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>that
>average
how warped are you m8?

>>35521222
that's a 10/10 my friend
i would kill for her to be my gf

>>35521222
That's like a solid 2.

>>35521185
Did you graduate?

hkjhfyfjkhjlkj;jl

>>35521209
Yeah, that was two years ago

NEET ever since

>>35521185
I thought you would like to look back, just to see how far you have come! H-haha!

>endless downward spiral

no, not really

originally

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>>35521165
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BE HAPPY FOR ME I'M A NORMIE NOW

>ugly self hating spineless asian hoe

enjoy your future elliot rogers

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>>35521141
A bike ride!? Are you retarded? Enjoy trying to ride your bike in the ocean. Im going to rent a boat, ill pick you up from the sea. Silly roastie, good thing youre hot as hell, or id find someone else

>>35521141
Go fuck yourself, I just got divorced.

>>35521141
you cant ride a bike in the water dumbass

>>35521104
As a lunchbreak, that's not half bad

>>35521137
It's not like you're getting paid for it. It's just more time until you get to go home.

>>35521104
That's actually over 4x longer than a wagekek break. Wagekeks get a 15 minute break if they work more than 5 hours. Getting an hour break would be amazing, but it would also mean losing an hour's worth of money.

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Good thing you are already in a graveyard.
Saves you the trip.

>>35521102
>c-can you at least sit on my grave after I kill myself, I won't mind

>>35521102
This post made me realize how I wish I was part of the grunge group at school and how I never kissed a girl with black painted lips

>>35521074
just fucking lie
job interviews are 3/4 just straight lying anyway
say you exercise, travel, read books, whatever dumb shit comes into your head
don't overthink it faggot

>>35521299
This is actually spot-on. Whatever normie shit comes to mind like travel, books, cooking, going to the lake, fixing old cars. Whatever you can BS about for 5 minutes will do.

Entry level job requires 5 years experience? Well guess you'll have to make an entry level experience entry on your resume.

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>>35521074
Something productive like

>volunteering
>reading
>traveling
>playing a musical instrument

Just SOMETHING

>>35521066
>How do I escape these feels r9k?

Cuck her husband

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>>35521066
>year or so
>in love

You sound clingy

>>35521109
yea,pretty sure Im atleast borderline retarded or something,also was first kiss

>>35520992
If it's truly a wagekek job then how are you on your phone?

>>35520992
Quick, chug coffee and pop ephedrine

>he work place doesn't have a cocaine room

Where does the stripper go to rest? Do you work in mcdonald's or something?

>>35520970
>implying it isn't two different things
>implying this isn't bait

>>35520970
Do you know that everybody outside of the US calls "college" university?
French: Universite
German: Universitaet
And even in basic english, it is university.
So please learn proper english...

>>35520970
Get paid pupper

origami

>>35520953
>>BPD GF says shes going to kill herself for the 25th time today

kek

Dump her, OP. You're just a springboard for her emotions. She doesn't actually love you. Research BPD and you'll realize why she treats you the way she does

t. Guy with BPD ex

>>35521022
The pussy is good though. Also she's a 9/10 in looks and I'm a 4 at best. I can deal.

Give me one good reason why.

No "much feelings"

Non-familial women are not tolerable enough to be around unless you're getting sex out of it. Anybody who disagrees is a betaprovider white knight

>>35520937
But its OK to put men in the friend zone? Or in her logic "guy who buys me food and gives me attention when I have no boyfriends" zone

>>35520930
I do not believe he is a normie, but I definitely think he could use more useful info in his videos.
example: His reese's puffs video he tells the founding of reese's puffs, like everyone didn't already know it was a fucking cereal.
I just believe he needs more material to flesh out his videos.

>>35521139
yeah he says a lot of obvious shit

>>35521166
What do you think he seems to only be out of the loop on newer memes, which he admits to.

May I get a quick rundown on these guys?

>>35520923
>Bogdanoff Brothers
>Rule the world

Get bogpilled.

>>35520898
I've been reading Art of Seduction by Robert Greene because this place rec'd it and his other book.

It's shit. All self-help books are shit.

>>35522285
>taking recommended reading by /r9k/ seriously

Only helpful shit you'll see recommended on 4chan are by /pol/ and /x/ (the occult)

>>35522285
I know it's not what I expected, it's more of a tutorial on how to become a pimp