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The VAST majority of women are just fucking visceral animals who only have a tiny bug brain that is only capable of constantly craving material possessions, status, and big fat dick to trigger pleasure neurons in their gaping clits, and are not capable of rational or introspective thought s
If they like a band, or have a hobby that is not basic as fuck it is because they think they are "supposed to like it", just whatever is on the TV or whatever
If you ever meet a girl who has an interesting or "unique" taste in either music or literature, it is literally just imprinting from one of her previous boyfriends
Women are not "treated" like cattle, women ARE cattle, they need to be hooked up to a machine and milked and smash their fucking heads in with hammers SASH their fucking heads in
Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.

Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.
SMASH THEIR FUCKING HEADS IN
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bump of truth
Robots NEED to read this
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>>38603375
>gaping clits

is this some kind of fantastical new fetish that i'm going to require some visual evidence of in order to believe exists?
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>>38603490
Chad's dick is girthy as well as long
Leaving clits streched WIDE open for the rest of a womans life, will never b tight again.

Also cases roasties, very very unapealing

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Why is it that intelligence is something reserved exclusively for ugly and weird people?
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you're Iiving proof that it's not
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>>38603388
dawww, anon
you fucker
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>>38603388
Everyone who is intelligent is weird and ugly. Not every ugly and weird person is intelligent. You are living proof of that.

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i'm fucking done

>be me, 22 yr old kissless handholdless etc.
>been browsing /fit/ in spare time
>decide to do something about fucking gross body
>use dad's old weights, lose 20 pounds in a month
>go to walmart to get heavier weights and actual food
>in fitness section
>9/10 with 7.5/10 friend walk by
>double-take.png
>they say something to each other and giggle
>where are their chads?
>they slowly start moving their way down the aisle towards me
>I'm sweating artillery
>hear 7.5 mumble to 9 "he's not just gonna give you his number you cunt"
>nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
>last time stacy cared about me it was a prank
>walk over to eggs
>"maybe they weren't talking about me"
>geusswho'sback.jpeg
>why can't they leave me alone
>get my eggs, almost drop the container cause sweaty spaghetti
>self-checkout cause beta
>they're here
>get receipt
>"umm excuse me?"
>don't even look, all i care about is getting away
>before i pass the doors i hear "well he doesn't know what he's missing out on!"
>go home and take hot bath
>mfw 9/10 stacy follows me through walmart
>mfw she takes all initiative
>mfw still too beta

this was yesterday
REEEEWHY
WHY AM I LIKE THIS
I DONT DESERVE THE RELEASE THE EMPTY VOID OF DEATH BRINGSREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

so anyway i have $7 and i'm just wondering if any anon has a non-normie final solution i can try thx
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true and hetero
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>>38603352
Fuck you.

Other robots would KILL to have the opportunity you had. I would kill to have the opportunity you had.
You are fucking worthless. How dare you have a chance like that and throw it all away. Unironically kill yourself you fucking piece of human garbage.
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Nice story, OP! I'm more a fan of nonfiction myself though.

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IP: 192.169.44.9:26094
Dynmap: http://192.169.44.9:8123
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/landofeels

Robot server with many impressive builds and an active community. The server is version 1.11. Come play now!
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bumping thread about landofeels
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come be comf. A new life awaits you.
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>>38603337
if you see someone named vorscetti, call him a manlet

he's a sad, sad little underage 5'9 faggot

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What would you do to your mommy's feet if you found yourself attracted to them?
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>>38603322
Cut them off and preserve them in separate jars.
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>>38603322
Run away from home. It's not worth it.
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>both my sister and mom are gross
what is like to have attractive mom or sister?

Reminder that if you judge people on their skin color and not their character you *ARE NOT* a robot.
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>>38603285
Don't tell me what to be, Chad.
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https://youtu.be/Kgjkth6BRRY
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>>38603285
>not being inclusive towards the racially intolerant
You're the robot impostor. Take your shitty reposted gifs with you, you fucking gay canadian.

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Hey /r9k/
So I'm an IV drug user and my water was cut off recently. I was really fucked up last night masturbating and I jizzed in a spoon. I don't know what I was thinking, but then I mixed dope in with the cum and injected it.
Should I see a doctor?
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>>38603208
Your life is fucked, kill yourself you drain on society
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you're still alive so that means it was a good idea
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>>38603261
>you drain on society
how
I have a job and pay taxes

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put glass in normies food
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>>38603204
I would punch you in the face soo hard if you did that.
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>>38604283
make my day normalfag
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>>38604308
Normo faggot i dare you to say it to my face

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Do you hate yourself?

Why?
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>>38603197
Yeah, I'm an ugly loser. Take me back to the mid 00s plz
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Yeah
I have a small pensis and that causes me to have no self esteem.
My self loathing is pretty transparent, everyone always says I look sad.
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because i am so timid, i am pretty good looking, fit, smart, i know for a fact that a bunch of girls are atraccted to me, but i am so timid that i can't even talk to any of them without sounding like a creep

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he has not been online in almost a year. I have sent him messages but he wont respond. What do?
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>>38603179
I haven't been on steam for like twice as long.

I just don't go on steam anymore. Probably is focused on something else
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Time to let go and focus on something else.
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>>38603179
the depressing thing about online friends is when you're still young (18-22 ish) and your friends are too, they will usually become normies either slowly or quickly and fade out of your online life never to speak to you again
.t 20 year old turboneet who went through tens of online bestbuds since 13

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I just got this from Burger King because I had a coupon for buy 1 get 1 free. Don't ever order it, its definitely the worst chicken sandwich Ive ever had for that price.
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I neve eat those anymore. Too greasy and they give me nausea. Plus they cake the mayo on like retards. Just get the crispy chicken sandwich instead.
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>>38603251

I wont order their shit again. Burger king is terrible
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>>38603166
>like the whopper jr.
>like the froot loops milkshake
>literally everything else on the menu is just off

poor fucking burger king
yesterday i drove by one at noon and there were 2 cars in the parking lot, the fucking waffle house next door was completely full

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Champ, I know you're down in the dumps about heading out to Guangzhou to be with your grandparents, but it's for your own good. Besides, at least you'll get the chance to meet new and people and live a little. When you see them at the airport, remember to greet your grandparents with a formal bow and a firm handshake.
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Your grandparents will buy you a computer after your factory shift
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>>38603163
I haven't been on r9k in months, why is this guy still relevant? lmao
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>>38603552
Because he's a real robot

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How's your day been anons'? Mine could have went a lot better.
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I'm broke all the fucking time and life can fuck off.
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>>38603141
Yeah, I didn't do much today. But it was kind of comfy that way.

How about some comfy music, robots? I'll start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK8LfZAOqKs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA-SGTmKnP0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zacUcCCOoRw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHoc4CXwiQo
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>>38603224
Well aside from your monetary issues, what else has been bothering you?
>>38603334
Thanks for the music friend!

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Daily reminder if your attention span is longer than 2 minutes you're not a robot, Also if you've ever got passing grades in school/uni you're not a robot
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>Daily reminder
Stopped reading there
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>>38603123
no you didnt, i know you read it all
thats why youre offended
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>>38603108
I completely agree if you have ever had good grades in school youre really not a robot you can learn anything us dumbfucks really have no other option except neetdom

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Aye what's up fuckers, we /drinking/. What are we sipping on tonight? Should I drink this bottle of red wine?
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Down to the last few mls of whiskey.

Is there anything you can mix with denatured alcohol to make it palpable, at least for shots? Orange juice and chili flakes mask the flavor somewhat.
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>>38603306
You're better off not even trying Anon, denatured alcohol is awful real talk
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>>38603407
Yeah, it's pretty horrid, hence the shots. Our national Alcohol Store (TM) doesn't open in another six hours.

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