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I fucking hate jehovah so much.
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you hate volcanos? Mt dew is delicious
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Why create something just to torture it? What kind of sick being is this?
Is there no justice beyond the ether?
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>>38115682
well then since you've placed yourself within the framework of that system, those rules apply to you, but, you're surely right and you'll win in the end, eh? good reasoning dinghole
unless this post just went over my head and is a reference to something i don't know

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oneechan is my mom now
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>>38115520
What happened now?
Did your dad married your sister?
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>>38115553
okay can you let me watch im living in her closet
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what did you mean by this nigger

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>decide to cook dinner in my dorm's common area one night
>In front of the TV two staceies are sitting on the couch looking bored while a Slayer (hyper-chad) plays GTA V
>Prepare my food and and force myself to go over to them
>Say hi to the Chad (he sold me acid once)
>introduce myself to the two Stacies
>They're dancers who just arrived in the dorm for a dance school
>after a bit me and Chad have them doing streches and dance moves in front of us
>Can't help but cringe at how dumb Chad is acting
>Chad makes them a super sketchy offer to do some dancing on a boat for a rich freind of his
>After a bit they say they're going upstairs
>Chad packs up his console, they go out for a smoke and I cook and eat my food
>Warn them that Chad's offer seemed super sketchy, they smile and say they know
>After their smoke they come back inside and talk to me for a bit more
>Get both of their snapchats
>Next day one of them messages me a selfie with "hey" on it
>Been talking to both of them since

I think I might be a Brad guys

I don't know this feel
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why would you assume we give a shit about your normie problems
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>>38115518
It doesn't even look like OP is having a problem what the fuck OP
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>>38115532
I'm scared I might make it

I want someone to tell me that I'm still a robot. Maybe they think I'm gay or something

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any tips for making you dick recover faster after big fap seshes?
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>>38115489

Eat more protein.
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>>38115489
Kill yourself.

I hope this is original enough.
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>>38115950
absolutely stellar post my friend

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do you like cum
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>>38115480
>do you like cum
It tastes good sometimes
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>>38115480
i have no preferences for some assortments of atoms over others
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Yeah my cum tastes pretty good. Why do you ask anyway?

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If she ghosted you, is there a reason why?
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Because i'm an ungly fat gay fat fucking faggot?
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>>38115539
No, think deeper.
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I just ghosted my ex when she thought we were getting back together.

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>live in DC
>get robbed at gunpoint multiple times
>get carjacked
>cops never find any of these bums
>cops take an hour to come and are standoffish when they arrive
Why should I live again? I feel like no one cares.
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well you could kill yourself

or you could always just LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE like holy shit just pack your bags and get the fuck out, your problem is so trivial and meaningless

shit i move cross country like once every year or two, fuck off with your crying
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>>38115462
Haha I can't I work at a family business in DC. And it's not trivial. There's crime everywhere in America.
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>>38115431
Move out of Anacostia then

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>mom and sister took my 4 year old nephew to a drag show again.
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>>38115406

Why would your mother and sister go look at guys in makeup and dresses?
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>>38115406
Just look forward to eventual societal collapse anon. These demons in human skin will get what they deserve
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>>38115477
My sister prides herself on being a fag hag and my mom is a massive conformist. Few years ago she was against gay marriage, now she's taking her grandson to see delusional faggots dance on a stage.

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getting a gf isnt that hard just shave go on tinder and be confident
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>>38115357
why do that when I can just stare at a ceiling for hours imagining myself going on adventures with my waifu?
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>>38115357
>make a tinder out of desperation
>literally swipe right on every single girl
>don't even look at the screen just swipe swipe swipe
>put my phone down for a bit
>hear a ping
>check it
>got a message from some girl
>look at it
>it's my sister
>she calls me a freak for swiping right on her
>delete my account and pretend like none of this ever happened
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>>38115506
but anon, this means she swipe right on you too
go fuck her

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Men only care about how you look.

Men don't care about who you are, what you can do, what you say, if you're loyal, if you're humble, anything.

You can have a great education, be their lifelong friend, be frugal and kind and smart, loyal, pure and they will still wish they were with a 10/10 whore/supermodel who cucks them.

Men only care about physical appearances. They don't care about your feelings and they don't care about your physical and mental health. All men want is an unrealistic 10/10 hot beautiful pure girl who never ages, does whatever fucked up shit he wants in bed, and never opens her mouth or stops being happy and perky. That's why so many of them are pedos.

They don't care if you're a good person and you're loyal and caring and trustworthy. To them "good person" is an attractive white woman with perky tits. To them "pure" is someone with a naturally beautiful face without makeup - she can be taking fifty black cocks in her spare time like our resident Eliza, but as long as she's pretty they'll regard her as "pure."

Men don't care. There is no point. If you're not cute there isn't even a point in staying thin, because men would sooner love an obeast with a pretty face, then a healthy girl with an ugly one.

Men are the most shallow, vapid, two dimensional creatures on the planet. They only see as far as physical beauty and what makes their dick stand up.

If your not qt your life is ten times harder because they will hate you for it. Enjoy never being able to leave the house because they'll abuse you and mock you for daring to enter into their peripheral vision and not be qt.

If it were up to modern men, we wouldn't have gassed the Jews. We would've gassed ugly women. Modern men are so spoiled with Internet, pornography and ironically Jewish media that they literally expect all women to be 10/10s like pic related. In fact the silly part is that most robots will reply to this post and call these girls "average" or "nothing more than an 8
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>>38115354
>Men are the most shallow, vapid, two dimensional creatures on the planet. They only see as far as physical beauty and what makes their dick stand up.

Not really.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHASASHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA
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>>38115354
you just gotta settle for the dirtbags on this website m8

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can people change...
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traumatically
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>>38115330
Depends on the situation but yes
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>>38115330
for the worse? Yes. For the better? I don't believe so. Morales can only degrade, once they've gone down it becomes impossible to reel them back up

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As a guy who's 6'4. I don't get how anybody would want somebody taller than them to be their lover?
It honestly seems creepy. Like. Most of these women want the unstable hood negro. And you don't even have the ability to do anything once he snaps at you.
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>>38115275
Given that the global average is well under six feet, including the western races, most of these girls will have to settle with a "short" man.

So if that makes you feel any better
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>6'2
I would literally kill myself if I was under 6'0 life just wouldn't be worth living
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>>38117288
Nobody cares you loser lmao.

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Any general memories of your school days, /r9k/? No topic in particular, just things you remember doing, etc.
>finish up my work
>stare directly forward and home in on nearby conversations while I wait for the bell to ring
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>>38115271

I can remember the name of every Principal and VP from every school I've attended, yet the names of my teachers fail me.
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>>38115271
>hope to see that one girl with the huge boobs in the hall between classes
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I remember all the blacks that would front me and all the times i got in fights because i had a 666 locker number. And that i wore suits everyday from the years 10-12. I still do actually.

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To the person that told Melissa that I gave them info about Elliot, I know you did it and that you dont want me to know who you are. Just to let you know, I didnt know it was info I wasn't supposed to share. So OH WELL I wont let it bother me lol. Your a jerk anyways
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>>38115269
What is this about? Who is jerk?
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>>38115269
What happened?

Originally original
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Did you know, btw, that Mumkey is going to release his documentary of ACS's materials in July or latest in mid August. It's going to be huge.

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>hdd with anime collection just died
>had to sell my back up last week to pay rent
>had to sell my pc to pawn shop the month before for rent
Is this the end?
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>>38115250
>living on my own after HS
>no money to pay my ISP
>a whole month without fucking internet

thank the lawd I had like 400 gigs of animu.
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>>38115250
t. Californian

This is what happens when your family didn't own CA property before it became a financial shitfest and not living with your parents doing CC at the nearest city or your hometown.
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>>38115280
My neighbors dont have a password on wifi. Posting from an iphone 4.

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