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>>38257567
I drink a few cups a day. Usually at least two, but generally 4 or so.

I just started last month

Love the taste now despite hating it 27 years
No tolerance so it has a huge effect on waking me up
parents never allow it to run out

feels good man

>>38257651
I've found four is the way to go when you want to be the best person. You're way more competent and communicate like a normie and sound more intelligent. My buddies dad died of a heart attack from too much coffee tho but it hasn't stopped me. Honestly if it's my time it's my time

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I'm OK. My black member is hard, lusty, smooth and powerful. I is equally at home in a white or black man's ass.My gonads are swinging low - packed full of my black man-fat.Cucking is my pleasure.My anus is broken with many hard poundings from balck cock.It has been filled with demon black seed many times.JESUS and God are black.Even King KONG was black and his member was lusty at nearly 30 feet long erect. Even KING DONG was black.black is the best brothers!

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>>38257506
>tfw have no frens tht want to hang out with me

I've had too much to drink but I'm pretty good otherwise

you can't. your brain is fucked. the chemical imbalances are permanent and damaged you beyond repair

>>38257470
>stop being
And when the answer that you want
Is in the question that you state
Come what may

cheer your punk ass up.

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>>38257387
"Remember what I told you, Champ..."

>>38257387
I don't remember writing that!!

>>38257387
It's an online forum where I help people who are depressed and close to suicide by showing them funny pictures

I haven't seen one of these in fucking ages. Do you think anyone posting here is even old enough to remember?

>>38257381
attention whoring goes on /soc/

>>38257381
I'm doing it. For once I don't need to crop in a fuckton of pictures

>>38257292
It's the same people posting because they have nothing else in their lives.

>>38257292
Because /r9k/ has now been infested by normie, LGBT people, and trap loving scum.

>>38257398
Fags are incredibly subversive.

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>>38257273
If you're lazy just write shit in the boxes

bump while i make mine, in the most original way possible of course

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>>38257273
>Jap garage rock sounds interesting. Points for garage rock
>Twin Peaks
>Piano
>Season 3 South Park


Eh, not bad. 6.5/10

/tiredeyes/ here. I guess I'm not damaged enough yet to enter /deadeyes/ status.

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i-it's not like i want you to wake me up inside or anything

>>38257200
Lol, sort of, but not as bad as Cody.

>>38257190
dMN DUDE HOW LONG U BEEN LIFTING

>>38257190
You look good man no homo don't base your self esteem off of a jewish semi anonymous sex phone app filled with mostly fake bot accounts.

>>38257190
My autistic black (apparently the least desirable race on okcupid surveys) manlet friend has fucked multiple people of it. I expect it's much easier than r9k memesters think

>>38257128
The world will never be that good and you are only hurting yourself expecting it

>>38257128
Give it a good 60 years

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Why do you people insist on giving them huge cocks. Don't you realize just how adorable small cocks are?

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>>38257067
"We already talked about this, Chang. It's for your own good."

>>38257082
Why can't you just let me be myself dad? I don't want to do this

lol wow. well, maybe things will be better over there

>>38257031
I fap 1-2 times a week, I prefer to think about it than actually doing it

>>38257063
>You need to fap more, unless you have a gf.
Fapping reduces erectile issues in the future.

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>>38257277
>implying i'll ever get a gf
it takes up time and I don't find it that enjoyable

>>38257024
>brings buddies, weapons
>jiujitsufag dead

>>38257049
If you can get up of your chair, of course ;)

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>>38257024
>mfw the neets are militarizing

With you eyes

>>38256888
Chokers look good tho

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>tfw I see 10-12 years olds out in public dressed in short shorts and short shirts who are also wearing thot collars
>they're with their parents
Maybe its because I obliterated my sex drive with morphine and liquor but this shit just depresses me now

>>38256871
>looks more chad than i ever will
Btfo

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Step one:
>be attractive
Step two:
>doesn't fucking matter, you're attractive

Nigri is not even tha great. Have you seen her without makeup? Or her hairline

>>38256952
Ryan is only a 5/10 on a good day.