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EGG MAN JUST GOT ARRESTED LIVE ON STREAM GET THE FUCK IN HERE
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>>34109260
This is me originally asking for your very original story
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>>34109260
GET IN HERE everyone, its habbening
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>>34109260
Anyone have a vod or other video proof?
clickbait until then.
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What do about a girl with a deformity? 2017-01-13 08:43:36 Post No.34109224
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What do about a girl with a deformity?
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2017-01-13 08:43:36
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(yeah i mentioned this in a thread yesterday)
So I got to know this girl, she turns out real nice, intelligent, into anime and vidya and European culture. She's about a 6 or 7 I guess but I'll let you be the judge.
The only problems are that she is in a foreign country and I need to do visas and shit. Also that she has a deformity with her toes called Brachymetatarsia (one toe is shorter than the others, looks gross af) and it can be inherited.
Other than that she's a decent woman, I met her IRL and really got on with her though. What do?
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>>34109224
You have a golden opportunity in front of you. Take it, man. Weird toes and all
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Race mix anon it's the only thing you can do.
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I would suck her toes
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Mommy's home!
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>>34109201
>Holding in cummies for mama
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>ywn have a mommy gf
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Just want a girl who will breastfeed me, let me call her mama and teach me how to fuck
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>decide this morning that I need nofap
>last most of the day
>slipped up about an hour ago
What the fuck just happened? It's like my brain completely stops working when I feel like jerking off, and I forget all about nofap. I know it's possible, and like everyone says, I will keep trying. I wonder how long my journey to ubermensch will take at this rate. I'm even at a friend's house, so I had to make a conscious decision to walk to the bathroom and do this.
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>>34109192
The nofap is a path to seek for ultimate wisdom. A path that isn't meant for everybody.
Sorry anon. You failed.
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>>34109192
You should only do nofap if you're having trouble having sex with women. Things like not being able to cum or losing your erection. All that other shit is complete bullshit
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>>34109228
I don't think you understand. Masturbation is a disgusting habit, practiced only by degenerate perverts. I don't simply want to quit, I need to quit.
I found out there's an Asian massage parlor place not far from where I live and now I'm sorely tempted to go. Is it worth it to finally get rid of my virginity?
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they'll probably just wank you off
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>>34109110
Don't some do sex with condoms?
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>>34109310
How much are you willing to pay OP?
Is this place rubmaps certified?
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Why are you upset? I'll chat with everyone.
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>>34109087
>Why are you upset?
Because I desperately want to be a woman, but God has cursed me with this disgusting penis.
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>>34109087
because I like dicks and my family is homophobic
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>>34109087
My face gets pins and needles all the time but I can't afford the doctor.
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>mfw you are getting cucked to the max
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I mean you could have said well it's portable but 2.5-6 hours of battery is low and i bet it's mostly going to be 6 hours on idle or some angry birds tier game.Piece of shit.
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>>34109067
Holy shit, only Nintendo can get away with these shit ideas
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>>34109163
And yet those melancholic bois will buy everything Nintendo shits this days.
>doge died
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>>34109063
Sorry to hear that. RIP Doge
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>>34109063
Sorry anon. Tell us about him/her.
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What was the breed? How fluffy we talkin'?
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who /doesntevenfitinwithrejects/ here?
In highschool I was a weirdo even among the autismal anime nerd group and I feel out of place in most /r9k/ discords and shit.
I can at least have individual friends but when it comes to groups there is no hope
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>>34109049
My freshman year I pretty much just followed around anyone who didn't tell me to fuck off.
I didn't have friends until my junior year.
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It's the opposite for me, I can easily have a presence in discord groups, but never have personal contact with anyone from there. People seem to look up to and like me, but I never get an individual friend out of it. Having 1on1 conversations with others is too scary in general. The other person would actually know that I don't have a personality.
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>>34109049
I know this feel too well OP
I was too autistic for the normies but I was too normie for the autists
stuck in the middle :(
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What is this country? What happens here? Is it yet another part of Slavistan or does it have its own identity? Is it friendly to foreign whites?
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Bump I would also like to know , its like it doesn't exist at all
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Pretty sure Veronika is from there.
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this belongs to /int/ though
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anyone that posts on /r9k/ can't pretend they're not a normie. prove me wrong faggots.
>pro tip: real /robots/ wouldn't post on something as normie as fucking 4chan
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>>34108964
let me hear your reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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4chan is my home and I will not let unwelcome squatters force me out
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>>34108983
I'll wait fucking originalio 2 seconds my cock
skeleton fags report in
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>182cm
>62kg
Whats up my skelebro?
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>tfw i have to buy asian clothes because american clothing doesn't cater to skinny short men
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Great thread skelebro
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I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of being a KHV, give me advice on how to attract girls, r9k.
>inb4 just b urself
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Buy a prostitute my man.
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>>34108862
first I'm gonna need you to post face with spoiler so we know what we're working with and help you accordingly
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>>34108862
Lift weights
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Nintendo has /v/ under control and are removing any thread against the switch my god I've never seen such hard shilling this switch console must be a real piece of shit, you can't silence us forever
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>>34108836
Bump, cause fck u Nintendo
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does the screen break like an old iphone when its dropped?
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>>34108836
Switch is going to out-perform the PS4 and Xbone
Deal with it, nerd
Better go pre-order it now before they run out and you gotta buy one off a scalper for $800.
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>Not wanting to be an alpha bear
What are you,a fucking twink?
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>>34108828
a 5'7" """bear""" just looks overcompensating
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>>34108908
So? Just do it. Itll be good for you. Or atleast try.
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>>34108828
Tell me that's not Will Ferrell's face on a gorilla's body