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>>37741820
yeah probably! in the mean time it's so hot seeing those hard cocks rub together

>>37741820
Yes, orofjkally

Yes. But I have this autistic thing where I want to eliminate all dangers instead of avoiding them. That will probably make me waste my entire life by the time I'm dead, but that's the way I am. I can only hope to God that I change because I can't keep going on like this.

>>37741818
It's supposed to toughen you up, git gud or GTFO

>>37741818
Tell them they're being faggot and they'll know it, it's actually incredibly easy to deal with. Online gamers don't know jack about shit

>>37741818
Are they playing Payday 2?

nah tattoos are for norms

>>37741749
tattoos are the most normie shit ever

>>37741749
They don't piss me off - I just think they're stupid.

"Look at me! Look how edgy and interesting I am!"

Whatever, dude.

>>37741724
>Best Ben & Jerry's flavor?
>Best ice cream overall?
which ever one is vegan

>>37741724
HAHAHAHAHA "without a hint of chocolate" HAHAHAHAH!!!!

>>37741724

It was in promotion at local supermarket 3.99 eurs 400g cookie dough flavour.

How much in murica?

>>37741672
Keep it up man, you're one of the good ones.

>>37741731
>Keep it up man, you're one of the good ones.
why do you say this?

His stupid threads add literally no value to this site. In fact they break the rules of this board, he is undeniably avoiding the filter.
How is he good? Because you like this anime?

>>37741803
but nothing adds value to this site anon

unless you find value in femanon and trap threads...

these threads are for fun and I am yet to be banned for them so I will continue to make them

>>37741635
Yes,but only the ones who know how to use it.

>>37741635
THAT'S A FUCKING THUMBNAIL YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE

thats a really hot image OP. Reminds me of my youth when all I had to jerk off to was those tiny little pictures in the yearbook

heh proles enjoy your scraps

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>>37741586

WHAT THE FUCK? I was hoping to see UBI in my lifetime but this is moving at Sonic the Hedgehog speed compared to what I was expecting!

Have they said anything about how much money we can expect to be given? I will need at LEAST $200 per month (after mandatory expenses like utilities, groceries, stuff like my Crunchyroll subscription, etc.) for fun video games, cool anime merchandise, and other stuff. I hope they release some more info about how this stuff will all work soon! But still, I'm happy as can be to just HEAR they're planning on UBI! This is Rainbow Dash Sonic Rainboom speed compared to what I was expecting!

*saved*
thanks for the reddit peep, unironically lit af

>>37741578
fuck off normie scum
not original somehow

>>37741578
The old days are gone.

Now you just have underage 17-year-old edgelords like this guy >>37741610

>the old days of cancerous group chats, cliques, and catfishes

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Answer can change with your state, which one are you in?
Contact your local Government Assistance branch and tell them you'd like to apply for welfare, to begin the process.
Normally they get your information over phone, and then book you a meeting with a community worker who will take you through the process of getting onto assistance.
They'll ask you about your employment and mental history, so your psych ward thing would help here, try to really show them your autism, the worse you are the better.
Focus on informing them of your unsuitability for the workforce and for job search with more reasons than "I like anime" though.
The NPA will also normally ask for a signature from a professional that shows you are too autistic for the workforce.

>mfw this would be impossible to do in my country. Dont know if im proud they dont give free money to FUCKING PARASITES, or to be jelly that i cant get it.

>>37742076
Georgia

Okay. I've never had a job, so that helps, as well. But I'm assuming I'll need to see a professional to get that signed off?

Thank you very much for the help

>>37742188
I never asked to be here. It's not my fault capitalism forces you to work or die. I'll gladly die, but I'm trying this first.

INTP here

We are the natural outcasts

>>37741480
Somebody roast INFJs.

>Do a few MBTI tests
>Get torn between ENTP and ENTJ at random

Am I genuinely a bad person? A soulless manipulator who is also good at being personable and arguing?

>>37741446
short becasue I'm a pedo like most men

>>37741446
5'6-5'10 women have the best proportions

taller girls are lanky but not to the same extent as shorter gals look stumpy. Stumpy is the worst

>>37741446
I like my girl a little bit taller

>>37741383
>reincarnation occurs, and there is life after death (Death is only just the Beginning) and an afterlife

This is something that requires a lot of evidence. So OP, proofs?

>increasing free-will

Free will is incoherent to begin with. You can't increase it. You can't decrease it. We don't even experience it--people just swallow the lie that we do.

It's meaningless. Like square circles, or something that is both invisible and pink.

There is no such thing as free will, nor can there be because it's not even a real concept.

Unicorns are more logical and realistic to believe in than free will. At least unicorns could conceivably exist. The concept of a unicorn is not incoherent, even if unicorns are not in fact real.

But free will doesn't even get that far. It isn't even a real concept.

>be me, dead
>oh wait some guy on 4chan said magic shit
>brain wakes back up despite being medically dead
ok
also citationneeed

What would you say your IQ is?

>>37741716
One-thirty-five.

Most people who say so are just socially inept.
What do you do? People who have your same interests/workpath are the first thing you should look for.

i do the same, now she's ignoring me too and
its extra awkward because now I try to get things
normal between us

Don't.

That's the nicest thing you could do for her.

She may seem confused at first but once she figures it out she'll be like, "Thanks, anon sub-human! It's very considerate of you to not violate caste law and try to socialize with me."

>>37741354
I feel like a big piece of shit for ignoring girls who actively try to be friendly towards me

I can't turn off my normie deflector in time and end up upsetting them

>>37741352
>Spanking is severely underrated. It's so much fun.

I wish someone spanked me desu

>>37741362
i made my girl cum from spanking her. i had to google it, turns out its not that rare. but its awesome. you just sit there and hurt something and it cums.

>>37741352
the way you talk is the opposite of fun. you're so fucking boring and there are so many guys better at words than you.