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Will I actually be happy if I let random strangers fuck my ass?
help pls
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>>35373347
well, if youre unhappy specifically because you arent letting strangers fuck your ass, then go for it. Otherwise no
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>>35373347
There's three possibilities and in every scenario you end up unhappy so no.
>do it
>enjoy it
>keep doing it
>get AIDS
>do it
>hate it
>never do it again and forever feel ashamed
>do it
>hate it
>later find out you got AIDS
>never do it again
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>>35373347
You'll be the happiest girl if you let me inseminate your prostate :)
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Does any else browse/r9k/ to make them feel better. It makes me happy to think i will never be as pathetic as some of the people on here.
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Sod off ya cheeky cunt
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I browse wageslave threads for that
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>>35373324
It always makes me feel worse for some reason. I used to be like these people until I moved on. That's probably why. It drags me back into the days where everything was shit and I still come back.
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I have no mouth, and i must reee 2017-03-08 09:07:09 Post No.35373291
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I have no mouth, and i must reee
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This place is infested with blackbots, fembots, fagbots and failed normies
You all suck, i hope you get itchy dicks
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You can't fix this thread anon
4-chan is a normie meme at this point
(I've waited for someone to say I have no mouth, and i must reeeeeeee)
R9k is the degeneracy board where normies and Stacie's laugh at threads and confused normies that think they had it tough have come here for answers.
Also trap, fuck your sister,
>I have a gf
threads
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Reeee, reeeee
I must reeeeee
Internaleeeeeeeeee
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Why does she seem so happy?
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>she
orginalsnd
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>>35373285
About to be colonised
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>>35373285
She was paid to smile
>what is porn?
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How do I get a girlfriend like this /r9k/?
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that's a boy, anon. he has no tits.
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>>35373299
Why are you acting as if your statement invalidates op's question?
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>>35373283
>How do I get a girlfriend like this /r9k/?
by browsing /r9k/ of course~
>Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
>Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
>Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
>Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
>
>Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
>You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
>And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
>No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
>
>And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
>Racing around to come up behind you again
>The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
>Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
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>Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
>Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
>Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
>The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say
>
>Home, home again
>I like to be here when I can
>When I come home cold and tired
>It's good to warm my bones beside the fire
>Far away, across the field
>The tolling of the iron bell
>Calls the faithful to their knees
>To hear the softly spoken magic spell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgXozIma-Oc
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that first verse really hits home. I hope to one day create a guitar solo as good as a David Gilmour solo
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>>35373506
The guitar solo usually makes me see vivid colours and grassy landscapes whenever I listen to it. I'm not talking about drugs, just an unusual way my brain reacts to it, I suppose.
Part of the reason I wanted to post it, it has that effect on me, as well as how much I'm sure a lot of us can relate to the lyrics. Wanted to share, Pink Floyd's good shit.
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>>35373627
Synesthesia my guy
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Is apu a virgin?
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considering he has the mental capacity of a 5 year old, I'd say he is
unless you count being raped as losing virginity, because I'm sure he's been molested
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>>35373561
but he has a giant dick, surely someone took advantage of that?
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His name is help helper. I don't know why some of you guys have decided to start calling him "apu"
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>mfw she is sitting two rows in front of me
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>>35373268
Is her bra strap visible?
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>>35373268
what are her turds like? BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
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>>35373337
No, but sje is so beautiful i always get a boner when i see her in lecture
>>35373350
>>>/gif/10201700
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where is your tongue resting right now? is the whole of your tongue on the roof of your mouth or just the tip?
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In your moms cunt
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Top of mouth with mouth close nose breathing is the patrician choice
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>>35373222
the back of your tongue should be on the roof of your mouth as well
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come on roblox, show us what you got
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excited as fuck
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Uuhn
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yeeeoooo...
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How do I convince my Dad to hand over his house to me 2017-03-08 08:48:07 Post No.35373068
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How do I convince my Dad to hand over his house to me
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I'm turning 24 years old in a couple months, going to school and working full-time. My dad has been been unemployed for half of the past decade and burned through any hopes of a retirement. He also doesn't take care of himself, so he hopefully will die soon.
I've bailed him out before several times and I want to take his house off his hands. I have a lot of memories attached to the house and I don't it to be lost to the banks. It's also in a very good area with very good schools.
I'm the younger brother, but also his favorite. How do I press my claim for his house? I don't really know how to go about doing this.
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>"Dad, you've been unemployed for years, and I've been working full time. I'm going to school to further my education and work towards my career of choice. I love this house and wouldn't want to see it lost to the banks. I've shown that I'm reliable (with whatever situations you've bailed him out of). Please let me own the house. Thank you."
You literally spelled it out for yourself. Is he abusive or something? Won't listen to reason?
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>>35373124
He's a stubborn sperg, literally a pre-/r9k/ old-fag cuckold.
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>>35373153
Rip in peace, I wouldn't know how to handle that either.
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Music taste thread! Post music you like and look for people who's taste you share. Please don't be rude to people who's music you don't like.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgyZmERlzmQ
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Future funk is a really comfy genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK9YouPyEtg
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please be rude to me its my fetish
originalo
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>>35373093
It is, but why does it always have an 80s-90s anime aesthetic?
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>all those people who would laugh at me when they asked "what do you want to do when you grow up?" and I would always reply "nothing"
They never believed me.
They would always say something along the lines of "but anon, you have to do something! you have to find something that you enjoy and become someone! you can't just do nothing all day!"
Well, looks like I was right, look at me now at 25 years old, I won.
Who's laughing now?
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lol are u on disability? how do u people survive?
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>>35372975
>do something!
>become someone!
Probably the greatest normie lie ever told.
Getting a middle-class job and working until you retire/die doesn't make you "someone", you're still a cog. In 100 years, you never existed.
Think of the men who cured what were once some of the most debilitating diseases plaguing mankind. Most people don't even know their names. What hope does a replaceable part have?
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>>35373814
I am personally, people can get by if they live a meager lifestyle, their parents allow them, they have other ways to pay for stuff, a combination of these.
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>5'4"
I know I can do it, robros. How do I get a qt shor-t to settle? Just found out my "charming personality" (over-the-top charisma (fake it till you make it)) might be a turn-off as women apparently prefer dark brooding Chads. What do?
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Women are drawn to Chads, no matter what they are like.
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>>35372908
Stop dating American women and leave the US
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>>35372908
Are you attractive? I personally like short guys, but no one's getting anywhere if they are not a qt.
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Is having children in this day and age worth it?
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>>35372867
Evolution will start to favor those having one quality kid, over two or three ones which you can't afford to keep.
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>>35372867
>implying it was ever worth it
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>>35372867
If you love them, yeah.
It'd suck if you had a kid you didn't love, 'cause having a kid cost a lot of money.