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>write three times ,When someone sips too much of ya choccy milk'
Sorry, whats this thread about again?

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>when they take ya totty tots without askin

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>>37382773
Probably choccy milk

>>37382359
It's better than hands

get the mouth of truth or whatever is its name

it is difficult to edge in these because the pleasure is more natural feeling and the urge to nut deep is primal

>>37382457
>>37382504
Both of these are true. Better than death-gripping, and edging is almost impossible because you get the basic urge to ejaculate as deep and as soon as possible. Figure out a way to go hands-free, like using pillows to hold it in place so you can thrust into it. Also, make sure to soak it in warm water for a few minutes beforehand, and always clean it thoroughly

>>37382312
Depending on where you live, land can be expensive and the land tax also can be expensive.

Otherwise I don't see why not.

>>37382312
>going through all that effort and not becoming a neet
seriously, if you're going to do this you need to go all the way

>>37382312
Make sure you live somewhere with a lower standard of living, and make sure you know how to cook most, if not all, of your food from scratch - otherwise you're gonna blow your entire budget on restaurants and take-out.

>>37382269
virgin, still schizophrenic. Some of my normie (((friends))) lost it at approximately 16 and they are mentally healthy.

>>37382269
14 desu, I'm pretty sure my mental illness is unrelated though.

>>37382269
12 desu
>>37382309
what's wrong with u

31

didn't study beforehand, guess it's okay

>>37382232
35
>how happy are you with it
Not happy, not annoyed (obviously). Even a perfect score is nothing to be proud of.

>tfw delusional standards which make me feel like shit

I got a 30 the first time, 32 the second time. I didn't really study either time

>>37382119
Describe her reaction at the moment when she knew you were watching

>>37382119
>women are so fragile they change what they wear based on whose looking on a daily basis
WEW

>>37382177
Looked at me, no big reaction, but then she adjusted herself to make sure her back was no longer facing me for the rest of the class.

Compared to everyone else around me? Yes.

Compared to the highest measurements of human ability? No.

>>37381999
Nice trips.

Also, I have an IQ of 143 but I live alone in a one-bedroom shithouse and post on imageboards all day. So I don't really see any true intellect in me.

Not really. I like to make people think I'm smart, without being upfront about it. Most of the people I know think I'm some kind of genius, but actually I do a lot of stupid shit.

>>37381855
>Bachelor of Arts
Why bother? After all of that...

give me the story of what happens after

>look at my long post about how great I am
At least I'm not a shitskin lad.

>>37381747
Only hentai is worth watching

>>37381747
usually yes, but not always desu senpai

objectivity isn't important

>>37381610
i fap to hurtcore cp

>>37381610
cuck porn breh
that and vidya

>Lots of video games
>pizza and soda
>throwing up pizza and soda
>The sweet, beautiful, sexual release that comes with cutting and burning myself

>was exempt from English final
>still failed the class

Happy I passed biology but I'll just take the class again on September

>>37381503
Not Uni, but A-Levels (Upper Sixth) which I need to get into uni. I need A*AA and am on track for ABB. Fuck me.

>>37381503
All but 2 of them. Fuck me.
>9 exams.
>1st lulled me into a false sense of security
>2nd onwards went shit.
Christ, Masters degrees are hard.

I guess nobody's here yet.

2 hours earlier than normal. You earn a gold star from me but i suppose most people doesnt bother to check this early.

spend most of my day in a meeting, was kinda slow but i got confirmation that my emplyer's gonna pay for some classes for me this fall. so that's good.

>>37382023
Usual time I jump in the threads and theres usually a few responses by now. That's fantastic news! Few dollars saved is always a good thing.

seperate but equal. that is my dream

Can I fuck you op?

just stop being a tranny you idiot

You clearly don't know how bra sizes work. You can be fat and still have an a cup, its the band size you need to watch out for: 30c will skinnier than 36a. He cup letter is just the difference between the band and the bust.

>>37381339
Okay here
>Qualifications
32A or smaller

Fat cunts need not apply.

>>>/soc/25279371
This is a girl-friend application post. Most of them are probably LARPing though.

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every post made in this thread MUST have a Wendy's image attached

>>37380963
>>37380991
you 2 are taking part in a corporate pr marketing scheme


businesses are infiltrating even niche subcultures like this, it's almost orwellian.

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>>37381023
>he doesn't want a bantz queen gf who makes tendies

You're too pathetic even for this board