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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no Tomoko gf(male)

brb smoke
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How are you doing today, /steamfeels/? I hope you're all having a good day or evening.

> tfw it's cold and can't get out of the warm bed
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>>34133404
hey
cebruz
:)
whats up w/ u 2day?

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Post some real information about person from your life, and anon will try to find this person in social medias.
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Thought so. Just a bunch of pussies.
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>Brazilian
>Lives in Denmark
>Brunette
>Gymnasium
>Girl

Can you find her?
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FBI b0ss

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>Wow anon, the girls at school didn't lie when they said your butt feels the best.
>Isn't that a bit embarrassing as a man?
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Why is my skin red?
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>>34133306
Not embarrassing at all. Thank you for taking my virginity.
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>of all the infinite realities you were born in the one where futas don't exist
why even live?

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For fuck sake does carotid artery rupture/dissection/stroke increase or decrease blood pressure/bpm AS it's occurring

???
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If you respond to this you totally get a gf
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>>34133264
I don't know

>>34133795
I responded send me gf
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>>34133836

Ok gf dispatch on it's way eta 30 light years

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>be me
>ask a qt out
>she accept it
>go to the movies
>have a nice night but didn't kiss her or anything
>she says she had a good night and we should go out again
>feed forward some weeks
>go to a exhibition with her
>again we have a good date but when I'm going to say goodbye and lean for a kiss she seems super nervous and just kiss me on the cheek
>on the same day she texts me and says "anon, I really liked our date but I've never kissed anyone.... But I really want to kiss you"

Guys did I just find the mother of my child? I mean, it's rare to find a virgin girl nowadays, a kv must be a 1/1000000 chance

Also... How was your first kiss? Any suggestion on something different I should do in the next date to make her enjoy her first kiss?
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>>34133127
Wow anon you really did hit the jackpot. Good luck hope it works out don't let her go try your best to make it work.
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>>34133127
>inb4 OP is a nonvirgin normie
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>>34133171
This
That would actually be disgusting and I would forever hate you.

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30 yo khv NEET here

How do i make friends?
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>Wanting friends
How cute. HAAAAAHAHAHAHA.
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friends are overrated though
just have acquaintances
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>>34133086
Make sure your guard all your belonging, and be wary of a possible physical assault. Once you've gotten that out of the way it's just a numbers game, force yourself onto as many ppl as possible until one sticks. This 'friend' will try to steal from you, probably sooner rather than later; unless you're rich or give off a wealthy vibe.

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Any other robots here write journals?
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I have a small writing pad of To Do Lists for each day and I used to write a few lines after each day before I went to bed. I don't even use the pad anymore because there's really not much to say. "Today I played videogames again" isn't really much
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>>34133056
I did for a while after seeing a journal thread, but I gave up on since I never have anything to write
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i kept a little red journal filled with some weird dreams that stuck with me and some depressed musing, but then my dad found it and read it all despite the request at the front to not read it, so i dont write in it anymore

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>tfw no gf

I just want to be loved, it hurts so bad. I got all invested in a fembot for nearly a month, but had to realize that she doesn't care.

The only thing that I can do is blogging here about my feels. Here's part 1 of my blog: >>34110000

This is part 2.
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>>34132995
>I just want to be loved

thats gay shit though
change it so you only want to give love, and in the process of giving said love you will achieve real satisfaction by making someone else happy

dont ever count on anyone to make you feel loved, thats something you can only truly do for yourself
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>>34133027
Giving love to someone who doesn't care about you will only hurt you. I have always wanted to make her feel good, but what's the point if to her it doesn't make a difference if I'm alive or dead?
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>>34133261
Because love it's not something you should be expecting from people, it's just a meme.

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Is bf1 comfy?
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Its comfy but its not 500+ hours comfy.

Its <100hours comfy, it gets boring.
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>>34132906
I think it is. Not very happy about paying for dlc though.
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>>34132906
its alright, not really a comfy game

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Why haven't you got a hair transplant yet
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Because i'm not balding.
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>>34132807

Won't it just fall out again?
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>>34132830
No they completely replace the follicle the shit that didn't get replaced behind it might fall out

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>women don't like huge muscles, men do
>women don't like your manly cologne, men do, women like flowery perfumy girly scents
>women don't like dicks, they like the way penises feel inside them but to them penises are ugly


Conclusion: women don't actually like men.
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vaginas are also ugly as fuck
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I'm a female, and I can confirm that all of this is correct.
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>>34132778
I'm a vagina owner and I can confirm this.

would you live in the starship troopers utopia?
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With or without the bugs?
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>>34132782
do you want to be a citizen?
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>>34132772
It's a parody dipshit. Read Stranger in a Strange Land.

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>26
>NEET
>have a master's degree
>no driver's license
>have a gf; not a virgin

Not sure whether I've made it in life or not.
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>>34132715

>no drivers license
>having a gf

You're a cuck.
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Well you certainly don't belong on this board

Now fuck off
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>>34132715
>NEET
>no driver's license
Of course you haven't made it.

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So did anything happen to eliza? I saw a thread the other day about something to do with someone getting her family's person info and stuff.
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>>34132636
Can you give more information faggot? Who is Eliza? Does it have anything to do with pic?

You suck at making threads.
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>>34133020
It's not my fault you're ignorant
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>>34133133
You sound like a feminist. Are you even going to answer my question?

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>tfw too antisocial to approach a qt
>tfw not ugly, so girls smile at me a lot
>tfw have ridiculously autistic standards so i probably won't even be ok with whatever gf i get
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>>34132596

Post face please cutie
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youre not cute. if you were cute you would have had many gfs by the time you were in your 20s, they would approach you especially in these times. Perhaps you have potential and may look alright on a good day, but do not fool yourself
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Yeah I got attention from girls in high school.
3 different girls asked me to the school dance but I turned them all down because anxieties and autism. 1 of them was pretty cute.
I've wasted my life living in fear and bitterness.

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