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>>35451233
Is those live rounds ?

>>35451267
What difference does it make desu?

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>>35451267
>Is those live rounds ?
how would I know, I don't know anything about guns

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>>35451196
Yes, let's give all these idiot africans aid so they become dependant on it and don't develop their nations on their own

>>35451196
The only thing we should be sending Africa is condoms and sterilisation clinics.

I feel like I'm losing my sanity

I keep getting angry over the slightest thing. I find myself getting drawn into extreme political ideologies and obsessing over political and social issues to the point where it's all I can think about and I feel ill just picturing a future where Britain isn't white and I have to live with non-whites. I feel bad for thinking these things but I am terrified of the future in so many ways, especially how I'll probably never retire and I've never a job and god I feel sick just typing this

I can't focus on anything and all I want to do is just curl up in bed and post here or die. My eyes droop and I look permanently tired. I have no skills and no friends. I'm constantly afraid of opening up to people in case they see how pathetic, hateful I am. Everyday at uni I sit alone and feel ill when I see couples or groups of friends laughing. Sometimes I wish I was a girl, sometimes I wish I just wasn't such a pathetically insecure, lazy, shy ugly freak

I never used to be this bad but years of loneliness have fucked up my mind and I feel ill just thinking about my past and my future. I pick at my face and I have horrible scars and spots all over my face because of how much I hate myself. I can't even trust my family any more. My sister is a SJW freak. My parents are unbearable normies. I'm a KHHV doomed to be alone for the rest of my life and I'm poor

I don't even know why the fuck I exist, I shouldn't be alive and I don't deserve to be

buying your first car?

>>35451188
damn I got sick Hitler dubs

>>35451188
that's like 4500 dollars. doesn't really make you rich.

No but it'd make a lot of normies and 90% of women (all women are normies) really pissed off

so I'd be totally up for it

>>35451162
Probably since the would then be repercussions for sex since you would have to take care of a kid

>>35451162
They'll just shit out 3 kids

>>35451052
>it's an escortbro episode

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>there will never be another Marina thread series

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>"Gosh I think I might just have a little sleep on the train home. I hope you don't mind if I start drooling on your shoulder! Today was the best day I've had in a long time Anon. I'll always remember these adventures of ours, forever!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N46Dr36Oxuw ]

>small penis
>Not muscular
>chubby
>Manlet
>dead end job
>pretty ugly with moles all over my face

It's so easy isn't it?

>>35451009
That would imply I could talk to women

>ask oneitis to the movies
>she said yeah
Yeah I don't think I would be able to pull of the first, and that the second would happen anyway.
You can't cure social anxiety by forcing awkward people to socialse. That's our problem, not the solution. I want people to advise me how to be able to humanly approach girls, not what to say to them, you normie

>>35451007
>Would it be possible to find an autistic NEET girl who would cook, clean, and give you sex/affection in exchange for free rent/food/presents?
No, she'd rather set up that kind of arrangement with Chad.

>>35451007
prob not, but i want one too

>>35451025
No most Chads wouldn't want that arrangement they'd be fucking stacys instead.

The guys who would want this are neckbeards with solid incomes but shitty social skills.

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Also am unsure how old she is

>>35450815
liek a 3 ma nigga. Those sholders maik me thunk that'z a trap doe

Bout a 3 desu. Not attractive.

>skiing
Lol snowfag

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>>35450718
>implying there's anything to do in Utah besides snow sports

>>35450685
Skiing is a beatiful hobby man. I genuenly enjoy it. Every time i go skiing with friends they ski like 2hrs a day and go home to drink and i ski on my own for like 4-6 more hours.

I met a few girls that actually loved skiing and were very good at it.

Where are you from btw?

>>35450578
(cont.)
5
>the movie starts
>none of us want to be there
>15 minutes in, my mom leaves "go to the bathroom"
>is not seen again for an hour and a half until the credits are rolling
>the rest of us had to sit through 90 minutes of CGI chipmunks singing Lady Gaga, LMFAO, and Willow Smith
>each cover song was pitched at least 4 full octaves higher than the original
>audible moans of agony emanating from the audience
>psycho's mom brought an emergency flask, could be seen drinking from it approximately every 5 minutes.

>movie's over, credits are rolling, mom comes back
>says, "Oh no! Did I miss it?" in the most smug way she possibly could
>we all [pic related] at her
>she knew exactly what she did

>mom is driving us back home
>car is silent
>mom asks, "So what was everybody's favorite part of the movie?"
>nobody responds
>psycho kid gets into an argument with his mommy
>things escalate from almost nothing, she ends up calling him a "limp-dicked little bitch"
>the incident peaks when he loses his shit and physically attacks her, wailing loudly like a toddler in a supermarket
>there's snot coming out of his nose
>had to pull over and pull them out of the car, holding them back from each other until they calmed down
>car is silent again
>mom turns on the radio
>Willow Smith - Whip My Hair
>psycho kid screetches, "TURN THAT SHIT OFF, BITCH!"
>another fight breaks out
>mom gives up and drops them off at a bus station
>discover psycho kid had left several large boogers in the space between the backseat and the door
>I had to clean it up.

>we come home frustrated and tired
>find out my cat died while we were at the movies
>I had to clean it up.

>mom checks the cellphone she accidentally left at home
>5 messages
>she remembers she had to go to work that day

>best and only friend died

That was the worst day of my life

I usually ironic posts on r9k making fun of people who dislike their mom's attempts to show them care and pull them out of their misery, but in this case your mom really did act like a fucking idiot.

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>>35450451
Rory from GATE. Specifically the Light Novel version.

Might have to tone down the battle mania thing a bit because I'd never be able to live up to it, though.

>Long black hair
>Full lips
>Large, perky tits
>Loves anime, VNs, and JRPGs
>Clingy
>Passionate and emotional
>Okay with living a slow, hermit-like life

>blonde
>blue eyed
>5'8" to 5'11"
>average weight
>A to C cups
>gets nervous in large groups but super open and talkative in smaller ones
>didn't have a great childhood so she makes up for it by acting childlike today, but can be a responsible adult when necessary
>has the voice of a young Marie Fredriksson
You guys ever heard of the band duo Roxette? I listen to a lot of roxette and make fantasies about hanging with a girl like this. Works out too because the guy in the duo is named Per and my name is Per and we kinda look alike

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>>35450118
>I'm a socialist

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>>35450137
That's all you got?

>lenin
BTFO commie

>>35450085
3-5 lately

I wish I was fucking dead

>>35450085
around 0.3

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>>35450085
0-1, average 0.75 faps a day

the best ratio would be 0.25, but addiction usually wins and i can't keep it

>>35450054
A boring loner who can only talk about uni and the shitty app he's making.

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Intelligent, busy, fairly good looking, on the career upwards spiral and financially stable.
I "waste" some time on 4chan, and in the background runs Petersons latest upload on the Big 5 in psychology, but I go back to programming later. Before you're memeing, I went out for drinks yesterday.

a verbal shitposter

Eliza is 100% undeniable factual prima fashy evidence that white women who aren't jewish are overwhelmingly spoiled histrionic mentally ill degenerates.

naturally, Aggie is the superior choice. She won't take your money for drugs and threaten to kill/cut herself if you don't let her steal that money.

Eliza:
-been to rehab and still has drug problems
-emotionally manipulative
-borderline sociopath
-willing to tarnish the reputations of others for fun
-has people helping her, but she still partakes in self-destructive behavior

Agatha:
-autistic and homeschooled, but still knows how to be polite and sociable
-lesbian, but not crazy
-generally nice person to be around
-cares about the well-being of others
-wouldn't even think of emotionally manipulating others for fun/personal gain
-Jewish, but not greedy or scheming
-willing to better herself

>>35450164

Agatha is boring. At least Eliza is fun and knows how to get drugs. Jesus, what would I even talk about with Agatha? Being along with her for 25 minutes would be torture.