I am literally incapable of jacking off if there is music playing. Is this normal?
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>tfw no xj9 gf
depends on the music that is playing
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I can't jack it. Have a session. Or have sex if there is music going. It's a huge turnoff but I have a friend who can. Only have sex if music is playing sooo...two types of people.
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this is now an xj9 thread
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what if the world ended right now.
billions of people around the world doomed to an inescapable death and you're one of them, right where you are in your hometown.
how do you feel about dying right now as you are?
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That means I won't have to do the dishes or go to work tomorrow, so count me in
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>>38447524
Just thinking about this makes me happier than I've felt in years. Literally can not wait until human extinction.
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>>38447524
I can't say that I'd mind. It would be about time that mankind has met its destiny. I would just hope the afterlife isn't any worse than this
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Ok so I got a qt mechanic gf, what now? Am I still a /robot/?
>we're both into racing
>decide to race
>let's make it more interesting I say
>if I win you go on a date with me
>she agrees
>completely dust her
>I tell her she doesn't have to go if she doesn't want to
>she says she's had a slight crush on me for a while and would love to go on a date
>I ask her, will you go steady with me?
>she laughs and says yes
So, what do I do now?
Pic related.
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>>38447513
Send her memes and always make sure you know what she is doing 24/7. Girls love it when you smother them with love. Always tell her she is too good for you and say you would kill her if she ever leaves you.
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she seems alright
she was paying attention to your autism
could be good or bad
IS BAD
she thinks you're weak and will try to use it against you
don't let her fucming walk over you
good luck and grow a spine you weak pile of normie shit
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>>38447565
she was honest about it and st least told you insteas of keeping quiet and using it as leverage
>>38447552
don't do this
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*Judges you in Ghetto Spanish*
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*Prepares nail-bomb for upcoming concert*
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*allahus an akbar*
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>>38447474
haha remember when she caused those kids to get blown up
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How do you stack up, robots?
https://dmingwithcharisma.com/2011/10/dd-stats-in-simple-language/
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>>38447465
i'm a cool kid for sure
although desu that site is a bit underwhelming, in actual d&d 18/19 is like pretty fucking impressive
>Str
13
>Dex
14
>Con
12
>Int
17
>Wis
16
>Cha
5
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>>38447465
>STR 14-15
>DEX 12-13
>CON 10-11
>INT 18-21?
>WIS 14-15
I fulfill 14-15, but am spotty on 12-13. Autsim.
>CHA 8-9
Would make a good wizard, and hey, I'm over 76% of the way to being one!
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>everyone in these threads gives themselves hero-tier stats
>no one gives themselves a sub10 intelligence even though 50 percent would be 10 or less.
Happens every time one of these threads is posted on /tg/. From the first few posts I can tell that /r9k/ is no different.
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I just closed the tab in the middle of an online argument.
That'll teach them!
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>>38447458
>absolutely DESTROY some anon in an argument
>he admits to being wrong and tries to start acting friendly and submissive
>continue berating and insulting him anyways, absolutely BTFO him
No mercy you miserable, wretched, cuck. if you ever dare oppose me I will fucking end you
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>>38447458
>Say something slightly innacurate/stupid in a thread
>Hide
>Can't even remember what thread was about after a few minutes
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>>38447584
that happens to me a lot.
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lets have a drawthread, post whatever youve recently drawn or request some stuff.
haha im not very good so dont expect alot from me
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>>38447453
>draws a 8/10 cute anime pic
>haha I'm not very good
Ok anon.
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>>38447453
draw me being happy with you
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>>38447453
homemade pepe
If you could go back in time to the day you discovered 4chan, would you do something better with your life?
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>>38447395
Definitelynot, of course
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I'd like to say "go away and never come back" but at this point I've been browsing 4chan for well over a third of my life and I'm pretty scared of how different I would be without it shaping my youth.
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>>38447395
I would have fun on old 4chan all over again.
The internet was the only good thing that happened to my life.
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Why are trailer houses viewed in such a bad light when people spend way more money of tinier apartments all the time?
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>>38447386
>why are living situations optimized for the poorest rungs of society viewed in such a bad light?
I dunno OP, don't you think there might be, you know, some kind of correlation going on? Perhaps with trailer trash?
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They'll typically fall apart within 20 years and are owned predominantly by people that can't afford to buy the land they sit on. They perpetuate a lifestyle of poverty that traditional houses don't.
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>>38447413
>>38447432
Thats what i'm saying. Who says I couldn't buy the land and not be trashy while still living in a little house to save tons of money?
>tfw you don't have the exercise enjoyment gene
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I just pretend I'm training in an anime. Problem is I only got more muscle since I don't have the "eat healthy and not get depressed" gene.
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>>38447358
What city do you live in? What are the hiking options nearby? Do you have a mobile device or MP3 player?
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ride a bike fatty
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>be alt-right
>Realize all grills are left win
Time to convert to Marxism robots
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>>38447339
More like 90+% of attractive girls, but the result is the same
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>>38447339
>2017
>not being liberal
Edgy retard
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>>38447339
women are followers.
be strong, and they will follow you.
never follow a woman.
they're led mostly by their emotions and that leads them to frequently behaving selfishly and childishly.
marxism is idiotic.
if you're white, they actively discourage you to breed anyway, so it's still self-defeating.
Nice try, commie scum
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how to get a chad bf as a fembot?
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>>38447337
Isn't it funny how robots don't want Stacy but fembots want Chad?
>tfw no loser gf
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>>38447337
Chads typically only get into a relationship when it will improve his social status. If you aren't a higher social rank, he'll fuck you, but won't date you.
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Become a Stacy
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>black woman gets posted
>"hahaha shit skin, your skin is the color of shit, so ugly, ugly nigger bitch"
>indian/arab/latina gets posted
>omg your skin is so beautiful, I love dark skin, omg brown skin is so hot, delicious brown
You know what's bullshit? How come guys shit talk black women all the time, but don't say shit about arab and indian and Latinas? You say our skin looks like shit because it's brown, what about theirs?
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>>38447289
Attitude and manners mostly
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>>38447289
They don't have third-grader IQs and simian features.
Funny thing is, if OP were a dude I'd be more supportive but I guess I'm just angry at femanons for always ghosting me lolololol
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other shitskins have white features which can make them look nice but guess what
they all still act like niggers
literal fucking subhumans
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I was molested like twice 2017-07-18 04:40:41 Post No.38447252
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I was molested like twice
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I have nowhere else to say so so I will here.
>be a kid
> like 8
> block party happening, my parents and many of our other friends an neighbors were drinking and shit
>my stepdad gets high as fuck on meth again
>drove off in his truck
> parents had fought because of it
> I was feeling like shit
>sitting in neighbor's house
>other female neighbor comes in
> she was like 5'6 I think, short brown hair. Decent looking now that I think about it but this was still kind of fucked
>she sits next to me in the recliner I'm the living room
> cuddling.exe
> "Anon, I know M*** did some bad stuff tonight, my dad used to do it too and I know it's hard to power through, but don't worry"
> we pseudo hug in the chair
>she literally pushes her hand down in between her spread legs
>I shrug it off as an accident
> try to move hand
>she keeps it there
>puts her hand near my cock
>ohfuck.png
> I subconsciously know I don't want babies
>try to move back
> can't really
>her hand goes into my pants slightly
> "Anon, do you want to watch the fast and the furious"
>take it as a chance to escape
> was wrong
Cont?
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i for one am lurking but you lazy fucks aint bumping -.- gotta do what you gotta do
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Continue please anon, I'm sorry if this is hard to recall
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>>38447252
I'm sorry OP that's never okay in my opinion. You may have to live with that the rest of your life unless you try hypnosis or something. It's not easy to come to terms with. It's actually surprisingly common. There are lots of support groups out there if you're still bothered by it.
>Be me
>Be a loner out of choice
>Come off as an asshole, but i try to be good to others
>Hard headed, hard working kinda dude
>Be at work
>Fall violently ill after eating lunch
>Try to tough it out for days
>Get to the point that i'm curled up in pain vomiting while on the job
>Go to doctor
>End up doing a bunch of tests and xrays
>Turns out i have a serious gut infection and a deformation in my intestines
>Have to take a cocktail of multiple pills for 2 weeks
>Go to work the next day against my better judgement
>Everyone is blowing me up asking if i'm alright
>People are genuinely worrying about me, even people i just consider acquaintances
>Keep getting asked if i need anything repeatedly
>Mfw i haven't experienced this kind and magnitude of empathy since i was a kid
>At the same time feel awkward and uncomfortable about it, kind of alien
Do you have anyone that cares about you, /r9k/?
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>Do you have anyone that cares about you?
yes
shoutout to grandma who gets mad at me for being a neet loser, brings me a little happiness knowing someone still cares for me.
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>>38447228
Appreciate the kindness they are sending your way.
I recently befriended a christian girl at work who happens to be a 9/10. She invited me to church these past four Sundays and is very caring. It's nice to know someone is praying for me. The good Lord knows you will be in mine tonight Anon.
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>>38447228
>>Be a loner out of choice
Stopped here. Who are you kidding?