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Is it illegal to leave a brutalized, gory dead cat on someone's yard? I want to send a message

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Why is she so perfect?

Amazingly original

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I saw Donnie Darko. I have large desire to get bunny suit. Am I furry if I get bunny suit.

I dont wanna be furry. Fuck you I dont wanna be furry.

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>You just gotta be like yourself man

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>"women fuck everyone"
>haven't had sex with at least one of the 4 billion women
make up your mind cucks

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>look out the window
>see a non-white person
>day ruined

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REEEEE I HAVE FUCKING FLEAS I TOLD YOU TO NOT BRUSH OFF THE CATS FLEAS INSIDE BECAUSE WE'LL GET FLEAS AND NOW I HAVE MULTIPLE FLEAS CRAWLING UP MY LEGS WHILE I'M TRYING TO PLAY VIDYA AND YOU WON'T EVEN ACCEPT IT'S YOUR FAULT BECAUSE "it's just your room" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M ITCHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY DO YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME AND THEN WHEN I'M PROVEN RIGHT YOU WON'T EVEN ACCEPT IT OR APOLOGIZE EVEN WHEN I'M THE ONE IMPACTED BY YOUR STUPIDITY DUMB BITCH ROASTIE MOTHER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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just had to share this with you guys, every now and then it comes to mind.

>fatal car accident involving 5 teens in my city
>they are the most perfect example of normies you could imagine
>all high and drunk during the accident and speeding 3 times the limit
>hit a tree and all are dead on impact
>their thousands of normie friends showed up at the site of the crash to set up a memorial site with candles and flowers, etc
>by the end of the first night there is a large pile of flowers and teddy bears, 'you just died' greeting cards etc, SURROUNDED by a sea of alcohol cans and bottles and used drug paraphernalia)
>the scene of the accident has basically turned into a street party
>browsing 4chan later that night (/b/ i think) and come across a thread
>mfw some normie hating /b/tard has waited until they all left, gone to the memorial site and taken a wet diarrhea shit everywhere, including all over the flowers, cards, and the remains of the tree they hit and posted pics on 4chan

normies totally and utterly B T F O.

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>pirate game
>actually enjoy it
>end up putting 13 hours into it in 2 days
>a weird sense of guilt sets in because I didn't pay for the game
>these people made something that actually gave me some joy
>delete the game and my saves

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>you'll never live somewhere tropical along the ocean

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doubles and i kill myself

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i cant put my glande in this, is my girth average?

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>born on womens day

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>she hasn't accepted your friend request after an hour

g-guys?

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>be me
>23, chilling in my room playing league with some friends over the internets on saturday night
>rooming with 2 other girls (they are party animals)
>i used to like to party, but definitely not with them
>All they care about is getting black out drunk / doing coke / 'finding a man'
>anyways, they wanted to introduce me to these two dudes they brought home with them
>first dude comes along
>We'll call him Chad
>"Hey man wanna take a shot?"
>no thanks i'm good
>"C'mon take a shot!"
>say no again
>"Whatchu doing? World of Warcraft?"
>"Don't you want to meet some black chicks, we're going to the bar to meet some. Don't you like black girls?"
>I laugh it off and tell him im in the middle of a game with friends
>they all leave at 12am
>they come back at 3am
>decide to make dinner, so I go out into the kitchen and prepare to leave the house for the store
>they are in there
>"Hey come take a shot with us, c'mon man"
>"Wanna smoke a stoge? (cigarrette)"
>basically repeats shit like that over and over again
>No, I don't smoke. I don't feel like drinking
>"C'mon RYyyyannnn. Don't be lame"
>"Come smoke a stoge"
>Roomate says "i'm so sorry" as I go out the door
>Uhuh, i mutter as I leave
>go to store
>come back
>while making dinner it's just the same shit
>"Ryannnnn, whats up bro?"
>"Wanna take a shot?"
>"Wanna smoke a stoge? C'mon Ryannnn."
>They finally go into my roomates respective rooms and bang them
>It's 6 AM
>Finally peace and quiet, I can go to bed
>12 PM, Chad throws in self on my door banging on it shouting "Whoaaaaa"
>I go over to my roomates room, he is there on the bed with them
>"Hey ryan wanna take a shot?"
>"It's only sunday ryan."
>kind of just growl at him and tell them to keep it down
>they don't so I just decide to get up and shower
>Keep hearing "Ryannnn, whatchu doing mann" and stupid shit of the sort
>Get out of shower and they tell me they are leaving
>tell them goodbye (thank fucking god they are leaving)

Were they mocking me?