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So you like this person enough to consider meeting him but not enough to buy a microphone? hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>38722823
Well we have talked through voice chat before ! we even did some lewd stuff like fapping to eachother ... but then a few months after my mic wasnt working anymore and threw it out : (

not so friendly reminder that you fags have your own board

It's worth it if you can do it. If you can successfully earn a degree in three or four years then you should. It will be quite valuable in terms of education, experience, and a future wage premium. If you're can't successfully make it through then it's going to prove to be a waste of money for you.

>>38722738
I'll give you an honest answer
First I will say this.
You are right, it is now or never. The older you get, the more disconnected and alienated you will feel. You will think to yourself how you can relate to these young 18 year olds as someone who is 25. You will also feel worse if you are a loser.

Which brings me to my next point.
If you are an anti social loser, collage will not be fun. It will be a sad, boring, depressing chore. You will see people having fun and doing all sorts of shit, while you just have your headphones, go to class and go home.

If you have an objective and degree you want to aim for, then this might be easier as you can just focus on school.

Dorming and commenting are two VERY different experiences.

Dorming is more like the meme collage experience you see on TV, as in partying and shit, while commuting will feel more like high school 2.0.

I'll stop here for now, ask me any questions.

>>38722738
No, it's not worth it, my degree means about as much as dog shit, even though it's not a /meme/ degree.

>>38722687
>My nan is addicted to hard candy

Fucking degenerate

ahahahah
the sugar substitute in candy like that is a pretty strong laxative in most people
look up sugarless gummy bear reviews on amazon

>>38722687
I feel like you wrote this with the intention of subtly trolling people by coming off as a gigantic newfag.

>>38722649
You're still young.
Lost my virginity at 20. To a pretty girl I loved. It was an awkward first time (whose isn't) but I improved rapidly. We both have pretty high sex drives so we'll meet and fuck a few times a week.

A year ago, at 19, I thought the same things you did.

Everything changed. I kissed a girl, held her hand, slept with her, heard her tell me she loves me, give me the fuck me eyes, tell me she loved how I fucked her, etc.

Just a year. I changed myself and put myself out there. You can do it too anon.

>>38722649
If you stay in that mindset it only gets worse

>19
jesus christ its like a 16 year old girl whining about not getting the new iphone

>>38722583
What a sweet girl. That was really cool of her.

>>38722583
that guy with a voice should read this

>>38722815

Are you referring to papa brendaniel?

I remember that thread from this morning and ill sat it again.

Niggers are worse than robots and half of you porch chimps dont even comprehend it.

You are a cannibalizing culture that makes sure the world loves your media but hates your race in pure potency every single day.

>>38722634
Well all blackbots know that, anon.

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>>38722545
yes we can and why are cucks saying blacks cant be robots you want us out there fucking white women
t.black nationalist

I try not to think about what I experienced in those times.

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tamagotchis, tekken, ren and stimpy. Good times

that was my childhood so I miss it and wish I could go back to being a little kid burning just nostalgic I guess

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>tfw imagining fattening her up

She was fine. Bitches need to stoooooop

>>38722501
I would. But I'm kind of chubby. I can't just stroll into hospitals looking for dates. I can't sign up for anorexic forums and employ my lecherous wiles on impressionable young women because they're all on the lookout for that shit (and I don't blame them).

Anorexic girls are still girls and therefore they won't want me.

That bitch has some fucked up ears.

>>38722477
Damn elves sneakin in shit syringes

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>>38722477
elfs are sub human

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Original 17365379

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this one is a very rare smug pepe

>>38722484
>>38722506
Good pepes, but unfortunately very common.

>>38722381
well why don't you like dogs anon?

>>38722381
They're good boys and have big dicks. I don't even need a bf.

>>38722381
>Liking dogs is degenerate
Neck yourself. You probably fuck horses and only have contempt for dogs because your neighbors golden retriever rejected your sexual advances.

>>38722372
Every single day. All I want in life is to be normal, live a normal life, not be seen by everyone as a freak or a weirdo. That's all I want.

>>38722372
Yes. It seems fulfilling.

>>38722372
No, I genuinely don't. Getting bullied as a kid sucked but at least I know what's right from wrong and don't give a shit about social norms. I'd rather hate everyone else than hate myself.

>>38722411
>>38722413
This board really has gone to the dogs.

im not gonna kms but anytime i ever post anywhere saying i never want to have kids and get sick seeing people enthusiastic to have kids because i wish i was never born. people here would just tell me to kill myself or call me an underage fag but whatever. killing yourself is easy to say but what if youre found, what if you flinch, what i you live somehow? and i dont hate life and want to die i mean i have things i enjoy but it seems like it would have been better to not exist

im probably gonna be called a fag and id never talk about it irl, but its how i feel

also op what method did ypu try and how bad was it? can you no longerbown guns or knives? did they take any from you?

I attempted suicide a little over 4 years ago. Nothing since then has really made me say "wow I am really glad I failed". I was in a very paniced state when I tried and I think that is the only real way a person can cross over the wavering mindset that keeps them from trying.

Anyway, probably not gonna off myself anytime soon, just gonna keep living a shitty life.

>>38722342
If some random ass anon post made you change your mind, you weren't planning to go through with it in the first place. Have some sympathy. Don't give some poor suicidal anon hope that you can give him anything but empty normie platitudes, just to make you feel better.

>>38722333
I know someone here has those pictures of the fat girl leaving her beta bf after getting skinny.

>>38722333
Nice trips! Triple 3, now that's a nice one :)

>>38722333
>goes from 4/10 to 7 or 8/10
>tfw qt3.14, fit, virgin gf
>then she gains more confidence
>leaves your beta ass and fucks 20 chads to make up for lost time when she was a fat cunt

>>38722328
Stick your meatwhip wherever you want , just don't try to have kids

>>38722380
Pretty much my train of thought
But I'm 95% sure she's not into family members. Especially the ones with no personality me

>>38722380
>Incest relationship with kids
>They're all fine

As long as you don't make a practice of it over multiple generations, there's no problem.