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New shoes arrived, what do you think bots? Got told these are autist shoes.
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nice timbs b
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Thats a baby shit color
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Nice nigger boots.

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>tfw turning 21 this year

I'm so fucking old what the fuck how did this happen this is NOT OK
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>tfw 26

fuuuuuck
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>>34758852
>tfw turning 24 this year
please kill me
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>>34758852
same anon, i still feel young though

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The only solution is a final solution.
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>>34758843
I don't get it. Your virginity is worthless anyway. The only reason any importance is still attached to it is down to archaic societal hangups.
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>>34758843
virginity is a meme anon.
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>>34758922
>The only reason any importance is still attached to it is down to archaic societal hangups.
No. Women lose the ability to pair bond after multiple sexual partners. Premarital promiscuity is strongly correlated with divorce.

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>leave my room for five minutes
>come back
>there's some rat shit on my chair

Help me solve this mystery, anons. My place isn't dirty, there's a cat, and I've never seen a rodent around here.
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>>34758829
you sat in shit
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It wasn't rat shit. It was your shit. Its ok, we've all shit ourselves before. Its nothing to be ashamed of.
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>>34758842
But my jeans are clean and I didn't sit down anywhere outside today.

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Anyone tried saint johns wort ? The studies have proven many times it helps mild to moderate deppression or does only work for meme depression
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>>34758817
Been taking it for 2 weeks and don't feel shit. I'm gonna wait another month and hope it works.
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Its placebo

originalreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>34758970
B-but da studies

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What do you become when you reach age 30 if you've never kissed or had sex but you have gotten a blowjob? Does a blowjob take away all of your magical ability like vaginal sex does? Or do you become some sort of half-wizard?
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>>34758694
>tfw your face is so hideous she rather licks your dick than your lips
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How did you get that far but missed the other steps
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>>34759110
He probably got blown by a hooker.

is lil peep /our guy/ ?
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>>34758665
im fond of lil turkey sandwich myself
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>>34758665
not really but i love him, he's def my guy
new tape is sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGx4W9GM5b8
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>>34758665
No, Bladee is /our guy/.

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I have a warrant for my arrest over truancy
Do i post bail or just ignore it and get my license revoked
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Barricade yourself in your house and have a stand off with the police
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>>34758710
i live with my parents
this will probably be the straw that breaks the camels back
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>>34758642
You have a warrant..

You're fucked no matter what you do lol

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Listening to you relaxedly debating depressing topics while keeping it on a friendly level really is a great comfort for me. Anyone else lurking and willing to be lured to sleep by some comfy pictures?
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will dump a few myself, as the last one was not really a success (sadly)
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or this will just become my own personal collection
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that is just there and exists for anyone passing to grab

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I was recently diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder
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>>34758625
Welcome to the club youll never have a stable relationship with anyone enjoy your personal hell.
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>>34758648
Good thing I've never had a stable relationship in the first place so it's not like I know happiness anyway
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>Pigeonholed into a meaningless special snowflake status

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I was on /d/ a few days ago and I recieved the nickname "Yoshikage Kira because of my sexual interest in hands. I decided to take the nickname because of it, I really don't know why though.
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pls be my handsy bf
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>>34759451
I sayeth to thee. nay
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What is your opinion of the Mona Lisa.

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I mean the kind that stands near highways with a sign and has greasy matted hair and smells like 10 days of unwashed ass. There's a homeless roastie that's usually panhandling where I live and I'm considering asking her out on a date.

wat do?
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>>34758533
no you stupid fucker. they are diseased and look/smell terrible. and they are usually mentally ill.
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Any faggots here who beg for a GF and won't date a homeless woman are entitled cowards. Good on you OP for being a decent human being.
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>>34758631
Homeless women needs love too

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I've studied female psychology for about 3 years women are hypergamous they only want the top 20% or so of men because their reproductive system causes them to be more selective about who fucks them because every cock carries the risk of pregnancy and you don't want to be popping out ugly kids from some beta who won't give you any grandchildren and will just live in your basement so why risk fucking him. Roy baumesiter had this to say

>Recent research using DNA analysis answered this question about two years ago. Todays's human population is descended from twice as many women as men. I think this difference is the single most underappreciated fact about gender. To get that kind of difference, you had to have something like, throughout the entire history of the human race, maybe 80% of women but only 40% of men reproduced. To get that kind of difference, you had to have something like, throughout the entire history of the human race, maybe 80% of women but only 40% of men reproduced.

Which means 1 man at least fucked on average 2 different women leaving 60% of men with 0 women and 20% of women with 0 men.

Now women compare men against eachother, so you find out who the top 40-20% is by making men compete against eachother then women compare the best men and then try and get the superior sperm from the best avaliable male. This is how it has always been, in the past however women had what I call limited male exposure that is they were only exposed to the men in their town or suburb and within their immediate social circle so a few hundred men at most. Women would then select the best male out of those hundred men by comparing them against eachother to see who was the tallest, fittest, squarest jaw, biggest dick etc.

Cont
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>>34758532

However because of online dating and sites like this the number of males women are exposed to has increased from a few hundred to a few million. Women are now comparing you not just against men they know IRL but against men on the internet, resulting in you being compared to the hundreds and hundreds of men online. This means you're being compared to men who are genetic freaks with 12 inch cocks, perfect jaws, zyzz tier physiques. Men that these women would normally never see because they're such a statistical outlier. This has caused female hypergamy to spiral dangerously out of control and combined with birth control women can now fuck hundreds of genetic freak chads and you will be compared to every single one. A woman can go on /soc/ and see 100 dicks and compare your dick to every single one she has seen, she can go on tinder and compare you to every single man on there. In the past you might have been in the top 20% within a group of 100 men, but now in a group of 100 million men you are in the bottom 20%. The internet has ruined relationships and mate selection and now unless you are a statistical freak you will never get the women you want. The internet has caused a female hypergamy run away affect never before seen in history, this is the darkest absolute worst time in all of human history to be a single male. This is the sexual dark ages.
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>>34758532
just leaving here a bump to keep the thread going
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>>34758532
>>34758561
You fucking idiot this is the whole point of the board, all this information is well known.

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I want to add a +2 points to my appearance.
Right now i just started doing minoxodil on my face to grow a nice beard..

Why don't you go for the minoxidil anons ?
Unleash the inner chad in you !
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>>34758493
because im a tranny and im trying to do the exact opposite desu
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Because I can grow a beard on my own without Minoxidil.
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i actually did this a few years ago. worked pretty well.

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Why are socialists objectively the dumbest people on earth?
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I'm not a socialist but your image is pretty retarded. I know for a fact that socialists dont believe any of those strawman points.
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Even if you don't think I am entitled to your money, I thank you for them.
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>>34758468
i know right just get out of america already

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