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Are you ugly? /fit/? Do you approach women? How often?

Chad DOES treat women differently though

If you treat women like friends then they'll see you as a friend and not sexually at all

>>38647332
>I don't treat women differently at all
That's the problem, men and women are different.

Yes, you should probably kill yourself. Too autistic for normalfags, too dumb for robots. Must suck.

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>>38647305
i mean i dont blame you if you couldnt get into the driving classes because i know from experience bunches of kids want to be able to drive so the classes almost fill up instantly and when i say that when i filled out an application for the class (it was online) the classes were already filled 5 minutes after it was posted online

if you have not tried to get into the class then you are lazy and its pathetic that you cant drive just because you didnt put in initiative to do apply for the class

>>38647305
nah friend its okay
I just got my learners permit the other daay and Im well into my 20s
But my advice is don't put it off do get it as soon as you can

>>38647274
>not as much as how you look

>>38647302
This is exactly the kind of autistic response I would expect from a robot

>>38647328
I'm self aware.

>>38647273
Whenever I post my face on /b/ I get told I look like a child molester.

>>38647472
>never posted my face for this exact worry that I am actually a completely vile waste of filth and I'm too afraid to know the truth

I got told that by a girl I went to school with. It'll be okay Anon.
>tfw 10 years later and it still hurts.

>>38647208
lol lrn 2 bowel movement op

>>38647208
also get assfucked less maybe

>>38647223
I can bowel movement fine, the problem is the shit and urine leaking into my scrotum from the fistulas burnt open by my immune system.

I wish I had brain cancer

>>38647144
It's overrated.

You'll make it.

ill be the token femanon who says she would be your gf if she lived near you to make you feel better

>>38647124
this is the best meme i have seen in a while, kek. if you are serious, kill yourself, male feminist
i'd love to see what world would look like without men, it would be so fucked up

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Pretty shitty bait desu, you should gas yourself.

>>38647124
Humans in general are trash

This planet would have been better off without us

>>38647054
He's not trans he just wants a section 8 to gtfo of that shithole korea

>>38647054
Yeah he was faking it.

In one of his first episodes the traveling psychologist, Sidney Freedman, offers him a section 8. Klinger refuses because he's not gay.
Just some food for thought.

>>38647048
>counting all the niggers, chinks, poos, and other third worlders in your calculation of finding a gf
They're not going to be relatable in any way. At best, you get to count like a third of the population of white countries in these kinds of calculations.

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>>38647048
So basically Crispy

>>38647097
increasing numbers of men are moving to third world countries to find a gf and to escape modern life

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>>38647031
>draw furry porn in my spare time
end ur life stupid

>>38647031
Could you share some please

>>38647031
how do u know they think you're mysterious and shit?

>>38647020
>>a blonde female pedophile could have satisfied him

What? Did he almost get molested by an older hot blonde lady?

What a piece of crappy thread. How low are Elliot haters sinking?

>>38647020
Honestly, probably.
Most major mental issues and seclusions/outcastings are simply the way they are because they weren't loved and given intimacy and thus they do not understand it, are afraid of it, or are genuinely ignorant to what to even do.

Pour hydrogen peroxide in your ear for two minutes on each side.

By the way can you post your asshole?

>>38646980
yawning, swallowing, chewing gum

>>38646980
I use earphones all the time really loud, after using them my ears pop and I feel dizzy.

>>38646862
show some proof so we know u not lyin

>>38646862
I don't get it. How would they know you have child rape videos on any of your machines at all?

>>38646862
What illegal content? Origino

used goods belong with their original owners, in the trash or repackaged and resold in dollar stores.

In the sales world we like to call them "previously owned"

>>38646893
could you please direct me to those dollar stores you speak of?

>>38646708
I listened to your song, but I'm really indifferent to music, so I can't give any useful feedback. I'm just here to collect my free (You).

>>38646744
top kek fuck you

here you go mate

>>38646708
This will be my new obscure song I micspam. 10/10