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>>35829143
>see a psychiatrist (it's worth it for the drugs)
>say your anxious and having panic attacks
>get benzos
>treat your depression with benzos

Glad to help

>>35829143
>>35829169
Or better yet just buy them online, I'm not sure why I didn't suggest this originally, overtired and autistic.

>go outside
>lie in the sun for hours
>go for runs
>lift
Anything to take your mind out of existential despair. But also really just go to a psychiatrist get them drugs.

>>35829123

I'll have the tendies

"Can shave mine nipples?"

GIVE ME YOUR GENITALS

komm lass uns english lernen

>needing to practice english when your native language is germanic
scrub

Because you're a Schwule.

>>35828906
many Brads told me that working out gives them confidence

>>35828906
There is one way you can tell if you're really attractive. If you had many girls around at a time and none of them or very few (like 1-2 ugliest) shown any interest than you're not attractive.
Telling if you're ugly is harder. But since you're here I'd bet yes.

>>35828998
Well ive had female attention from girls that were around 7s, maybe an 8, but I just look at myself in the mirror and feel like its all a big joke

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>>35828852
you will realize the day vidya lose all it's charm
hopefully it won't happen to you Anon

But Anon, you are supposed to start a family and spend all money on that. You _are_ looking for a wife, aren't you?

>>35828852
>"it's my only hobby"

well thats one pretty big deal to begin with

Why we should stop having penis inspection day

I was really bad at those things in high school but in college I got really good because I got to talk about stuff I actually cared about.

YO, TEACH IS TRYING TO HIDE HIS BONER!

fug a woman or kys

>fix your posture
>start lifting
>learn how to dress
>get a proper haircut
>look forward and not downward
>whenever you make eye contact with someone make sure to stare until the other person looks away in order to assert dominance

>>35828836
That walk is a sign of mental illness

she would perish without attention, i think that's what her real issue is.

These people are the absolute worst. Even their sadness is arrogance and disconnection

I'm still kind of befuddled by her implications here. Is she going to off herself in Spain or something?

>>35828759
If you care then you aren't INTP

>>35828766
>if you do X then you aren't [type]
I want this meme to end

>>35828759
ISTJ here. What in the world makes you think Sensing is better than Intuition?

>>35828766
They're called "personnality types" but they only reflect on specific cognitive functions, otherwise they mean jackshit. People are shaped by their experiences more than they are by the way their brain handles situations

>>35828700
Anything with skeletons

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>>35828700
I like the ones mocking people, for instance pic related

The Mike Pence and Ben Garrison memes are fun too

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Pic related, it's succint in its message and applications

>>35828645
no. it's meme to hell and back it should but no, confidence is usually tied to how well trial and error goes.

>>35828645
i have a 8x6 penis and no confidence so no

Related, but not directly tied.

>>35828666

First post's got it.

I used to be pretty anxious about penis size before I started having sex. I realized it literally never came into question and girls actually complimented my skills in bed and kept coming back, despite me being a total fucking geek and just doing what I thought would work.

I'm extremely confident now and have a very healthy social life, so the secret to confidence is 100% trial and error.

Break those barriers, and things will get consistently and progressively easier.

adhd is fake

a lot of mental illnesses are real

>>35828749
the general consensus among scientist is that adhd is a real disorder why do you choose to believe in other mental disorders created by the same people?

>>35828775
I think that too many people are diagnosed with ADD for it to be a real thing, prolly just a way to sell pills

She always rights her wrongs, for me

>>35828621
Transcript? At work can't watch vid

>>35828621
kek he probably thinks he is hallucinating
>>35828662
>browses 4chan at work
>browses green boards at work
ok

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>mfw Nick Drake was actually a sports Chad in high school

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>>35828739
Rip

Can a former Chad ever be a true robot?

>>35828616
>Tfw songs are about being robots/anxiety/depression/whatever else but irl they are chads who party and get laid and have fans
this bothers me. a lot of "robot music" threads feature Elliot Smith, but he was a total drugchad who had multiple girlfriends (as far back as high school) and got laid all the time. plus like 90% of his songs are about relationships or talk about love in some way.

i honestly don't know if there are any real robots in music. maybe nick drake. chopin was kind of a robot. i just don't know.

Your image reads like it was a made by a feminist attempting to redefine alpha to mean a man who serves women and never causes trouble for anyone

No thanks, go peddle your pathetic ideology elsewhere

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>>35828636
t. Angry beta male

>>35828571
Just by reading a bit of the first section you realise neither is true.
Alpha male is the guy with the big dick (literal or metaphorical). That's it