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>>37314171
Living is pointless
Dying is pointless
Might as well just let it ride desu

>>37314171
You beat me. By one literal minute.
I tried to make a thread with this post 37 seconds ago to be told it was duplicate and redirected to "this".

I have unexused animus towards you.
Please tell me about something you made this thread for in thenhopes that I may dissolve it.

You dont need to answer
I certainly would like you to

>>37314232
>Dying is pointless
At least I don't have to do anything if I'm dead

>>37313969
just kys dumb roastie

>>37313969
It's not a dealbreaker for me, if you're interesting. Are you para? Pls respond.

>>37313969
Also does your name start with an R? that would be interesting.
t. >>37314012

Use CDs as fleshlight, the bottle as boat and the fleshlight as paddle

>>37313958
Cut my dick off with the cd

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>>37313999
The mighty trips have spoken. But, your flimsy boat falls over in the water, and you're now drowning in the ocean,

no cigs, no booze, no weed, no money

>I'm going insane.
>halp

>>37313747

>no escape

that sounds like hell, feel sorry for you man

>>37313747

You don't need those anon :) Just eat carrots, bananas and ramen noodles and some meat on the weekends and you have everything you need!

>>37313574
immediate painless death

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You should have just specified that this is /escapism/ general.

>>37313574
Never being born.
Or I guess in this case, the perfect life would having access to a time machine and then going back and stopping my parents somehow.
>inb4 paradox
I don't care>>37313579

nothin like cracking open a cold omegle with the boys

i'm gonna be in there in about 10 min, guys wait for me

>>37313571
>every week
>text mode
>trolls, underage, memes, bullies, asl requests
I just want a nice and anonymous conversation but that can't happen I guess.

>>37313556
Are you a skeletor?

>>37313686
No, I'm a fatbot. (6' 250lbs)

>>37313556
Drink more often. That happens when I havn't drank for at least a week. If I do regularly it takes me a solid cup and a half of 40%+ to get drunk.

huns, check out dis treble

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>>37313538

Just had a shit lads.

how do I find a girl to trade nudes with lads

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Can you stop posting these threads thanks

>>37313407
>Can you stop posting these threads thanks
no

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>>37313337
enjoy your menstrual cycle

I sure hope this is some clever bait

I have an absolute passion for backpacks for no fucking reason, I've loved them since I was a kid

It physically pains me that this is a shit bait thread

/soc/ the thread on /r9k/...pretty normal on these days

>secret of mana
nice taste anon

that's more than just partly your fault. a crossdressing degen inviting somebody over? that has sex written all over it. you should've driven the point that that's not what you were looking for.

>>37313196
>guy tries to sex a trap
>calls the trap a fag
really makes you think

Severe autism is physics, the rest in the category is just faggotry

information technology

originalio

>>37313023
Why does top tier =/= severe autism tier?

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>>37313007
Let's just say the girl is one of the most beautiful girls I've seen, she's very kind and funny and to my disadvantage, she has really big chest for her age. And guess what, she fell for me. Head over heels. When I said that I like ponytails and chokers, she wore nothing but ponytails and chokers for the rest of the camping trip. (She thought I wouldn't remember it since I was drunk). When we went to the village's store together in the evening (About 2miles away) it started raining really really hard. Well so upholding the 'big brother' status, I lifted her up to sit on my shoulders and ran back to the camp. (I'm a big guy, 188cm, 93kg).
During this she said: "You don't even know how happy I am right now" at which time it all clicked. I didn't say anything and continued running back. In the morning, she was the one to get into my tent and wake me up. We went to get water together. We kept going to the store or lunches together. (Mostly with my cousin as well but her eyes were on me 100% of the time.) The worst part is that she didn't mind getting all over me. Sitting on my lap when she could, jumping on me so I'd carry her and stuff like this. All right, jump to the present time.

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>>37313021
She couldn't stop messaging me on FB. She still keeps writing me herself almost every two days. I met her at the local park like two days ago (She jumped at me again of course) and she invited me to her flat to show me and her girl friend her new bunny (I have a bun at home, he's 11 years old so I know my shit). I agreed. I'm supposed to be there in half an hour but I'm afraid she's going to confess to me. There were many pointers towards today I didn't notice until now. She's offline and I don't have her number. I'll have to go there today and break the poor kind girl's heart. I am not the kind of person who handles hurting people well. She's 13 now and keeps blueballing me everytime I meet her and always wears deep cup tanktops and leggings when around me.
How do I break her heart in the least hurtful way?

Also, if you manage to keep this thread alive I'll be back to tell you what happened.

pity fuck her anon

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That's a strange picture to find cozy OP, but I like it.

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fashy stuff is comfy

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feels is cozy

>cleaning up

i just cum into my hand and walk over to the seat or wipe it on a towel i used recently.

I just use a dirty wife beater.

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Put the cum in your butt.