35729143
I'm a thread killer on 4chan and in real life. Almost everytime I speak in a group there's awkward silence and everyone just stops speaking. I've learned to just keep my mouth shut and never speak at all

>>35729161
>>35729182
I just want to contribute to the conversation lads
I just want some (You)s

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>>35729122

I'm just gonna stick around here because google is giving me this. Hopefully I can figure out what is going on here.

>pic related

>>35729122
>image
fake and gay, just like you

We're ingoring the FUCKING MUTANT FEET?! story

>>35729058
What a terribad fad that was
I remember all the chads and stacys following that cancer
>oh we're sk8ers, ur a poser anon
>oh now we're punk rawkers, i bet u don't even listen to nofx anon
>oh now we're emo, you only have long hair to try and be emo too anon
fucking faggots

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>>35729058
i was skater n high school, then goth (2000-2004).

I liked all the edgy, woe-is-me bands and I acted like a 2deep4u teenage twit, but I never dressed emo. I always dressed as plainly as possible to not draw attention to myself. Blank t shirt, jeans, non attention grabbing hair cut. I would even cut the logos off my clothes because I didn't like the attention they drew and thought it made me look like a walking billboard

Obviously helium

>Another day
>Another 16 year old making a thread asking the best way to commit suicide knowing that he'll still be alive 20 years from now because he's just a pathetic attentionwhore

>>35729114
t. Normalfag

I'm 29 btw

>>35729035
The more you masturbate the more you desensitize your cock. I've fapped so much I can't cum in a woman no matter how long I fuck.

This is a rumor. It could be harmful but I don't see why it would be. When you pee, once the stream starts flowing stop it. Pee some more stop again rinse and repeat. Apparently you're giving a penile muscle a workout helping you last longer. Again I have 0 proof this works just a rumor.

>>35729075
Yeah this is the reality op if you fap that much and hard.

It's not a bad thing honestly because masturbating feels better physically than sex. If you get a gf and sex it up often it's going to just be a mental thing for you, although that's not implying it isn't a good thing.

Nah, I always go lone wolf and tear shit up. Then people ask me to join up with them but I don't say anything and continue to run off by myself then they get tired of it and stop playing with me. I don't mind because it's just video games and some people get really annoying on the mic.

>tfw shitterrible at WoW
>just started
>people are constantly trying to engage me in conversation but I'm too retarded to check until they've given up and left

>>35729037
You don't need communication or skill for wow nowadays

What a madlad, better lock him up for our safety!

>tell myself I'm going to jerk off all night
>Jerk off for 5 minutes, cum, and go to bed
I'm a menace to society

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>get change back at coffee shop
>large tip jar on counter that says "Tips are greatly appreciated"
>put in one penny

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>>35728879
nice b8 u fucking nigger
orinegl

>>35728879
are you damned sure that these two people are engaged in a romantic relationship right now?

if so, that is one of the odder pairings i've seen. sure, i can understand older folk with beasts like that, but goodness..

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>>35728900
Not bait
>>35728900
Absolutely certain.

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I actually meant to post this, but the above picture really speaks to my soul.

>>35728743
What EXACTLY would happen if you stopped caring?

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>>35728761
I'd probably start being a lot meaner to people.
And I'd ditch my friends, go to a new city and just start doing whatever the fuck I feel like at that exact moment until I die.

>>35728709
I have a dad bod. It depends on your built. You suit that body. Most dad bid just needs a bit of muscle mass.

You've got a pretty nice body you faggot.

>>35728709
Looks fine. Shut the fuck up and quit moaning.

>>35728678
1. no
b. see above

they're just like any other race of bitch, they all want chad

>>35728692
plenty of betas get decent looking chicks

>>35728949
>plenty of beta's are being cucked by their decent looking chicks
better them than me ;)

>>35728646
How do I keep this from happening?

Ive seen this happen to my college professor and he had to get it surgically removed because it was getting too big and gross.

>>35728646
I have one on my back, it's hard and doesn't hurt even when I squeeze the fuck out of it.

Can I lance it open? I'm curious what it looks like.

>>35728646
you need to pop that on camera holy shit

the pus in that thing could fill a cup

>>35728643
Most catholic girls I knew were not that prudent.

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i love you madeleine! i almost bought it at yolk on monday, i had bought several other books and $300+ worth of items so i had to stop myself, but i said i would be back. i will order madeleine this week

one ofmy favorite childhood stories that never left me <3 madeleine forever! <3

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tmrw i shall eat madelenies and omg i never knew this existed!!!!!! watching it to watch list! in the future!