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I just graduated at 19 yesterday without a licence, a car, a plan/money for college or a job. Maybe I might be a neet for a while, although I don't think that'd work because it families poor. Who /behind/ here?
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>>37736655
>about to be senior in uni
>picked easy major (spanish) to give myself time to figure out what I want to do
>finally want to add another major but if I do I'll be staying extra
>this means I won't be eligible for my near full-ride scholarship after this year
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>>37736718
> waiting 3 years to figure out your major
Pretty bad idea man
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>>37736655
>currently 23
>had a job during highschool
>graduated with no license or plan
>moved
>quit job and became neet for 5 years
>watched all my friends do stuff with their lives
>now working a shitty part time job with no direction
I've vowed to kill myself if I don't accomplish anything by age 30
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Hey, I got a job as a life guard and have shitton of time sitting in a box and I can't use my pc. I listened to pic related and enjoyed it a lot.
Pls post your favorite podcasts.
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joe rogan
last podcast on the left
church of whats happening now
art of manliness
those conspiracy guys
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>>37736606
Nightvale is gud if you aren't triggered by casual homolove, and ignore the fan base entirely.
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>>37736764
Wow what an unoriginal faggot
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>you sit at home tugging your little winkie
>whilst she gets filled with chad's cream like a twinkie
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>>37736490
>You text her you love her and invite her to come and sit
>Chad fucks her ass and comes in her slit
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>>37736490
>you spend your weekly paycheck taking her out for a meal
>her asshole wrapped around Chad's cock, she begins to squeal
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>you're out on the clock
>she's sucking his cock
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How do normies "make a move" on girls?
Even when I'm alone with a girl, I have no idea how to escalate anything into something physical. Apparently asking to kiss someone is autistic as well, but I don't want to be a sexual offender.
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>>37736450
Body language.
Moreover, if you've been dating for longer and she won't put out it might just be time to move on.
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>comes to /r9k/
>for romantic advice
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>>37736894
This is the only place I feel comfortable posting. And besides there's so many normies here, I want to learn from them. I'm tired of being KHHV.
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Why are fembots such sluts? 2017-06-15 10:52:17 Post No.37736440
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Seriously.
>Meet a girl off of discord group from /r9k/
>She seems cool
>We get chatting, she's into all my interests and gets on well with her parents too (a rarity for fembots)
>Seems well adjusted and normal
>Few weeks later find out that she had a meet-up with a bunch of guys in a hotel in Paris where she got gangbanged
>Have cast iron proof of this
Fembots, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Why are you so sexual all the time? Are gangbangs really that fun?
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>>37736440
>Paris
Why are you surprised about a slut being a slut in the world capital of sluts?
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>>37736471
No way is Paris worse than New York. No fucking way.
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>>37736440
We don't have mich emotion so we try to force it on ourselves by benig gang raped.
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You sit there, in the dark, in your flesh suit. It's cold outside, or maybe it's too hot? Your flesh suit makes a reaction that you don't want. Why can't you leave? The flesh suit demands reproduction, to flap around on another bony, flabby, sweaty, screeching flesh suit. Why? So you can produce more fleshy things that will grow to want to leave? The breathing. The shitting. The smells. Why?
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It's just the little aches and pains about living that suck so much. It's not even the outright suffering, it's the fact that you get tired, hungry, sick. I can't even make it through a day without having to take a nap at some point.
And I'd take all of those things if I could have a body I actually wanted.
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blood is an extraterrestrial that can't live on it's own and needs a host. a flesh suit to hold the blood.
don't go letting your blood free
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>>37736406
The flesh. The flesh. It's a permanent prison. Our minds cannot transcend it. Our minds are moulded by it. We are slaves.
>Try nofap
>Now just have wet dreams every few days
What's even the point?
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>>37736350
There isn't. Nofap is all anecdotal bullshit on the internet. There has been no study that proves not masturbating does anything for you.
The kind of people who believe in nofap believe that your "manly essence" is being taken away when you masturbate and that makes you depressed and bored, and etc. and are completely ignorant of how male biology works.
Realizing nofap is unsubstantiated horseshit is the true redpill.
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>>37736350
maybe wet dreams are better than fapping?
Idk desu
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>>37736461
i was told you can get wizard powers from nofap
is that not the case?
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>tfw 28 and living with parents
Anyone else know this feel? I have a job but I only have about $7500 saved up, too risky to move out right now.
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>>37736333
no I'm 26
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>>37736333
its going to be ok anon you could still fix ur life
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>>37736333
How is it risky to move out with $7500 are you serious?
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how many problems do you have?
i'm neet
bad acne all over my bod
graying balding hair
lost a tooth (thankfully no one can see it)
skinny as a mofo
97 corolla with cel
once in a while teach music for some scratch (too nervous to play my own music)
so fucking lonely but dont let any girls close enough to find out that i'm balding (wear a cap 24/7) and can't show them my body acne, so i can't go on any dates
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I got ninety nine problems and they all bitches
Wish I was Jigga man, carefree living
But I'm not Shawn or Martin Louie
I'm the Cleveland nigga rollin' with them Brooklyn boys
You know how I be when you start livin' large
I control my own life, Charles was never in charge
No sitcom could teach Scott about the dram'
Or even explain the troubles that haunted my mom
On Christmas time, my mom Christmas grind
Got me most of what I wanted, how'd you do it mom, huh?
She copped the toys I would play with in my room by myself, why he by himself?
He got two older brothers, one hood, one good
An independent older sister got me fly when she could
But they all didn't see,
The little bit of sadness in me, Scotty
I've got some issues that nobody can see
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>>37736759
whuwhut?
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>>37736224
>Depression.
>Unemployed because I get really bad anxiety when starting a new job, or get offered a new job and end up either not accepting the job or not turning up after accepting the job.
>Premature ejaculation.
>Bit of an alcohol problem... I can go weeks without drinking but as soon as I do start drinking I don't stop for about 3 days.
>Hiatus hernia (stomach condition), resulting in me rarely ever feeling hungry at all unless I smoke weed and get the munchies.
>Insomnia (which isn't so bad at the moment).
>General feeling of giving up altogether resulting in me never doing anything to improve my life.
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Welcome to the inn, take a nap, lay around the fire place and discuss what's eating you. Food is complimentary, cooked to order, and advice is always free.
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>stuck between daydreams and reality
>can distinguish the difference but don't care that I'm essentially crazy
>real life I'm just a fattening, aging, poor loser
>in dream life I'm just somebody else and everything is happy, cute, and innocent
I understand suffering is an integral part of life but I also resist it. If I had a choice to abandon this reality I would. Even if it meant leaving everyone behind. No, I mean especially if it means leaving everyone behind.
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>>37736209
Maybe it's just the story teller in me, but a sad story has a much better payoff no matter the outcome. I understand the want to escape up your dreams, but maybe it's best to keep a dream journal and treat them more as your way to unwind every night rather than an escape.
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being a bartender is pretty comfy desu, wish I didn't have to clean glasses tho. anyways life is boring and lifeless as usual.
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Ask the biggest loser of 'em all anything
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Why do yo consider yourself to be the biggest loser?
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Lel no 1v1 me faggot I can prove I am a bigger loser
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>>37736295
Because... I am the biggest loser.
I'm a virgin and far, far to old to be a virgin
Unemployed, and still even at this age live at home
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Are you aroused by this image?
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>>37736155
yes, now gimme source
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who wouldnt be aroused by a Radiohead doujin?
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Yes, it looks like a wonderful read.
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(former) robot here who managed to kinda get a gf here. I'm not gonna give you bullshit normie "advice" but instead will go breifly through how I managed to find a gf. I will prove that I did not need to improve myself or follow any normie advice and that following it is meaningless.
>be me, 19yo south slav freshman in a US college(calm down pol, my gf's also slavic, so no germanic genes got diluted)
>HV(kissed on a dare, hugged by girls who friendzoned me)
> Rejected by 100s of girls
>Was the laughing stock in high school, girls talked constantly how cringey and retarded I was behind my back
> got 5 matches on tinder IN A YEAR, plus some bots and crossdressing faggots
> Suddenly, after staying in my room and not meeting people a qt Russian girl matches on tinder. Blue eyes, slightly chubby, natural red hair
>We start talking about traveling and politics
>She agrees to meet me in person after 2 weeks of chatting
> I manage to hold hands witha girl for the first time
>manage to kiss on the lips for the first time
>I ask her if she wants to be my gf, no beating around the bush
>she says yes
>A girl viewed me as genetically worthy for the first time
If you have specific questions, i'll try to answer them as best as i could.
During the process, I did not follow any of the normie "advices" that they peddle on robots.
>impruv yurself bro
I did not make any effort to improve my life in college. I just played vidya and browsed 4chan. I even lost my friends that I briefly met.
>work out
I tried lifting 3 times. I fucking hated it and found it very boring. I'm still to lazy to get fit
> get better clothes
Most of my clothes were worn out and torn. When I met this girl I was with average shorts, sneakers, a single color T-shirt and vest. Nothing flamboyant. The only thing that robots should keep in mind is not to go on a date with torn clothes or with stains. If a girl cares about fashion then shes above your league anyways.
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>>37736145
you got a fat chick to like you
great.
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>>37736145
If you hate lifting and find it boring you're clearly lifting wrong. Lifting pumps your brain with dopamine and other shit that makes you feel good.
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This is bad advice m8. Congrats though.
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>I ACTUALLY, LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY imagine singing a song on stage at the schools talent show and impressing that girl in the front row
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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>I actually seriously imagine myself talking to my crush and getting her Number
HhHHHAAHAH LOL I'M SO FUCKING PATHETIC
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>>37736136
Do you still imagine it 8 years after you left school? It doesn't get better form here, anon.
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>He was of above-average intelligence as a child and thus never developed a work ethic (due to lack of having to 'try') and flunked out of university/college because he couldn't handle actually having to "study" something for once in his life
Fucking dying here, lads.
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who else parentbot here?
>tfw have a 14 year old daughter
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>>37736067
we, i need proof of that anon, show us her birth certificate
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very cool new meme. how did you come up with it
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>16 month old son
He's a pretty cool little guy.