>talking with colleagues
>conversation turns to sex
>c'mon anon, your bed is huge, i would be having sex on this shit all the time
Anybody elss not have any legitimate interests or hobbies? I don't enjoy video games or tv anymore, I don't what to do.
As in I just don't have a "thing."
Like it kills me when I hear people, "oh yeah I know Mike, the dirtbike guy yeah" or even just "Tom? Yeah he's a cool ass dude"
No one will ever say that about me
>Became an atheist when I was 13
>Feel edgy, intelligent, and cool for only comprising 3% of the US population
>Never thought about it that way until I saw that statistic
I'm a part of the master race. I was brought up in a Christian household, and I saw through the tarot cards and mysticism.
How'd you become an atheist, dear friend?
I became one after having a existential crisis and looking into all sorts of religious/afterlife shit and came out not giving a shit about any of it.
>just got back from the all-you-can-eat
>thought I was doing well
>weighed myself after a month
>go down to the local 24 hour diner
>get their late night all you can eat pancakes
>eat them alone
>went home and cried
>was doing well today
>ruined it all with 2nd dinner
Food is just so goddamn good and comfy. I don't want to be fat and I hate myself, but deep down I want to eat until I die
Do ever dream about being a little girl being manhandled by big strong men?
Every single day of my life.
I wish to be the little girl.
I got an email today that a rostie coworker "attempted suicide". Just a reminder that their life is usually shit after 35.
Thanks to the internet, a lot more men today are waking up to the marriage scam. Women approaching the wall are going to have an increasingly harder time to snag beta providers in the coming years, expect this problem to explode within the decade. Cat ownership will go through the roof, invest accordingly
Who here /acne/
>still get whiteheads often
>mostly left with scars
>confidence and self-esteem is well below zero
I'm eating a bit healthier and exercising maybe it'll get better soon
pic is not me
Anon, it's freakin' summer, why are you staying in your room all day?
This summer and for the next two semesters, I will be living with 3 college girls. Our off campus housing is a 4 bedroom place and I will have my own separate bedroom and bathroom.
What should I expect when living with these female succubuses ? I signed a 1 year lease with them and I am hoping that they will introduce me to all their female friends and I can finally get a GF or become less fucking awkward at interacting with females. I'm kind of surprised that they approved me.
Help a bro that will be behind enemy lines
1) all 3 girls are really attractive. the type that are out of my fucking league and not even worth trying for
2) what should I expect?
3) are there things that I should never do?
>pic not related but one of my future roommates looks like the girl on the left
Weekend ballbusting thread (wife isnt available)
so follow up for those that dont know.
>grew up with a ballbusting fetish, have always had it.
>met my wife when she was 13 and i was 15
>she was the first girl i was open and honest about my ballbusting fetish with and we have done it daily since for 8 years.
and the plums still work well. after so many years of this kind of play im still fertile. there has been no long term damages to the boys
surprisingly slow and quiet for a saturday night, peopl must be out really enjoying their long weekend
No girl will ever love you.
No girl will ever have sex with you.
You'll never cuddle with a girl and watch anime together.
How do you deal with this fact?
Anything other than this response ends in suicide.
I've learned to dropped out the negative voices telling me I won't be happy, what do they know?
They've never gone this route.
How do you feel about pubic hair?
Keep it neat and tidy. Uncontrolled bush is horrifying.
Don't trim it into stupid patterns like that retarded landing strip, though. That's just dumb.
Also, don't try to use it to conceal roast. Just give up and become a cat lady.
slanty eyed dork here
how do i attract a wholesome white girl to marry?
i'm tired of asian girls. they're all superficial
Hey fembots I'm just about to achieve release, can you please post a picture of your breasts? Thanks!
Okay, sweetheart. Here's a picture of me from the time I went on a vacation to the UK that I like.