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>tfw fat but massive cock
Feels originally ok man.
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>>34703054
>tfw used to have a decent sized cock but now it's being engulfed by my fupa
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>>34703054
>TFW fetish for fat guys with big cocks
Come on, why not post it, anon? It's just us here, the thread will disappear soon enough...
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>>34703086
Here is my originally big fat cock
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>tfw accidentally ate 1000 calories over your calorie limit again
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>5 pm
>only eaten 400 calories and don't feel hungry
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>>34703011
how does even happen?
why does my mind shut down while I eat?
why don't I realize what I'm doing?
>that moment when you're going to grab another slice of pizza and you realize the box is empty
it's not fair
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>tfw you only eat 500 calories a day
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>25 yo kv
>somehow finaly get a gf
>not really that attracted to her but whatever
>madeit.jpg
>together some months now
>gets angry with me and yells at me over the smallest most retarded things
>Wants to talk to me literally every single moment of my life
>doesn't understand i sometimes want to be left alone
>always have to mention to her where i will be and what i will be doing
>always suspects me being at a party or being with other girls whenever i want to go somewhere that is not school or my house (like a library), nevermind the fact that i was a kv when i met her and heve been friendless pretty much my entire life
>discovered how boring and overrated sex really is, and have to fake it most of the time
>she also wants to do it at the most inapropriate moments, like when my parents are at home, saying no will get me a hissy fit
>All i ever wanted was a quiet simple life spend reading, learning, playing music and doing relaxing things like going to the park and having an easy going gf
>now i'm basically a slave to some succubus that sucks the soul out of me and has made my life a stressfull race (always have to be back home on time or else i have to deal with her yelling and retarded accusations)
>she still shows me love from time to time, tells me she loves me and hugs me
>for this reason i'm unable to leave her, she is the only person in my entire life to show any kind of affection towards me and i wil probably regret it if i break up with her
>tfw starting to wish i never met her
boy, having a gf sure is great anons
So this is the epitome of normie hapiness?
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>somehow finaly get a gf
>not really that attracted to her but whatever
This is where you fucked up anon. Ditch her ass or get a qt bf
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>>34703142
i'm not gonna get anyting for a long time if i ditch her
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>>34703007
Be a man and tell her to stop her bitching; I bet you she's waiting for a good scolding. That then might inspire your penis so you don't spare her the rod.
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How would I continue this? I need some help, friends.
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>>34703002
Seems to me like Japan's plan has worked. You write like a faggot.
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>>34703053
That hurts. This is only a rough draft so I don't really care atm.
Toss some ideas.
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"tl;dr, anime made me a faggit and that's why I'm going to kill myself. Sorry for wasting so much of your time with this stupid suicide note and with my worthless life in general. Also you just lost the game.
Peace out,
Anon"
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>be of negro descent
>like this song https://youtu.be/CQCm2Vv2OPA
>like so much
>cant listen to it without stomach getting heavy and tearing up and sweating a liitle
>like elvis in generall
>cant tell no one
>wear biker boots, all other blacks call them cowboy boots
>i can hide my powerlevel enough to trade ribbing
>secretly hate them for the joke
>know theyd crit me on liking elvis
No one ever told me I was an abomination of tastes.
Anomaly if neutrally instead of negatively.
I just eventually figured it out on my own.
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>>34702986
I'm a fellow negro and I like country music
I wish I could be a cowboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wRv7wxpn2w
my life is pain from the bullying I get from niggers
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>>34702986
Fellow black here. Nobody knows that my iPod is full of metal mostly heavy. Can't tell anyone cause i would be ridiculed.
God I hate cultural boundaries...
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>>34702986
black guy who almost exclusively likes classical music here, get on my level negro
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Why even try robots?
>Lose weight start feeling good about myself
>Have my sister help me with fashion and start looking normal
>Get a nice haircut
>Groom and keep proper hygiene
>talk to a girl at work she sticks around and talks to me after work every night
>laughs at all my dumb jokes likes to debate politics with me
>ask her if she wants to go on a date and get to know each other outside of work
>tells me she can't because I'm too right wing for her
>I tell her just talking to her brightens my day a little bit and I thought she was into me like that
>she laughs at me and says "wow" then leaves
This all happened last friday and people are already making jokes about me at work, calling me "bright boy" I put in my two weeks. Really guys don't try, women are cunts. I thought high school shit was over with as an adult but its not. The girl I was talking to was a 5/10 at best and overweight but she still shit on me like that.
I don't have any friends so I'm telling you guys. I'm just so tired of it all, I'm tired of being alone and I'm tired of being a failure. I hope you guys find some sort of happiness in your lives and I hope you make your way.
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>>34702953
Don't let a single cunt let you down. I wish i could say it gets better but after multiple rejections I'm not sure either. Just try making friends for one thing.
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>>34702953
Bro I was where you are at now three years ago. It's a process it doesn't happen overnight. Keep exercising, eating right, dressing well and taking care of your hygiene. Those are all essentials. Now you just need to get the social interaction down, and the only way to do that is through practice. And until you get it down, you're going to get rejected. It sucks, but that's how it is (part of why I don't go after co-workers, to avoid what you just went through). Back when I was getting started with changing my life I decided to view it as a numbers game: assuming that only one in twelve girls would respond favorably to my advances. When you view it that way, it stings less and you care less, which will actually improve how you interact. Keep practicing brah you got this
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>>34702953
I fell for the self improvement meme, got my weight down to only 230 well on my way to 200 down from over 300, and then it happened.
Start thinking maybe i can make it now that nicer clothes fit me.
I'm well aware clothes don't make the man, but i had worn raggy shit my whole life so it felt nice to buy some new clothing.
I start trying to do the whole 9 yards, dating apps, talking to people irl, and other things of that nature.
Then a girl i talked to once, and even talked too on another occasion cut off contact with nothing.
My thought process turned into every women is going to do this to me.
This whole time my social skills were what they are now non existent, i'm honestly not surprised things are this way.
Had a breakdown, and now i'm back over 300, and have been a neet for over 4 years.
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Any updates on the Robot that actually made something out of himself?
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>>34702944
nick bate is literally in prison, as you well know
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>>34702961
I meant actual post conviction updates.
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imagine the anxiety you'd carry knowing that your precious hot little girl had to share dwelling with this deranged pervert...
>I--I can only get hard while jacking it to shit... heh... this will get me off, right?!
what a dumb disgusting faggot
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>do you like my dress, anon? I wore it just for you!
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>oops! my panties seem to have fallen off, teehee!
>would you help me fix them, anon?
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>>34702857
My name isn't anon you stupid whore
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wtf i know that girl in person
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Are there any things you feel weird for buying when doing groceries?
For me, I feel awkward when buying mini salami sticks, I don't know why. I also feel very ashamed when buying toilet paper, so I do that late at night.
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>>34702792
buying condoms is always embarrassing
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>>34702798
I never buy those (kv here), but I can imagine how dreadful it must be to buy those. Do the cashiers giggle or something when you buy them?
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soap, toothbrush, toothpaste, rice, potato(any poverty food basically), bread, vegetables.
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Convince me not to masturbate
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wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls
it might damage ur testies if u dont
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>>34702656
If you masterbate youll have no energy to kill youreself later anon
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>>34702656
once a day keeps the cancer away
ohhhhh NOT masturbate
im sorry
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Anyone else currently pooping?
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>>34702606
Nope, haven't pooped in a few days so I might poop tomorrow.
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>>34702606
Yeah, I only go on 4chan while shitting.
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>>34702606
Actually yes
This was weird
Grooble McFuckyou
i don't understand dank memes 2017-02-07 03:15:04 Post No.34702527
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i don't understand dank memes
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Can someone please explain dank memes? whatever happened to just memes?
why is the internet so full of faggotry these days (since like 3 years back)? why are there so many ghetto people online nowadays?
I haven't been a regular on 4chan for several years now so bear with me.
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>>34702527
smartphones let in droves of people that still don't quite understand the beauty of the internet
it's easy to tell apart the people who grew up on computers from the phone fuckers
fucking hell
fuck you, Apple
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The internet has been like this since the 90's and it shifted away from an academic userbase.
also
>implying you're not a ghetto person
r9k isnt the choice spot for rich sophisticated people
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>>34702680
i'm not rich and sophisticated
but i know how to type proper sentences
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>join a new discord
>"for robots"
>girls with mod positions
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>Join a discord
>Flooded with questions on whether I'm a trap
>"P-Please post cock a-anon!"
>mfw
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>>34702523
>joins a discord
>doesn't expect it to be run by non-robots
It's almost like you're retarded and have no idea what makes someone a robot.
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>joining a discord
>ever
You knowingly went to a place that has names attached to your words, with the inevitability of a hierarchy forming as a result. On top of that, it's a "robot" discord, meaning anyone pretending to be a girl will automatically have a hundred """""robots""""" acting thirsty around them constantly.
What exactly did you expect
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>mfw 19yo homeschooled Christian boy
>Mfw watching America becoming increasingly degenerate and gay
>Mfw I myself am a porn watching degenerate
>Mfw I want a smart maternal gf who can cook
>Modern culture increasingly discourages this
>Mfw I joined a electrician's trade school
>IBEW 480
>Drives 97 mi to work everyday
>Never goes out or talks to women
>My journeyman tells me about all the "good Christian girls" he fucked in high school
>Mfw I realize more and more everyday how degenerate everything is
>I'm a cartoon watching, book reading, game playing nerd
>Mfw I'm giving up on ever having maternal gf
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Dont tell everyone on the internet what chapter you're in, you know how easy it would be to dox you?
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>>34702513
>Mfw I'm giving up on ever having maternal gf
You can't give up on something you never tried.
Stop being a faggot and go talk to women.
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>>34702596
Eh, *shrugs* I'm poor as fuck so...
Anonymous
Wanna make Private Millitary Company! Wat do? :v 2017-02-07 03:13:00 Post No.34702508
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Wanna make Private Millitary Company! Wat do? :v
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I'm wondering about creating my own millitary company and I wanna here your thoughts and get some tips.
Like where do you recommend building mother base and who and how I should hire people.
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>>34702508
I keep my forward operating base under the kitchen table for ease access to chicken tenders
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This is like one of my top power fantasies. Can you hire me?
>zero military experience
>zero weapons experience
>skinnyfat
>manlet
>cant drive
>cant swim
>fear heights
>would panic and cry in combat situations
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>>34702609
What would you even do? Mop floors?