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Any other robot wageslaves who are losing it here? I used to be able to ignore my normie coworkers and their constant giggles and hurtful comments but after 3 years I'm just tired of it.
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>>34748439
Welcome to why people turn to drugs.
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How have you endured that for so long? It hasn't even been three months since I got my first job and I already want to kill myself. Hearing normies in the restroom so casually laugh and make jokes about my weird asocial habits from behind the stall really does it for me. If it I didn't like programming to an autistic degree, I wouldn't even come to work anymore.
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>>34748439
Are you a hundred per cent sure they're laughing and talking about you? I have a tendency to be really paranoid and anxious, seeing plots where there are none. Don't drive yourself insane over something that may not even exist.
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The only cock your wife should ever know is your own.
The only exceptions are the cocks of your sons, but even then, they should only be known during pregnancy and birth, NEVER again afterwards.
If you don't believe this, or if this isn't true in your life, then you are a cuck.
I am not wrong.
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>>34748434
You are indeed correct.
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>>34748434
This is no longer a viable option in the western world.
>inb4 cuck
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I agree. Unfortunately thats not possible anymore, so I gave up. Even all the girls at my church are whores. I guess I'll just stick to 2D.
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Is it true? About her and the dog?
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>>34748433
Tell the story anon! We want to know
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>ywn see thee infamous marky dog tape
end it
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>>34748433
where did you got that pic?
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>tfw the skin at the corners of my mouth protrudes outwards
It looks for fucking weird i hate it
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>>34748427
What are you talking about? Can you find an example online?
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>>34748437
I literally cant find anyone else who has this, it basically looks like my mouth is sticking out from some angles.
I'm not even a chinlet or a jawlet so idk why i have this
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>>34748454
Post pic anon I want to see what you mean
I think I might have what you have but I'm not sure
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More from yesterday, since the morons came out 2017-02-09 01:44:15 Post No.34748405
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More from yesterday, since the morons came out
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Facts:
'20% of men fuck 80% of women" is a myth
>In reality, 10% of both men and women are very promiscuous and fuck each other a lot. Over 1/3rd of women have a lifetime sexual partner count of less than 3
The cock carousel and beta bux stuff is a myth
>Yes, about 10% of women are very promiscuous, and yes they complain about not being able to find a husband later in life. But, again, this is 1 in 10 women, as opposed to the 1 in 4 that only ever sleeps with their husband
Humans do not have 'alphas', 'betas' and the rest of the PUA bullshit
>The term 'alpha male' was coined only to describe the unusual behavior of some wolves in captivity for a single paper. No scientist uses it seriously in any other context. This is why no two PUAs can agree on a real definition and also why the existing definitions paint "alphas" as losers, not top dogs.
Not all women are corrupt, modernist feminists
>In poll after poll less than 25% of women even call themselves 'feminist' in any way and less than 6% call themselves 'strong feminists'. So only 1 in 17 women spout the entire 'patriarchy!' bullshit and more than 3 out of 4 *aren't* feminists at all!
Most women aren't sluts
>In addition to 1/3rd of all women having a lifetime partner count of less than 3, the average age a woman loses her virginity has been going *up* for a generation and more are waiting for marriage.
Especially today marriage is not a horrible trap
>only about 15% of first marriages end in divorce these days and inside first marriage only 4% of them have a spouse cheat - and even then, it is usually the husband who is cheating. Divorce and alimony laws are much less skewed toward women these days, too
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Ask yourself: when was the last time a PUA or shill posted any sources other than other PUA blogs?
The facts in this post, on the other hand, come from gallup, the CDC, the census, and many other places.
Enjoy, but never believe
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>>34748405
Sources:
>the Annual Report of Sexual Behavior and Selected Health for Men and Women from the Department of Vital Characteristics
>CDC
>Census Bureau Detailed Statistics on Marriage, Cohabitation, and Divorce
>Psychology Today article on 'Do alpha males actually exist?' which links to multiple reports
>Joint Ohio State/NIH/NHS analysis of infidelity and false paternity
[4chan keeps blocking direct links as spam]
[This is still 1,000% more evidence than anyone has ever given for PUA bullshit]
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I thought only americans believed in these silly theories since they believe in creationism and such
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>>34748441
More bullshit
>"Women are the sexual selectors"
This is usually written by guys that immediately follow it with
>"When I was going to school, there was one guy that practically every girl liked and pursued"
This was written yesterday by a robot, proving him wrong *and* stupid.
In reality it isn't men or women as a group that are sexual selectors, it is 'anyone with an advantage'.
Short, balding, pudgy guy who is famous?
Selector.
Gangly ugly girl with a millionaire daddy?
Selector.
Here is the thing - as pointed out in the OP and here, women do NOT make their selections solely based on looks - hypergamy is all about how a man's personality, status, wealth, and other traits can trump appearance when seeking out women.
THAT is why the lies are so dangerous! If you honestly believe 'I am only 5'9" so I can't get a hot girl' you are setting yourself up to fail for no reason. If you seriously quit because you aren't conventionally attractive you are quitting over a lie.
Sure, it is a lot easier to blame "them", but that is a cop out.
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Week ago, I and my friend neet applied for a job. We had interview last week, from what I knew there was job for 8 people.
I have much more xp in this topic and some diploma, but I am socially retarded, he got job but I did not.
FUCK THIS SHIT, IF YOU ARE RETARDED SOCIALLY THERE IS NO POINT.
YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BE NORMAL.
FUCKING AUTISM.
I have knowledge and shit but during interview I was nervous and after I left, I feel like I showed only 30% of what I really know.
fuck this this.
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Nobody buys a cheaply packaged product.
Nobody hires a guy that can't present himself.
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>>34749382
I am programmer, not salesman
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>>34749429
Seems that I will be like you soon. Too nervous, too scared to talk to people, especially the oneswhocan decide my future in some way. Don't know how to get a job. But it wasn't your first interview, was it?
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femanons, you're a few weeks into your new relationship when you find out your new bf doesn't eat ass
what do?
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Good. I don't want my ass eaten.
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>>34748415
>I don't want my ass eaten.
Kill yourself.
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>>34748388
Eat his ass, so then he'll feel he has to receprocate
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>always tired and sleepy
>obvious that I have to start being more active to stop being like this
>to tired to be more active
Get me off this ride
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gonna have to use stimulants or energy drinks to break through the initial wall.
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Its my birthday and im alone in my bedroom
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>>34748389
I need 2 cups of coffee just to get through the day normally
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>What kind of coffee can I get you, mister?
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>>34748297
Black is fine, also sit on my face.
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>>34748297
one order of please sit on my face and let out a couple of *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPSSSS*.
If you can, please make them really smelly and wet too
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>>34748297
I like my coffee like I like my womencreamyif you know what I'm saying.
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The 7/10 of the class talked to me 2017-02-09 01:27:07 Post No.34748260
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The 7/10 of the class talked to me
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-She said that she doesn't understand why I didn't go talk to her
- That I was eloquent and I speak very well
-That she was kind and that I can go speak with her
But that I was weird. ( I'am more intelligent that her and she doesn't understand the deep meaning of my jokes or sentences... )
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>>34748260
That sounds like a very strange interaction.
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>>34748260
>I'am more intelligent that her and she doesn't understand the deep meaning of my jokes or sentences.
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>>34748273
I'am 6' tall, and first of my class in a STEM major... I've already been different and more intelligent that the rest of people... Not a fedora atheist too...
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>virgin neet in early twenties
>friend drags me to a small super bowl party
>two cute girls are there
>we start playing a drinking game where you have to answer questions/do dares according to cards
>someone pulls the card "Everyone must say when the last time they had sex was."
>PANIC
what should I have done?
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Just say youre a virgin, any elaboration and your lie could slip which would be worse than just saying the truth
Also theres a fair chance one of the girls might become more attracted to you knowing how girls treat their sex count like fucking trophies, either that or pity fuck
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>>34748239
>Just say youre a virgin
kek, good one
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>>34748196
whatever you do, don't lie, the normies will detect it and catch on to the fact that you're a lowkey aspergers psychopath
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INTJ mastermind general 2017-02-09 01:15:45 Post No.34748172
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How does it feel to be mastermind, fellow INTJs?
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>>34748172
I don't feel like a mastermind at all.
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>two women
>actresses
>INTJ
yeah, no
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>>34748172
>feels good for the most part.
>The only bad part is, I feel no true connection to anyone.
> I have faith in knowing people will see my greatness one day.
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How are you spending your valentines day this year however sad or pathetic
i'm planning to do no fap for 2 days before hand and go for my fapping record
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Valentine's Day is a "holiday" literally made up by Hallmark to make normies spend money on Stacies.
Ignore it, friends. It's not real.
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>>34748135
Wojak's face should be in the tomato sauce.
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>>34748214
>Wojak
>Wojak
>Wojak
>Wojak
what is happening?
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Advice thread, taking LSD over the weekend edition
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you have any questions you want to ask, need some advice or just want to vent and get things off your chest for a bit, come post here. No such thing as a stupid question here, feel free to post whatever(:
>inb4 normie off my board reeeeeeee
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>>34748099
Come guys, don't be shy, feel free to post here(:Original post/10
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>>34748099
Just take it, you'll be fine, it's not that crazy or something you have to "prepare" for really, just take it and enjoy the ride the same way you might drink a beer. Just don't sit around watching your friends play FIFA inside like a tool.
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>>34748610
I think you might have the wrong thread m8(:
>tfw meet girl over chat
>tells me she's 15
>stay in contact, because she's the sister I never had
What do?
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>>34748032
>the sister I never had
fucking bullshit, you're gonna end up wanting to fuck this girl. ''sister i never had'' is the worst excuse i have ever heard
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>>34748032
Merry Xmas anon!
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>>34748032
probably a sting but have fun i guess