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What's the minimum looks requirement to get replies in online dating?

Can you post an example of what a person realistically has to look like to get a reply?

I've been trying with numerous variations of the hundreds of pics of myself I have and I've still got nothing.

I'm not even autistic. Seriously have no idea what it takes.
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>>34327748
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well just post a pic of oyurself and we'll tell you

you just have to be attractive lmfao

i'm serious

just get some decent photos etc
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If you want a fatty or gorilla looking black woman, there's not much of a minimum. 4/10+ should be able to get a reply.

The few women who are half decent looking get so many messages on these sites you literally need to be Chad tier to get a reply.
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>>34327748
5/10 if you want replies rarely but put in a lot of work to get them
6/10 if you want replies semi-often and try a bit
7/10 if you want replies often and try a bit

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>hit knee on corner of desk
>cant bend knee to far or it feels like fucking hellfire
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>>34327673
Stop having bones that are fragile as glass
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>>34327673
>u broke ur skelly
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>>34327756
i didnt break my knee...

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>it's another episode of anon follows the qt girl around the store hoping she'll notice him

Fuck I do this all the fucking time, I'm ok looking but completely retarded, so I just try to make eye contact and fucking hope for the best I guess

Tonight I walked past this girl 3-4 times and every time we stared at each other and she even smiled once, but I just briskly walked by, staring, with my resting asshole face on

Oh what the future could've held if I could've said hi or something
Is it even ok to approach girls in public?
I would probably just feel "get the fuck away from me creep" and that kills my confidence the most

share your experiences
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>>34327651
I think you could have gone for it, man. Too bad.
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>>34327651
Fug good to know I'm not alone in compulsively stalking any attractive female approximately my age in any public setting
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>>34327864
Yeah I feel pretty shitty about it, I'll probably go to that store every night for the rest of my life to try and see her again but miss her by a few minutes or a glance in the wrong direction and it will be beautiful and poetic

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Who else is /alwaysbroke/ here?
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>>34327578
no i live with my parents and work and spend literally no money so I have like 10k in my bank account
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>>34327644
what you gun do with all that money anon?
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>>34327703
car and community college

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Robots pls help me I'm so fucking depressed reeeeeEeeeeeEEEEEE

I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE BUT IM TOO PUSSY TO KILL MYSELF WHAT DO I DO THE EMPTINESS AND LONELINESS IS OVERWHELMING

IM NOT EVEN A NEET OR ANIMU OR VIDYA PLAYER EVERYTHING JUST FEELS CRAPPY ALL OF THE TIME
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>>34327572
you should probably just stop being a pussy
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>>34327572
boo hoo you think your the only person who feels like this

get out of here you emotional cunt
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Go to sleep, that's the closest experience to what being dead feels like. Nothingness.

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Mandatory abortions
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Mandatory for whom? To accomplish what?
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>>34327566

Everyone. To abort for the sake of abortion.
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>>34327602
Maybe you should think this through a bit further. Action for action's sake isn't exactly a very convincing argument. Sounds like you have nothing in fact.

>tfw you will never be an upper middle class middle school white girl during the year 2002
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not gonna lie, it was perfect
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>>34327503
:,( feell
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>>34327503
i just want to go back to a time when women weren't on their phones all the fucking time

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please help us end discrimination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEJO8t_wCUQ


no ones should have to suffer like this being grounded andput out of site

#dontaskdonttell

#please support our fight for equal representation
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#IMWITHHER
#PLANNEDPARENTHOOD
YAS SLAY
#WOKE
#YAS
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>>34327502
What the fuck is a bigender person?
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>>34327502
do I really have to memorize all these fucking made up words?

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I don't know how much longer I can go on without sticking my face into an asian girl's butt.
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>>34327498
it's been more than 2 years for me
feels bad man
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They do have beautiful butts
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>>34327647
Obviously.
>>34327588
I've never done it before (not with an asian, at least). Jelly.

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I'm sorry, robots. But your only chances of getting a girlfriend who's white and even remotely attractive is by sticking your dick in crazy. I know the rule is to never stick your dick in crazy, but quite frankly it's either that or everlasting virginity.

Now come here, and meet your new crazy girlfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Uyfmrw1Ss
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Sorry? I don't have to get a gf.
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>>34327454
"YES YOU DO!!!" - Society
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>>34327427
crazy will not produce a stable home environment for the kids.

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Robots 25 years old and over report in.

You should know the drill by now you old shits
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>Life stats
25 | Single Male | College Graduate, BA PolSci | Paralegal | $42,000/yr.

>Activities Lately
Meditating, exercising, sleeping, studying for LSAT (12 days from now), working.

>General feeling
Watchful calm, while experiencing various, seemingly more sedated emotions. Feeling like I need to keep studying and get that memo done by Monday, given I didn't do it Friday.
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>>34327295

Going to try and wake up before it gets dark today
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>>34327295
just turned 29 here
when should I start planning my exit strategy

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>"hello this is 911,what's your emergency?"
>"dad found the butt plug"
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>mom found the scat scraper
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>sister fell into the diarrhea dimension
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>dog licked the fart medium

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Is it natural for a man to have an ass this big? do women find this attractive?
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I have thought that they have for quite some time. An old gf would talk about the butts of actors in movies and her admiration of them. I have no fucking clue why women like mens' asses though.
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>>34327209
I have a big butt that I am quite self conscious about
I will be lurking this thread
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>>34327209
>do women find this attractive?
Hell yes, I love a juicy ass. I don't know why because I can't fuck it anyway.

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What if one day every phrase ever is typed here and then no one can post
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>>34327161
If it frees me from this hellhole, I can't wait.
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>>34327161
Hopefully some of you losers will finally move on with your lives at that point.
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No problem at all, we'll just have to create new words and move on.

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>To be 90% certain of a single response, a man will have to send 58 messages
>To be 99% certain of a single response, a man will have to send 114 messages

Just upgraded POF and sent out another six.

Total radio silence. I'm getting used to it.

How are you guys doing out there?
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>>34327140
Online dating is for average/ugly women to get a chance to join Chad's harem.

Unless you're Chad you need to sack up and talk to women in real life.
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>>34327225

I even tried now with my profile pic of me wearing a stethoscope and hospital scrubs to play up the doctor angle.

Dead silent.

Got 3 people that liked my profile though. They were all 170 lb+ 35 year old women. Awesome.

You're probably right. This shit's impossible.

I thought the doctor pic might give me a chance, but nope.
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Is online dating just a meme? I don't get it.

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