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WHAT IS IT? WHERE IS IT? HOW WILL IT AFFECT ME?

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>Thread asks for advice
>Give the only worthwhile answer in hopes of helping someone today
>Thread dies

Who else /harshtruth/ poster here? If these idiots insist on asking for advice without looking for real answers they should stick to shitposting, at least it would be more interesting

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My spirit animal is the Jellyfish. They are so unlike every other animal, so incredibly unique that it's hard to think that you could every really fully understand how a jellyfish works. But every jellyfish is exactly the same as the million other jellyfish. No one is really that interested in jellyfish.

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I can hold hands anytime I want. Jealous?

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I want to start a new sport. It's like boxing. Except while you fight, you have q tips sticking out of your ears.
Thoughts?

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Apply for job, bluff out my resume.
>claim to have degree
>claim to have 10 years experience

>company constantly calls me every day multiple times.
>Ignore all their calls/emails.
>they try their hardest to contact me.
>they find my linkedin and send me a message
>they even tweet me and find my alternative email.
>I say I'm interested.

>wait a week before replying to them again.
>ask to meet up for an interview. and they ask if I can come at 3 pm
>I say no. I can only come at 2 pm
>they cancel their appointment to have time for me only for me to not show up.
>I say I was busy. they ask for another interview.

>I say I'm busy all week traveling. and they ask if we can do a skype interview.
>I say sure. Then after the interview they send me forms for the background check.
>I go silent on their company and ignore them after that.

Just wasted a companies time so they know what it feels like to be a job hunter.
get FUCKED

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>hearing is extremely lopsided
>have to have my R headphone at half the volume of the L because I can't hear shit out of the left one
>go to the doctor and tell them my left ear is way quieter
>they scrape it out and do a hearing test
>they tell me my hearing is fine and there's literally nothing wrong
BUT THERE FUCKING IS I'M SO EMBARRASSED

THEY GAVE ME A LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING RETARDED AND FAKING IT, IT'S SO ANNOYING I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO

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>Anon, why don't you try to find a gf? I'm sure if you just put yourself out there you'll find a nice girl for you ;)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8_t5i04BNY
got a triple beam scale

i got clientele
i got clientele yeah
i got clientele

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What's on your mind anon?

origg

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Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurabIe for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels Iike both biology and my body have betrayed me.

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AYO WHITE BOI
DON'T LET THEM HOES GET YOU DOWN
YO BETTER THAN THEM

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Post album or track you are listening to right now and others can rate your taste

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How is the western originaldo race going to sustain itself by means of a 2.1/2.2 fertility rate, when we are part of the sample and especially now that even chads are avoiding the creation of sufficient newborns (1.4-1.8 now in the western world),? Plus all of us guis will grow to be 90 without contributing, leading to an incapable generation of 60-80 yo's , all low tiers, in a world where the average is in fact as it should be; around 25. Are we going to be doomed by our own succes?

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>tfw think wagie per hour is fucking dumb
>2 people get exact same task
>1st person does his hardest and gets it done in an hour
>2nd person slacks off and takes 2 for same thing
>2nd person gets paid twice as much