5:30am Feels Thread
Only the best kind
>>38097556
you are a faggot and will never accomplish anything OP
I just lost my job that required getting up at 5 so now my 5:30am feels are just being drunk from the night before
>>38097556
Fuck the east coast.
My father was the first man to cum inside me and I wasn't even 10.
that explains why you're such a fruitcup I guess
>>38097488
story plss
>>38097488
m/f/f(m)?
>ywn be a child again
>ywn be back in high school and columbine it
Truly a sad feeling
>ywn be loved by another person
>ywn have a career you enjoy
>ywn hear your child say "I love you, dad"
>ywn hold hands with a woman
>ywn be wealthy
>ywn die satisfied and without regret
>ywn collect Bionicle again
Why does my belly button smell like my asshole? I shower daily and use bodywash but the other day I just kinda touched it and sniffed because autism and it exactly like my anus.
Wtf man
>>38097373
That's a fat person problem desu senpai.
>>38097373
Well think about it this way: your asshole only smells as bad as your belly button. I'm sure not a whole lot of people can say that.
>>38097373
Maybe you should try washing your navel next time.
>2006 Party
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis. But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me. Open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
The meme with 2011 threads is that party rock was so shit, that we can listen to it and other trash songs from that era ironically. The killers are actually a solid band
>>38097361
Same will be said about LMFAO in five years.
Of all the songs to choose from
How can you lick a girl's pussy knowing that another man came inside her in the past?
>>38097270
why do vaginas look like abominations
>>38097270
Because shit is self cleaning and anything that isn't has been washed hundreds of times.
How can you suck a dick knowing it's been insides many different vaginas?
Grow up.
Yes. You know why? Because there's this stuff called soap and fucking water. They clean themselves up so we can make them dirty again. That's how it works
>Cook with garlic
>Wash hands and face twice a day if not more
>On day 3 since garlic event and my face still smells like garlic
What the fuck is this shit and how do I make it stop?
>>38097233
Cook the garlic more
>>38097233
Cooked garlic doesn't really have such a strong smell, even raw garlic doesn't make you smell for 3 days
Eat onion, you won't smell like garlic
>Found gf's facebook password
>Read daily her messages
What do I do? I feel shitty for reading her private stuff but I already prevented a fight that was gonna start because of the texts she sent to her friend.
>>38097210
reee get off my board normie
there I did it for everyone else so this shitty bait thread doesn't have to exist anymore
>>38097210
Dump that cunt if she's telling her friends shit she won't say to you. No respect, doesn't deserve a boyfriend.
dont say anything, so much power is in your hands, leave it be, keep it and harness your new found power, so few have it , sir
LOSER BINGO
go go go go
>>38097186
dfgsdfgsdfgsdfgsdf
What do i win robotos...
Bingooo hooray
>go to uni
>from day one, feels like you have the world ahead of you
>graduate uni
>feels like the whole world is behind you
>>38097176
>tfw you bought DGB
>go to uni
>it's shit
the good part was behind me after high scool
>>38097176
Lu is that u
At what age is it time to give up on women?
>>38097145
It's never too late. Eventually you'll come across someone that will want you.
>>38097145
How old were you when you were born?
A lot of posters here don't even like their own mothers.
That's not me though.
Love you mum.
Only woman I will ever respect and cherish.
16 to 25
Well, it's good bye robots.
Im getting sent to China because my parents can't bear to see me at home everyday doing nothing.
I guess we can't all choose to live our lives
>>38097091
Is getting a job really worse than getting sent to China?
>>38097091
Lmao didnt this guy die?
>>38097091
what the fuck are you going to do there?
are you that guy getting shipped off to guangzhou to "become more normal"?
>just lost 30g of weed somewhere in my house and despite 3 hours of scouring every corner I can't find it
Fuck me
>>38097006
holy fuck anon, is there a chance anyone took it?
>>38097006
kys degenerate dude weed lmao
Call the police, your friend and help helper. They have trained dogs who gladly find even best hidden cannabis. It is a free service that your taxpayers provide.
weed or no weed that is the question
I got some weed, gonna smoke it soon
>>38096933
i smoke weed
i wish i didn't
>>38096933
I don't smoke weed, but I think it should be legal.
>tfw haven't left the house in over 2 months, and so anti-social don't even have steam friends, and only play single player vidya exclusively
W-will you be my steam friend, Anon?
join a multiplayer server and find fwiends
I don't really use steam but you sound too pathetic to not offer it. I'm free if you ever wanna chat.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/2312321321312312
>>38096884
Just curious, how is it like? Are you still aware of time, i.e. do you know what day of the week it is, and do you follow a 24h schedule?