Hi fellow robots. This is my first post here so bear with me.. I just couldn't really think of a better place to share my story of how I went from a complete betabot to somewhat of a normie.
Pardon my English since it's not my first language.
>be me, 19m, 7 years ago
>I consider myself an ok looking guy
>6.5/10 on a good day
>go to high school in a small town
>it's the kind of school where everybody knows each other - not even 100 students
>actually have a couple friends, too beta to talk to girls though
>crushing on almost every girl in my class
>still too beta to talk to any of them except my equally beta m friends
>a normal day consists of dragging my ass through school and playing video games when I'm not masturbating
>one day there was a new girl in class
I have no idea why anyone would move here (my parents did and I still don't know why). It's pretty much the shittiest place ever with nothing to do and your neighbor lives 1 mile away.
>naturally I instantly developed a crush on her as well
>but there was something about her
>she wasn't quite like all the other girls in my class
>she was, I don't know how to say it, but.. so innocent, and cute
>I have to admit she's not the prettiest or best looking girl I've seen but who am I to judge
>she had redish curly hair, freckles, blue/green eyes, pale skin, 7/10
>when the teacher presented her to the class she stood there silent
>of course she got seated on the opposite side of the room as me
>as if I had a chance anyway
>the next couple weeks went by as usual
>she didn't really make any friends cause most of the girls are some total bitches
>a couple guys tried hitting on her, but in a wannabe-chad way so they rather made her into more of a recluse than sliding into her DMs
>I started to notice her more and more as the time went by
>soon she was all I thought about
>maybe it was because i felt a connection to her
>that we were somewhat similar
Running out of space, cont if wanted (not pretyped sry).
What's it like to have phimosis?
>tfw friend with phimosis lives on the other side of the country
I just want to clean his several-weeks-worth of smegma off with my tongue after sniffing it.
I hate being cut.
Okay. Seriously. HOW do I get a GF?
I don't see women as objects. I don't see women as walking vaginas. I talk to women how I would talk to as if they were my friends (male). Why is it so hard? I don't treat women differently at all.
who here can't drive. I'm 18. Is this bad?
i mean i dont blame you if you couldnt get into the driving classes because i know from experience bunches of kids want to be able to drive so the classes almost fill up instantly and when i say that when i filled out an application for the class (it was online) the classes were already filled 5 minutes after it was posted online
if you have not tried to get into the class then you are lazy and its pathetic that you cant drive just because you didnt put in initiative to do apply for the class
>heard you were talking shit
how do you respond?
My mom said I look like a school shooter, seemed baffled when I got offended, and then told my dad to turn off my wifi.
Reminder that if you don't have a SEVERE chronic illness you need to fuck off back to /soc/ with the rest of the normalfags.
And no, psych conditions don't count.
Anything you wan to say to a robot who might have brain cancer and will probably never even hold a girls hand?
>more likely to kill and rape
>more likely to cheat and abandon their own children
>more likely to have severe mental disorders
Women are superior and men are trash.
this is the best meme i have seen in a while, kek. if you are serious, kill yourself, male feminist
i'd love to see what world would look like without men, it would be so fucked up
Still think trans people don't belong in the army? Think again, Drumpfcucks
>7.5 Billion people on this planet.
>There is likely a Creepy Susie gf out there somewhere.
Guys... Is there hope for me after all? I just want a morbid gf who will love me and commit crimes against God with me.
>counting all the niggers, chinks, poos, and other third worlders in your calculation of finding a gf
They're not going to be relatable in any way. At best, you get to count like a third of the population of white countries in these kinds of calculations.
So basically Crispy
>dont tell anyone my hobbies out of fear they will laugh at me
>all grills think im mysterious and interesting
>all I do is watch anime and draw furry porn in my spare time
If only they knew
>draw furry porn in my spare time
end ur life stupid
If pedophilia were legal, could Elliot Rodger have been saved?
>his loneliness begun in his childhood
>a blonde female pedophile could have satisfied him
Most major mental issues and seclusions/outcastings are simply the way they are because they weren't loved and given intimacy and thus they do not understand it, are afraid of it, or are genuinely ignorant to what to even do.
Whats the best way to relieve eardrum pressure?
>be me, 26 year old homeless virgin
>decide to make a comeback in life and try my hardest learning to code
>pull it off at age 29.
>stay at shelters and keep my homelessness a secret.
>finally can afford to rent a place (fuck yes)
>move up the ladder and now I'm 32.
>girls started becoming into me.
>looks like the comeback is happening.
>police find my computer from 7 years ago that had illegal content on it
>raid my home and I lose my job/friends/gf (didn't even have sex yet was saving for marriage.)
>get put on a list. losing my home this week and have to go to court again soon.