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>>38863841

i dont know i actually want tips
how do i look like i like dicks maybe but without rocking that flamer look

>>38864712
paint your nails, pink shirts, lots of jewelry, some really subtle lipgloss. too many of these at once pushes it into flamer territory but just a couple are very cute.

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>>38864712
You open wide is how

I don't, but I have them as well, so that's probably why.

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>>38863821
Show us your real body and we'll decide whether it's disgusting or not.

I thought her knees had nipples for a sec

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Open up wide for your milkies, anon

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>>38863838
NO u dum bich

I want mommy milk, MOMMY MILK!

>>38863932
That is Mommy Milk, though.

>>38863762
>I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!! I WANT A BF!!!
Fag

>>38863762
Post selfie with timestamp or fuck off attention whore faggot

Find one on /lgbt/.

C'mom anon. Just take the prison gay pill. Not like your ever escaping this prison, so might as well enjoy the boipucci.

>>38863785
not OP... but I know that feeling; guys constantly coming on to me. Nothing from women.

Starting to feel like I should get in on the gay fad if I hope to have any "fun" this lifetime.

>>38863726
HAHAHAHAHA

FAGGOT
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OP, could you calm the fuckk down? I'm not bothering anybody fucface

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>>38863714
Today is another excellent day my newfriend.

I'm a big guy, a big guy FOR YOU. Everyday I wake up and I realize just how BIG I am, it's incredible. Hopefully I die soon

the perfect robot job is actually being a drone

the perfect robot is actually a job

>>38863718
And getting a job requires a firm handshake.

What's that? I can't hear you! Speak up!

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>>38863661
>fatceps
>a small belly
but
>giant tits
>those curves
>that waist
I'm having an argument with my penis and it's giving some hard evidence.

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MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLKKYYYYYY

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>>38863645
because it takes work. making connections, getting laid, and finding success are difficult things that take energy. youre probably lazy and more content staying home getting high on weekends than putting in the effort to achieve something.

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>>38863645
I too partake in LSD and have been graced with its life lessons

weed isn't the answer it'sjust a diversion. put that 10 bucks you spend ever 1 to 2 days on weed and alcohol in a savings account or bonds or something (kinda hard when you work a shit job though)

>>38863645
Godamnit dont fucking sell drugs, I went down that path, I became the plug, I flipped a fucking brick.

It's not worth it unless your born into an organized crime family (mafia or the cartels etc), if you want money start a business.

you must eat the cum

>>38863579
>condom
Pathetic.

Anyway we don't change the sheets right after. After I pump her full she has to go to the bathroom to clean up but a shower isn't necessary.

>>38863579
>Do you tie off the condom and dispose it with foodstuffs?
Yes. Never the toilet. I had to learn that the hard way.

>>38863526
let me ruin this for you

>>38863526
fag wdubwouibw

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... looking like this and having hair?

>>38863396
Who is sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Still not oregano

I want to believe that pic is related

>>38863396
I dont dumb this. I grew up with an overbearing older sister and the thought of incest makes me throw up in my mouth. So the opposite of my situation would have the fetish

>>38863377
We are bounded by nature's laws and events

>>38863377
It is, but that's only if you have a plan and are actively working towards your goals everyday. If you stop even for a second, someone else will take your place.

If you have a strong will though, you can bend the world to your whims, no joke. Not to the extent that you would think, it's not like you have superpowers, but it's a noticeable change. Extroversion helps quite a bit.

>>38863431
>>>virtual existance

Whowa my dude!

True VR would be every robot's dream.
VR so real you couldn't tell

He is meme music like death grips and linkin park,faggot. Get better hip hop taste.

>>38863276
xxx makes music for angsty suburban white normies.

>>38863276
>listening to music
>not just listening to the silence of being alone daily
If anything the sound of nothing entertains me the most, I can think better this way and I implore most robots to sit in a room with no noise for a few hours at least.

>>38863203
Well, at least you excel at something. There's always that.

>>38863246
thanks for making me look at the bright side, brother.

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>frogposter of frogposters