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what's wrong with wanting a "chad" boyfriend?
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Nothing. In fact most chads are nice dudes. It's a meme that chads are bad people. Most comes from butt hurt beta robots
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You are worthless and inadequate, with nothing to commend you beyond not-like-other-girls tastes, but you don't see it.
He is way, way, out of your league, but you still dream about him noticing you, just for being you, like some autistic, incel fantasy. Even then, you imagine him initiating.
If you speak to him, you blabber like a spastic, like an awkward, nerd virgin. If he were a woman, you'd creep him out intensely.
But he isn't, so he shags and dumps you.
Yes I know this is bait, its still a valuable instructive.
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>>36072552
Nothing, it's just that the robots here think everyone should be paying attention to them despite the fact they have nothing entertaining to offer a person.
>Inb4 girls are supposed to want to be with me just because I exist
>when someone tells you to lurk more despite you having been on this website since 2010
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>>36072436
>2010
>not 2007
newfag
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>>36072458
it's been 7 fucking years i'm not new
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originohohohohohoho new faggot
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This guy is 6'3, ripped, has a large package and is a multi-millionaire. He also happens to be deaf. You get to keep all your memories and personality, but get his body & money, but also inherit his deafness.
Do you trade your life for his /r9k/?
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do I know how to sign?
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>can't enjoy music
Nope.
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No, I wouldn't.
No voices, no music. Can't live like that.
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Would /R9K/ fuck a porn star if she let you wear a condom?
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>>36072276
Yes, but only bareback. Pornstars get tested regularly, so they wont have STDS and they also have to take contraception due to their job.
BTW: Is that Velentina Nappi, because she is fine as fuck.
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I would rawdog her and eat her ass and pussi
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>>36072415
This is true. Contemporary porn stars get tested all the time and are less likely to have an STD than your standard bar roastie
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When did you realize that Asians are the superior race?
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>>36072260
they sure make the best femboystfw no qt asian boy to snuggle with at night
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>>36072260
When did you realize they've got a collective insect mentality and that life is cheap in Asia? Fuck off. SE Asia can't even figure out democracy.
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dunno, three months maybe
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What does r9k think of women who dress like men?
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I would like to fuck them desu
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Tomboys are cute
But girls who actually wants to be boys is nasty as fuck
Ori our Ori my bum hole is thing
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>>36072257
YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO WEAR PRETTY DRESSES AND SKIRTS AND NOT BE JUDGED WHY WOULD YOU WEAR UGLY BOY CLOTHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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/r9k/ Trap Music Project 2017-04-06 08:17:06 Post No.36072226
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So I made a thread yesterday about making an /r9k/ trap music album, and it seemed that you guys expressed some interested in such a thing happening.
Previous thread is here:
>>36053047
Here's the discord we're working with:
https://discord.gg/Dh74E
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Some bars a few anons wrote so far:
ba$ed robot gang bout to turn this shit to columbine
gats and them TEC-9s, lonely boys, borderline
2d girls on my dick only, bitches just a comprise
beta uprising in this bitch, im out to end some lives
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normies calling me a whiner cuz i never been in a vagina
eating by myself while at the diner
slash chad in the face with my holy diver
before he gets a chance to nut inside her
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look at us bots we the best
running these memes don't fuck with the rest
swear i'm a manbaby stressed
look at me reee and beat my hairy chest
Like harambe we be killin it
fuck tfwnogf i wanna feel tits
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A few soundclouds from fellow robots:
https://soundcloud.com/lebigshot
https://soundcloud.com/jhabbotb
https://soundcloud.com/itsvibekilla
Tell me what you think.
Also, post No. 36061300 won the roll from the last thread and got to pick the name of the band, which is
>Reestyler(s)
Congrats!
All of the names were good to be fair, good job to everyone for your creativity.
If you would like to be a part of this, join our discord (I know it's a normie app but it's easier to keep track of things threre).
If you have a soundcloud with trap music that you want to contribute, post it ITT.
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If you were to die slowly and painfully i would be ok with it
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>>36072226
>r9k trap
>r9k
>where comments have to be original
>first line is word for word from a rap song
Bad post op
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>>36072262
>anon doesn't want to have fun
You're only fooling yourself cus
>>36072297
Didn't know, it wasn't my post but nontheless we have to be original
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What do you call these? 2017-04-06 08:13:48 Post No.36072169
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What do you call these?
Where I'm from we call them Freedom Fries but I guess most people just call them Fries and Europeans call them French Fries for some reason?
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>>36072169
Fries or chips
Britfag here
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>>36072169
No, me and my entire lineage calls them fried potatoes
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>>36072169
Here, we call them french fries/strips
Also, if you'd have done some research, it would have been clear that 'french fries' is a mangled version of 'fried fish'.
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I'm looking for a picture of a girl. Short, brown frizzy hair, about chin length. There's this one picture of her in a chair with a bottle of alcohol and maybe a camera, that she's holding. She has this dead inside look in her eyes. There's very few pictures of her, but I need to find her.
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>>36072081
Pls robots I need to find the love of my life ;;~;;
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>>36072081
I think I know the picture you mean, it's a trap.
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>>36072963
I still want to find him..or her. I am completely in love and I need to see them once more, even if they are a trap.
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how do you guys like my noose
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>>36071958
looks like it's worth trying out
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>>36071958
>mfw i can't make a good looking noose
well i think i have to do it with my belt then
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>>36072063
are you crazy, it's gonna be very painful this way
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>tfw you tell your gf you're gonna stop by after work and she freaks out because you didn't give her enough notice to cook you a decent meal and is ashamed that she'll "only have three hours to whip something together at the last minute"
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she is fucking a nigger hahahaha
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Giving her time to hide the bull
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>>36071963
Well I'm black and she's white, so yea.
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What did robots do all day before the internet was a thing?
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inb4 not existing
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>get up
>Go to school 2 hours early because I always thought I'd be late even though it's literally right across the street
>Learn and be a good student
>Go home
>Do homework
>Eat
>Play vidya
>Sleep
>Repeat
On weekends it was the same thing just no school.
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Watch sitcoms with sort bursts of JRPGs
Thank god the internet had be replace sitcoms for anime
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Post the first thought that comes to your mind upon seeing this pic
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SAP lover spotted
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Her smile doesn't seem genuine.
His eyes are glazed and unfocused , and his smile is only halfway because he knows
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>>36071900
She's cute and has nice titties.
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there are little kids dying in syria right now and you are complaining about tfw no gf ?
fuck off
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>little kids dying in syria right now
no one cares. I wish all these non people would just fucking die.
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Yeahhh. Dont try to compare problems on this board. Tfw no gf is the wooorrrrst thing that could ever happen.
Starving in a shack after your parents were killed by rebells and your siblings raped by UN soldiers? Pffft, im forever alone.
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>>36071801
they should suffer because they are christians
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>tfw XX sex chromosome male
>Tfw feminine as fuck and my dick doesn't work
Hmmmmm I hate this body
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>>36071778
>XX
>male
do you perhaps mean XXY?
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>>36071778
I have all of that except testicular atrophy, lack of pubic hair and gyno
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>>36071852
No, XX male. My X chromosome has the male SRY gene
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/XX_male_syndrome?wprov=sfla1