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>all these off by one dubs

Are the mods trying to silence the way of Kev?

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Why is wojak thinking about Xi Jinping?

>>36325235
I dont know, maybe I was just lucky. I just kept my head down on got on with the job and things were fine. I did have rivals but it never turned really nasty

>>36325163
1. it's 1 anon

>>36325215
Nope its 10.. two minuses make it a plus

Tardle dove

1

>>36325254
>Two minuses
how stupid are you

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No shit, trumpcucks are idiots

>>36325155
>There is no god damn way they put that on air. They seriously cant be this fucking retarded.
You're right. This is a meme.

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It's inconceivable that (((they))) broadcasted this on live television. (((They))) honestly cant be this blockheaded and ignorant.

You look gross, shoot yourself you ugly nignose

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>>36325119
Are you the brazilian kid that got "VERGEM" carved on his skull

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>>36325119
y u look so sad anon?
every time you sad remember time when you happy :33

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I can't even find a girl to have dinner with me, let alone peg me.

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pegging seems hot but I'd rather it be an actual dick that I could bring to orgasm

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I can't even get a girl to talk with me, let alone peg me

you are on the wrong board m8

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By not being you, you look like you clean the cock of any bull that fucks your gf. I mean holy shit your disgusting. Id rather jump in the Ganges river than look at your disgusting face, just buy a knife for me, and eat it

>>36325021
/fa/ is just hypebeasts , if you want to dress like chad just go to jcrew and buy as much as you can

>>36325021
How do you dress now?

>>36324855
That's a shame, but at least there's a good chance they'll get you next time.

No one cares, and you didn't do that, you white guilt milquetoast beta

>>36324855
Can you get girls to like you this way?

Because it's natural to want to fuck those kinds of boys.

>>36324840
bisphenol-A in the water supply

>>36324840
>Why do boys who look like pretty girls get /r9k/ so hard?
because they are cute boys

>giant back zit explodes while i sleep
>fuck this im getting new sheets
>get 2
>over the next week i ruin both with nosebleeds
Changing them isnt too much of a pain. the real hassle is when you get the kind that rides up in one corner every night.

>>36324934
You sure do leak a lot of fluids.

>>36324832
Almost never anymore, I live in a bug infested complete shithole, I plan on just throwing everything I own away when I move in a few months

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>>36324826
Online friends don't exist

You don't, just kill yourself now

>>36324826
>git gud
>play lots of TF2 pugs or frequent a particular server
>eventually people recognise you, and you make friends with the ones you like
>advertise that you're a degenerate weab and some of them will watch anime with you

>>36324816
Give her the dick and make sure she doesn't tell anyone

>>36324816
Get some self-control you fucking schmuck

Give it to her. If you don't, someone else will.

As I have no way of paying I would probably kill myself

>>36324726
"I will have sex with you for money. How does that sounds?"

I'd let her call the cops and embarrass herself.

it's okay if you fall asleep and never wake up
you have the world's permission to do that

Uber and food delivery apps are easy money if you have a car, or can barrow one.

I make roughly 20 bucks an hour on a good week delivering for GrubHub in chicago suburbs.

>>36324672
wear deodorant and try again

>>36324648
im skinny but im ugly anyway

>>36324648
I'm working on it, but I'll probably never be as good looking as that guy. Still, it would be nice to be fit, at least.

>>36324648
Just love seeing these kind of transformations.
Most people are more beautiful when skinny/healthy weight, not al though. Just gotta peel that shit off and see huh

go away /pol/
>tfw no black gf desu

>>36324637
>sri lankan with a thai gf

>>36324637
But that's not a white woman. Also this is a shit bait thread.