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what is the name of this kind of hair ? pls help
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original Problem Hair
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>>38182081
i call it the "dick cap"
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the alt stacy
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how do you deal with balding? I am shedding hair everywhere and I don't even have a hairline anymore but I am hideous without hair, what can I do?
also /hairlet general/
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>>38182077
You have several options. Embracing it, shaving it, concealing it, or hopping on the big 3. Those are really your only viable options
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>>38182077
isnt there shampoos with chemicals that are proven to regrow hair?
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>>38182142
I believe you're referring to nizoral or ketaconazole which can help, yes, but it is best used in conjunction with minoxidil and finasteride
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FUCKING FIX R9K ALREADY WE ARE SICK OF THIS NORMIE SHIT ON BD!!! 2017-07-06 01:36:15 Post No.38182022
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FUCKING FIX R9K ALREADY WE ARE SICK OF THIS NORMIE SHIT ON BD!!!
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the mods are all opps. why won't they listen? why won't they make /r9k/ into a blue board, solving almost all of the problems on this board?
it all comes down to two things that would completely clean the shit out of this board entirely.
1) make /r9k/ a blue board: This will significantly reduce the amount of bait threads (trap, cuck, ayo whiteboi, etc.)
2) ban all women/fembots and discussion of fembots from the board entirely. (there will be no normie blogposts such as "OMG my boyfriend chad used too much lube last night and i could hardly feel his dick!!! any tips?")
Can you fucking braindead mods listen to us for one fucking second and actually do these? It really can't be that fucking hard to add & enforce two simple rules on this board.
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>>38182022
The mods want the board and the site for that matter to get as many clicks as possible. Enacting those rules would cut down on that which is why they will never do something like that. 4chan isn't your website
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>>38182054
the site can get enough clicks with the various other boards.
Porn:
>/gif/
>/b/
>/h/
Discussion:
>/r9k/ (fucking barely)
>/fa/
>literally every other board created to discuss specific interests
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>>38182022
I think making this place a blue board would solve around half of the problems around here. Even if only SFW content was allowed, it would just increase the amount of SFW bait threads.
To clean up /r9k/, everyone would have to understand that sperging out inside of fembot threads only serves to bump it higher, and make it last longer.
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Why are Robots always so sensitive about everything? You guys take the most minor, insignificant shit and turn it into some great personal slight. Just chill the fuck out.
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HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INSULT ME
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>>38182010
>>38181984
EXACTLY. FUCK THIS SMUG SACK OF SHIT
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>tfw so fucked up I can't tell the difference between something a normal person would be upset about, and something only I would get upset about
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BLACK wombs belong to WHITE men! 2017-07-06 01:31:38 Post No.38181948
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BLACK wombs belong to WHITE men!
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>tfw a sexy ebony goddess will never bear your children
Why live?
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TBqH they should belong to asian men given those two have the hardest time dating
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>>38181968
Of course, gotta look out for our honorary aryans my dude
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>>38181948
She's not bad at all OP. Sauce?
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>be me 18
>live at home
>mom, dad, sister
>have shitty day at work
>go for a walk to clear my head
>about to go into a trail
>see my sister sitting under a tree
>she's with her male "friend"
>they're making out
>she's 13
>yell at them
>they run into the forest
>I run after them but lose them because fat
>run home and tell my parents
>they freak the fuck out
>they go looking for her
>don't find her after an hour
>we're waiting for her to come back
did i do something wrong?
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>>38181880
>letting your anger over being a virgin get in the way of your sister not being a virgin
>she could now potentially die
you did the right thing desu
one less roastie in this world
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>>38181880
Yes you're a fat retarded virgin who tried to cockblock his teenage sister
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>>3818188
Yes. You're an asshole that wanted to shit on their young love out of envy.
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERY NINJA JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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>>38181820
YO MY MUTHAFUKIN BOI NARUTO BE DABBIN'
THAT BE FUKIN LIT
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>>38181864
r u black man
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>>38181999
Nah I ain't man
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>It's willy wars time!
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B-bakana! SUGOI GENKI!
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>makes bbc threads, willie threads, boipussy threads, lewd posting thread, trap threads
>"OMFG COOOCCCK SMELLS SO GOOD ;)"
>"Fist my boipussy"
>"Give me headpats and tell me I'm a good trap"
>ahegao face.jpeg
>floods the board with lewdposting and shitty threads
>spend most of the time talking about sucking cock to the point where it's become your main hobby
Fuck off to your containment thread faggots.
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Who won last nights willy war?
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How do you think the guy that made wojak feels now?
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it would be funny if he was struggling to get by
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It would bee funny if he was considering suicide
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One freakish mess of symbols...
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>>38181781
just leaving this here so you know connieposter is a boy
remember to sage
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>>38181781
CrypticConnie
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>>38181808
If only this syntax matched mine. Maybe then you'd have a point, you clod.
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I'm going to ask for a girl's phone number tomorrow. She's nice to me and touches me a lot, like pats and playful punches and shit. Any advice from the glorious faggots who've been there for me on this unwanted ride? Pic unrelated
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>>38181711
Good luck man, you've got this. Make us proud
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should've done that sooner and we could've helped you set up a date, queer
but baby steps
any plans on how you're going to ask? good luck anon
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Got nothing that is not an obvious advice like keep your chill and not spill all the spaghettis, but good luck
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>tfw no fembot to take the breakfast to her bed
>tfw no fembot to sing my songs even when I know I have a shitty voice
>tfw no fembot to play love songs or her fav songs with my guitar
>tfw no fembot to play yiruma's songs or her favs with my piano
>tfw no fembot to cook her favourite food or whatever she wants
>tfw no fembot to hug her and make her feel like a princess
>tfw no fembot to teach her my native language
>tfw no fembot to play videogames even when i am not a good player and I have no videogames
>tfw no fembot to stay at home and watch anime or some serie/film and we both covered with a blanket
>tfw no fembot to be his best friend since I have no friends
>tfw no fembot to dedicate all my time without being sticky
>tfw no fembot to teach her what I know about the life even when Im still young
>tfw no fembot to escape somedays to a lonely and nature place and being together and peacefully with nothing to worry
>tfw no fembot to hug her and turn her happy in her bad moments and whe she's crying
>tfw no fembot to lurk 4chan/internet and laught at the memes and normies
>tfw no fembot to love without seeing her physical appearance
>tfw fembot to tell her jokes and vice versa and get so much fun
>tfw no fembot to make tickle in her gut
>tfw no gf to take walks in the park or anywhere, and protecting her and telling her verything's fine if she dislike to go outside
>tfw no fembot to take care if she has depression or some problems like that since Im totally alright with no mental issues
>tfw no fembot to say her that she's the most beautiful women in the world when she feels ugly
>tfw no fembot to put love above sex, knowing both are important in a relationship
And most important thing, TFW no fembot to see her everyday with a smile in her face knowing that she's being happy because of me and what I am doing with her.
A-any fembot here is interested??
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Hate to break it to you OP, but no girls actually want any of this.
They just want to be beaten, strangled and rough throat fucked by Chad.
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>>38181686
I'll take up the offer anon
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>>38181759
Guy in a relationship of five years here, you're full of shit
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I have a decision to make 2017-07-06 01:18:01 Post No.38181674
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I have a decision to make
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As we all know, if you don't have sex at 18 or younger then you're never going to be a normie and you'll probably die alone or have to harness the dark energy to gain endless power or something.
Next week it's my 19th birthday so I'm running out of time to carry out the ritual and become a normie. There's a technically legal brothel nearby where I can pay like 80 quid to fuck a bunch of whores.
Should I do it?
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No just kys and save the trouble
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You're a fucking retard mate.
You think paying a whore to take your virginity will change anything? You think you will somehow become confident despite you knowing she's only fucking you because you paid her?
The confidence boost you get from fucking a girl comes from the fact that a girl wanted to sleep with you without having to pay for it. If you want to fuck a whore then be my guest, but don't think it's gonna change shit.
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>>38181674
go for your life, anon
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why some sperglords get triggered and legitimely offended when they receive the advice of "just be yourself"?
don't understand the meaning?
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>>38181645
Because "being yourself" only works if you're already handsome and have a personality compatible with other human beings
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>>38181645
>just be yourself
>no, you idiot, don't actually be yourself
>no wonder you're alone, jeez
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Often times society won't accept the personality of a lolicon, furry, trap or NEET
So telling some one to just be themselves when they realize society will automatically have a hate for them is just useless advice
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>my gf
>my bf
>fembot
>connie threads
>trap
>boipucci
>you mad, whiteboi?
>BBC
>cutfags BTFO
You niggers would stop this if you learned how to use sage. It's either that, or make /r9k/ into a blue board. I'd opt for the blue board, but even that won't magically make you retards learn not to reply to obvious bait, or at least use sage.
Come to think of it, that's probably why this place hasn't been made a blue board already. There's no point in trying to clean this place up, if you autists just keep on responding to bait, regardless of whether or not its NSFW.
Remember, the only threads that stay up long are the ones that get bumped.
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>>38181507
You forgot to mentionthese digits
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>>38181507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BgnYjh05ng
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I don't think real robots post in those shitty threads, they're all normalfags in there.