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Who is your history waifu/husbando?
Elizabeth Bathory claimed.
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>>36878244
Arturia Pendragon claimed
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>>36878244
Obligatory young Stalin.
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How do you claim a girl?
>mom found the loli bookmark
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>>36878196
Tell us about it, anon
niggerello
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>>36878196
>i only bookmark oppai loli
>mom finds it
>she just thinks i'm into busty midgets
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>uncle found the jizz jacket
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Is this one of those Jewish tricks?
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Typical Jewish trick
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TYPICAL TRICKS, SHLOMO
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>>36878176
you might say its a jewish trap
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So I'm probably getting kicked out of home because my sister and I had sex two nights ago. We used protection and both consented, but apparently my parents still think I did something wrong.
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>>36878159
Fuck your parents
Oregano
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Guess it's time to become a god tier banjo master anon
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>>36878159
How old is your sister and how old are you?
What vidya are you nerds playing tonight?
Pic related.
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dark souls 1, just started a strength no magic run
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>>36878120
For Honor, it is a fun game not very balanced though
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Right now Im not playing anything, but Im probably gonna play Paladins later once I muster up the energy
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post your hands and make assumptions
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>>36878111
The hands of a farmer
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I have arthritis, my hands are hurting as we speak
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>>36878111
You secrete oil to compensate for the gaping hole inside
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Post qt bellies here. No tfw no belly gf just pure, delicious bellies
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Lingerie belly
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Bathing suit belly
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Eternal >no belly gf that wants to lose weight with a hamplanet bf
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Just got this r9k.never played it am I going to enjoy myself?
>inb4 console pleb
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worse gameplay than skyrim, but significantly better story/worldbuilding
bretty gud.
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It's ok, better than Skyrim but not as good as Morrowind
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Bethesda trash is irredeemable enough on PC with mods, I can only imagine how boring it would be to play on a console. You'd have more fun staring at the ceiling.
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Seeing as how there are a lot of footfags on here, someone please explain your fetish to me. I can't understand how a foot is remotely interesting to look at let alone sexually attractive, so please enlighten me.
Also what age were you when you discovered your fetish?
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>>36878069
Non-footfags merely don't understand how to utilize a footpussy.
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Not a footfag, but I read somewhere that the regions of your brain that are responsible for foot sensations and sexual drive are really close to one another which causes the overlap. Not sure how true that is, but the brain is a crazy organ, so I believe it.
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>>36878069
There is not you idiot its propoganda just like traps
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> Make love, not war
> refuses to let you make love to her
What do normies mean!!
With "make war" I get to loot, murder and rape.
What does this "make love" get me when girls only want chad?
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It's a figure of speech and therefore it's not meant to be taken literally. It means "be friends and not enemies".
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What kind of euromutt nonsense is going on in that picture?
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>>36878089
But they don't want to be friends either.
>>36878140
Just some European Union propaganda.
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Never let Dubs decide...
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>>36878027
Interesting how both you and "the other person" have the same picture.
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>>36878498
anon the little picture beside the message shows that it's been read
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>>36878498
that means they read the message.
have you used Facebook?
>I'm r-ready t-to go out anon!
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>>36878014
st-st-stupid studdering whore
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>>36878033
>you can be so l-l-lewd sometimes anon!
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>>36878114
Well that's not the picture I selected :\
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>"uhhhh anon, what are you reading?? Oh cool I love to read too, Im just finishing up the Hunger games series right now"
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>bringing a book, let alone anything at all other than alcohol to a party
Why even go to a party if you're just gonna spend your time there reading?
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phenomenology is a literal manifestation of autism
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>reading old books with *gravitas* makes me smart
You're propably the kind of nigger who pretends to enjoy the classics
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Does anybody else laugh non ironically when people get mad at you? Is it healthy to do that?
>in high school
>talking to myself in the back corner of the class as usual
>Stacy sitting next to me has enough and yells "alright can you just stop talking already!"
>I start laughing hysterically
>a few chads turn around and stare at me to see what's going on
>"That's not funny!" she protests
>I start laughing harder
>I tell her what's "funny" is based on the perception of the observer and changes from person to person
>then I ask if she's just saying what she's saying because of PMS
>get a couple of days of ISS
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>>36877981
Made me kek OP. But why did you get a few days at the international space station?
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You sound like an insufferable fucktard.
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>>36877981
>OP will never grace you with his insane wisdom after you call him out for being insane
o v e r l o a d i n g o n f e e l s
Do you sometimes google yourself? I know this is pretty normie, but I was always curious if a picture of me would appear.
It does not.
Having no facebook, twitter, Instagram or anything is probably the cause for that.
Have you ever google your name? Share your story.
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my result just came up with Real Estate twats and politicians
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>>36877942
Im afraid of doing it, never had a FB either
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Just did it. Scrolled until the end of the page. No pictures of me or related to me.
Feels good man.